"Luck" of the Irish

"If you come back once more, it shall be-" *beep, beep, beep, beep* *boooooooop!* "This is an emergency annoucnement regarding the Sarong Virus discovered last week. It has spread to Ebensburg, Griffonstone and is spreading farther quite quickly. Please get as far underground as possible and/or find your way to Canterlot. The bedrock under Canterlot has been modeled into an underground city, stocked with more food that is in Equestria's shopping malls altogether, as preparation for this day. Disease scans will be performed on any ponies that come after 11:00 AM today, and if you do have the disease, we will not let you in. However, what really sucks for you is that they will be forced to kill you.

So stay safe and uncontaminated, thank you." *beep,beep,beep,beep* *boooooooooop!* "-painful you'll see! I hope you die in a fire!"

Star immediately texted Potato about the emergency broadcast. He rammed in through the window almost immediately. Shutting the window, Star realized that her parents had taken a carriage to Canterlot and they had just left.

Potato grabbed onto Star and flew her away, out the window, and up to a cloud. The broadcast was correct, and the ponies below them were acting aggressive and stabbing each other over their dogs taking a shit in the neighbor's yards. Lyra started shooting ponies left and right for getting in her way. She was heading for the Mirror Portal. Not for long, because Star Speller sent a freezebeam for where Lyra was running, quickly freezing her on the spot. Star hadn't screwed up her timing and proceeded to make sure Potato looked away, and then she took a crap onto the fighting mob of earth ponies and unicorns. Thank sweet Jesus that the virus also took away their magic. Pegasi could fly, but they could not stand on clouds, and very few had gotten infected. Freezebeams were shooting left and right to hit the Pegasi with, and Potato had found an uncontaminated flamethrower. Together they shot beams of ice and fire at any that attempted to attack them. It worked perfectly. After someone was frozen in place, Potato would cook them until they were dead with the flamethrower. This went on for a couple hours until all the zombies summoned had been either eternally frozen or cooked until dead. Star rejected the air trip to Canterlot and asked for the flamethrower instead. Once she had it, she put the firey blaze of death into the back of the cloud and magically seatbelted herself into the cloud. Potato flew slightly above, pondering what the heck she was doing. Not for long. Star pulled the flamethrower trigger with her telekinesesis. "WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was heard from some 100 feet ahead. Potato flew after her, after all, the flamethrower was limited. Five minutes later, it seemingly ran out. Potato caught up fast, only to realize they were there, and that the flamethrower had been stopped on purpose. Hopping into the disease scan, they tested "Killed a shitload of the diseased to get here and survive.". After a brief sanitary shower, they jumped down into the matress pile at the start of the bunker. Star shot a tickle beam at her sister once she saw her. That got her parents' attention.

"I thought you two were dead!"
"I'm so sorry we left you behind... we thought you had already been teleported here."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Star disabled the tickle beam and hugged her family.
Then Potato walked over. He whispered into Star's ear and they went over into where the Canterlot Gardens had been remade underground.