"Luck" of the Irish

Star made the Narwhal signal, and winked.

Together with Potato and some other friends, she started singing out loud.

"Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cuz they are so awesome!"

Then, when the verse ended, the teacher mildly confused, the entire class started singing.

"NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION, CUZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME! LIKE AN UNDER WATER UNICORN, THEY CAN STAB THINGS WITH THEIR HORNS, THEY ARE JEDI OF THE SEA!"

"They stop Cthulu from eating ye!"

"NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS! NARWHALS."

"Just don't let them touch your balls."

"NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS. NARWHALS."

"Inventors of the shishkebab!"

By now the teacher was pissed. He flipped a table, threw a grenade out the door into the makeshift school hallway, and clung to the ceiling.

Star used her magic to disable the grenade as quickly as possible, then started playing Tombstone Cats on the class computer.

Next thing you know, the teacher was fired for ambushing a narwhal.