Aforementioned Disability: A Large Set of Unfinished Stories

by CrimsonEquine

Meta Story 2: Retaliation Against EG

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I have had enough, Hasbro is destroying the brony collective and is getting away with it. All is almost lost for brony-kind for the Equestria Girls cometh. I one of the sole survivors shall retell the tale of how the bronies almost died out. When the Equestria Girls aired on to the Big Screen of the many movie theaters, it caused a meltdown of extreme hatred. The Bronies reacted unexpectadly and destroyed everything in a animalistic berserker rage. First the movie theaters, then the streets, and then the people who dared stand in their way. Then they made it to Hasbro, a mass of millions surrounded the building of Hasbro H.Q.. To greet them at the doorstep was the S.W.A.T. teams and a part of the U.S. army ready to defend the building like the assholes they are. The battle was intense, more bloodshed than the Civil War of the North and South. Many people died in the name of friendship and all were dead except for the unscathed building of Hasbro casting its shadow hypothetically over all of the planet. Soon the bronies were rooted out  from house to house killing the fandom. All that is left is a few bronies and myself desperately hiding away from it all. My name is Alfred Bilbobottoms and I am of the brony and I will never falter, never fear, never lose the magic. Now read this well, Hasbro had not given up or slowed down in rooting us all out. They have come up with a terrifying cartoon. The continuation of Equestria Girls in episodic form. This would leave all bronies dead for no one can tolerate such a monstrosity. I can barely breath at the idea of it, such a abomination of good characters and strong story now turned into a Bratz rip-off. Well thats all I have for now, you must stop this or else all will be lost. You are our only hope.

Its all up to you

Alfred Bilbobottoms, Brony

Twilight closed the book that she was reading and scanned the contents of the back in confusion. She never understood what all of this meant and did not know what to do. Brony? Hasbro? these things did not make sense to her. Twilight Sparkle put back the random book on the shelf and began to tip-toe out of the library. Twilight knew that today was going to be special, she had to come all the way from Canterlot to get here. It must've been of utmost importance for Princess Celestia herself to ask her to come. She trotted past the Crystal Ponies and the nice Crystal Buildings to finally arrive at the Crystal Castle where everyone was waiting for her. She went up to the gate to be greeted by the Royal Crystal Guard themselves.

"Ah, Princess Twilight! Follow us to the ga... I mean to where everypony is at.

Twilight and The Guard trotted up to the

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