Aforementioned Disability: A Large Set of Unfinished Stories

The sky equated to darkness. Only a starling moon lit high above. My name is anonymous, I have come to this forsaken place to find what I desire most of all. My feet trudged through the mud that constrained my movement. Vegetation of foreign element surrounded me and I cut through it all with my simple machete. What a useful tool this is, it really gets the job done in jungle based climates. So much time and traveling to achieve my destination from plane, road, and on foot. I could smell the baked sugary contents of Sugar Cube Corner in just a few steps. My lantern lights the way towards the place rumored to be hidden deep in this jungle.

Many plantation with large winged leaves hit my face consistently throughout the trudging. It certainly didn't feel comfortable to have bugs biting your skin with only a expedition suit to protect yourself with such small creatures. My boot covered in mud and my bare legs covered in bug marks. It was a joyous occasion when I finally found myself to where I needed to go. The area is just as said, rumored from mythology to only come around at this very night. Ancient history sure helped with that, and what a find it was when excavating through the old egyptian pyramids, the sight of equine visitors. Who would've known that they almost looked exactly from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. How questionable that the style fit in every aspect, there just had to be a correlation.

They called me mad, ridiculous, a dumb brony, well I'll prove them wrong, everything will come to fruition once I meet who I expect. True, it seemed absolutely ridiculous that someone would follow through so intently with an almost insane desperation to find a way to a children's cartoon, but in all honesty, friendship truly is magic and I wouldn't have it any other way. Besides, everything still fit together anyways, it just got crazier and crazier from then on. All of this could be labeled as very odd, but I see myself as opportunistic and would never look back to such things. All has lead to this place, a swamp with a floating home sitting idly at my presence. It is made out of wooden sticks strung together with string throughout. Some type of steps made of wooden sticks connected to the watery home.

I leaped onto the long step, it shook a bit at my weight. Seeing myself gaining balance, I went on my way to the door. Touching the doorknob that is comprised of a thick stick. It turned easily by the strength I exuded. I peered inside and noticed a form. No, it is a woman, she sat ominously, watching my presence with her rainbow iris's. She smiled as the door closed behind me at my entry. She had a horn on her forehead, shabby hair and what seemed to be a gown that overlapped to the ground. I stared like a scared ninny who felt out of place in this ethereal feel. She raised her hand, goading me to come near. I shook with fear at what I was getting into, I had no inkling of what she wanted.

"Come here young faggot." she said, her voice was pristine and docile.

I shook my head and went my way to where she sat. A single chair in the emptiness of this place while she seemed to be levitating by herself. I looked towards the orb that sat on the table made of sticks and pondered.

"Who are you?" I asked.

She grabbed the white orb, and let it heighten up to the sky. It turned into smoke until it arrived at the apex of the place before circling into some kind of cloud and thunderous lightning appearing inside its opening.

"This is your stop, its what you wanted after all you have been through? I hope you enjoy all the Horsecocks you can suck on faggot." said the luminous patron.

"Wait, I still have so many questions."

Then, I could feel my chair levitating. I lost gravitational pull and started getting sucked in to the cyclone. The last thing I saw was the woman waving to me before my head got eaten entirely by the hole. I flew through this massive expanse of light, swirling clouds and horsecocks flying past me through this dimensional rift. Truly, that being sure had a unusual way of talking, maybe it didn't understand our natural human dialect. Either way, I screamed as the rift sucked me through. Horsecocks hitting me in the face and slamming into my groin. I finally could see something in the distance, it looked like an image that was recognizable to me. It  was Canterlot Castle with Ponyville seen from so far!

This was it! I finally made it to Equestria, something so many like myself have dreamed to go for as long as anyone could remember.  Then, a sudden dark tempest, something was wrong. A black cock jutted out of the exterior energy of the rift and hit me, flying through the rift, I hit top speed, only to smash into the energy and going through it easily. There, I heard a resounding laughter of some type, the sound of a woman laughing her ass off. I finally got through the fluff of the rift and found myself in another. I dusted my eyes with my hand and saw Equestria as it was in the other view. The difference was palpable however, it seemed that all the building were more... phallus shaped. This is definitely not the Equestria I was used to and before I could scream, it sucked me through its image.

Dizziness, a feeling of falling, and overall nausea to the point of unconsciousness. I awoke and stood up to where I was. Looking around me there is a crowd of ponies watching me. They all looked normal just like in the show until I noticed a glaring thing. They all had pulsating cocks, large and in charge, and very hard. I saw no stallions in the group, just mares with horsecock. This was not the place I was meant to go.

They just watched, I could only wait at their digression. Then, one pony trotted out of the swarm of cock throbbing monstrosities. It was Twilight Sparkle, easily recognizable by her horn, wings, and purple color scheme. She raised me up with her hoof and I felt an air of joy to see one of the mane six after all these years.

"Um, hi, I'm Twilight Porkle, welcome to Equestricock, this may be an odd request, but were having a tough time satisfying our mares and I know you just got here, but some of us are put out from fucking them to oblivion and it wasn't enough."

"What do you mean? All your cocks are hard as diamonds! You all look like you could be ready to go at any moment."

"Well, our cocks are always hard, it doesn't mean they don't get sore after a while from the intense sex we have at a daily bases."

"Intriguing, I guess you must be pretty desperate for asking a total stranger, let alone another creature to satisfy your mares."

"Yes, yes, just go fuck Pinkie Pie first, her lust is absolutely insatiable."

Twilight sat exhausted, she breathed intensely from so much sex that it was incredible she found time to study and be a bookworm. Truly, this Twilight Sparkle had a lot more on her plate than the normal one.

"Well were is she? I'm ready to do my duty!"

"You must go through the isle of temptation, then, the land of cakes will assail you with sweets that will make you fatter than fatness itself! Then afterwords you must go and..."

"Are you joking or something?"

"Eh, she's at Sugar Cube Corner, down the street, your no fun." said Twilight Sparkle, pouting from the lack of creative reassurance from her new friend.

By now, I, anonymous, stood up and saw that the crowd of dick ponies left my place. I was just so entranced with the conversation of Dick Sparkle that I barely noticed them at all. Either way, I left the poor tired pony rest on the ground with her dick sticking out like a totem pole.