"Uggg............" I say in a groggy voice as I am opening my eyes to realize that I am laying against a crumbling building.
" Good fucking going Emmet!" I yell out loud then I add "Luckily no one decided to rob me while I was-" My speech was cut off by the sound of a woman screaming.
I get up quickly and look across from me to see three small, colorful ponies, but two of them are fucking Raiders! They are wrapping a rusty chain around that terrified mare's neck apparently going to throw her off the edge. I thought to my self I should save her: It would not be good if the lone wander let a Innocent's life end without doing something about it.
I draw my weapon, The Novascurge a prototype plasma pistol that is powerful as all hell and fire it once and the stallion on the left reduced to a pile of green goo. The mare on the right fired a strange looking pipe rifle at me and when the bullet hit it only pinged off my duster.
The mare was startled by my appearance and says " wha- what are you?!"
I respond with in a cold tone" I am Emmet the lone fucking wander and I hate Raider scum bags like you!'' and ended in a swish of my shock sword.
Before I free the mare in the rusty chains I pull up my Pip boy to see where the hell I am.
As I look at the upper left corner of my Pipboy's mini map it says Manehatten Ruins. When I notice that I was not on earth anymore I just shrug because I am so use to strange things happening to me that this seems like another day in 'emmet world'.
As I lower my pipboy and walk over to the frightened mare she says in a frightened tone of voice "what the fuck are you!?
I respond with a calm sweet voice " I am Emmet Greenwell AKA lone Wander AKA that crazy son of a bitch." then add "I am a human."
Then I ask who she is and she responds with a little shaken up voice " I am Rosemary Glamer." then she adds " I am a Unicorn."
Then she says "I hate to ask, but can you help me get my gear back from those fucking raiders?"
After a sudden stop of realization and surprise she says "Your a human like out of those old books that talk about mythical creatures!"
*shrug* "I guess, but what is this about humans being mythical?" I said a little curious
But as she is talking something catches my eye, a soda machine much like the one back in my wasteland. the machine looked exactly like a Nukea-cola machine but, it said Sparkle-cola.
I open the door by picking the lock to the compartment that holds the soda to see how similar the drink is to my Nucka-cola back home. when I see what the bottle looks I am almost (well, not surprised because it is a common event for me to see some thing strange) surprised.The label looked similar to the label on the nuka- cola except it is purple says Sparkle-cola. I take a bottle out of the machine and pop the cap off and place it in my pocket. I take a sip and it tasted like carrots and is actually delicious. I immediately shaved all of the of the bottles in to my duster pockets then looked over at the unicorn with the blond mane and the beautiful orange coat.
She says a little annoyed "that was rude, but are you helping me or not?"
I reply with a smirk " Of coarse I will help you even if I half to shove a bottle of soda up my ass!" then I add " I am the lone fuck'in wander!"
Rosemary responds a little disturbed " you wold shove a bottle of Sparkle-cola up your ass if somepony asks you?!"
"Well yes and no. You see if it was to save someone's life, yes. if a rally hot woman wanted to do that, Yes agen. For the hell of it then no." I tell the hot mare that I began to get a boner for.
She then says with a shrug " that's reasonable." Then adds "lets kill some Bastards."
"YHa, lets"
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Three dog is reporting on the missing Emmet the wasteland savoir.
"Emmet where could have you gone now "
