Fallout equestria: The Wander

by ponypony2323

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Dark, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 760

Emmet Greenwell Aka that crazy son of a bitch ends up in the equestrian wasteland.

Ever ben so drunk and high on jet that you think that you are in another world? That is what happened to me.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-07 00:11:54 UTC

Where am I?

  "Uggg............" I say in a groggy voice as I am opening my eyes to realize that I am laying against a crumbling building.

  " Good fucking going Emmet!" I yell out loud then I add "Luckily no one decided to rob me while I was-" My speech was cut off by the sound of a woman screaming.

  I get up quickly and look across from me to see three small, colorful ponies, but two of them are fucking Raiders! They are wrapping a rusty chain around that terrified mare's neck apparently going to throw her off the edge. I thought to my self I should save her: It would not be good if the lone wander let a Innocent's life end without doing something about it.

  I draw my weapon, The Novascurge a prototype plasma pistol that is powerful as all hell and fire it once and the stallion on the left reduced to a pile of green goo. The mare on the right fired a strange looking pipe rifle at me and when the bullet hit it only pinged off my duster.

  The mare was startled by my appearance and says " wha- what are you?!"

  I respond with in a cold tone" I am Emmet the lone fucking wander and I hate Raider scum bags like you!'' and ended in a swish of my shock sword.

  Before I free the mare in the rusty chains I pull up my Pip boy to see where the hell I am.

  As I look at the upper left corner of my Pipboy's mini map it says Manehatten Ruins. When I notice that I was not on earth anymore I just shrug because I am so use to strange things happening to me that this seems like another day in 'emmet world'.

   As I lower my pipboy and walk over to the frightened mare she says in a frightened tone of voice "what the fuck are you!?

  I respond with a calm sweet voice " I am Emmet Greenwell AKA lone Wander AKA that crazy son of a bitch." then add "I am a human."

  Then I ask who she is and she responds with a little shaken up voice " I am Rosemary Glamer."  then she adds " I am a Unicorn."

  Then she says "I hate to ask, but can you help me get my gear back from those fucking raiders?"

  After a sudden stop of realization and surprise she says "Your a human like out of those old books that talk about mythical creatures!"

  *shrug* "I guess, but what is this  about humans being mythical?" I said a little curious

  But as she is talking something catches my eye, a soda machine much like the one back in my wasteland. the machine looked exactly like a Nukea-cola machine but, it said Sparkle-cola.

  I open the door by picking the lock to the compartment that holds the soda to see how similar the drink is to my Nucka-cola back home. when I see what the bottle looks I am almost (well, not surprised because it is a common event for me to see some thing strange) surprised.The label looked similar to the label on the nuka- cola except it is purple says Sparkle-cola. I take a bottle out of the machine and pop the cap off and place it in my pocket. I take a sip and it tasted like carrots and is actually delicious. I immediately shaved all of the of the bottles in to my duster pockets then looked over at the unicorn with the blond mane and the beautiful orange coat.

  She says a little annoyed "that was rude, but are you helping me or not?"

  I reply with a smirk " Of coarse I will help you even if I half to shove a bottle of soda up my ass!" then I add " I am the lone fuck'in wander!"

  Rosemary responds a little disturbed " you wold shove a bottle of Sparkle-cola up your ass if somepony asks you?!"

  "Well yes and no. You see if it was to save someone's life, yes. if a rally hot woman wanted to do that, Yes agen. For the hell of it then no." I tell the hot mare that I began to get a boner for.

  She then says with a shrug " that's reasonable." Then adds "lets kill some Bastards."

"YHa, lets"

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  Three dog is reporting on the missing Emmet the wasteland savoir.

  "Emmet where could have you gone now "