Speedily Delivered Drabbles

It had been a tiring night for the Mare of the Moon. Since the Tantabus, she hadn't got much sleep. What purpose was there for sleep, other than for wasting time dreaming?

She'd been checking everywhere, wanting to know if everyone got good dreams or perhaps nightmares. If anyone had a nightmare, duty called. Princess Luna had been helping a few guards with their dreams. Although, a smaller one, Flash Sentry, had been having worse nightmares since she had intervened. The Princess decided to leave him be. The territory of death wasn't hers to experience. More of Discord's forte, seeing as he had died twice (both on the outside and from being petrified).

Speaking of Discord, wasn't he supposed to be sleeping?

Luna teleported into the Spirit's room, only to discover it had been flooded with popcorn. "Discord, blast your manners." She growled, chewing through a few pieces. She wasn't going to ask how in Tartarus it tasted like chocolate. Chaos magic was not her domain either. Discord had given a chuckle.

"Oh, Lulu. Always such a feisty mare, aren't you?"

"Thy WHELP! Cease thy avalanche of the corn..."

"Why?"

"It's irritating."

"That's why I'm doing it, Lulu. I thought you knew me better than this."

"It's been over one thousand years, you twit."

"Rude. I'm surprised you don't like popcorn. Who would have thought?"

"Why that sarcastic tone?"

"Considering the state of your bedroom. I think Woona deserves some spanking."

"The state of my bedroom is private matters!"