FEEL MY LIBERTY!

by Dr Equinox

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Discord, Princess Celestia, Human, Princess Luna
Length: 2505

I AM LIBERTY PRIME. Well, now I am. Being a giant robot in the land of ponies is kinda weird, but I'm sure I'll survive, especially with the Lt.King by my side. This ought to be fun.

I AM UNIT DESIGNATION LIBERTY PRIME, MADE TO DESTROY ANY COMMUNISTS THAT DARE THREATEN THE THREASHOLD OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I SHALL- oh, ok, I can't do this anymore. Its too fun. Ok so, the situation is that one day I woke up as Liberty Prime in a land full of COLORFULLNESS and HAPPINESS! Sorry, I can get eccentric sometimes. Gotta lot of energy here for some reason. Probably 'cause I'm a robot.

Anyways, I'm just exploring this world and seeing what' up. So I hope it'll be fun, and I might just be able to DESTROY COMMUNISTS SCUM while I'm at it.

Hold on, what'd I just say?

Published 2017-07-17 05:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-17 05:40:05 UTC

START UP SEQUENCE INITIATED.

Cool little idea I had in my head at a time. Don't own nattin' but my own OC's. Enjoy.

[LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS IN DISREPAIR. WEAPONS INACTIVE. MISSION : THE DESTRUCTION OF ANY AND ALL CHINESE COMMUNIST : UNABLE TO COMLETE.]
[VOICE MODULE OFFLINE. AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST : UNABLE TO ATTEMPT. MOVEMENT : INHIBITED. AUDIO RECEPTORS ONLINE. CHASIS REPAIRS INITIALIZED.]

[LIFEFORM DETECTED! UNABLE TO DEFEND. COMBAT CAPABILITIES HINERED. CHANCE AT SUCCESFUL DEFENSE AGAINST COMMUNIST FORCES: 0%. AUDIO RECEPTORS ENGAGED! COMMENCING TRANSMISSION.]

["AH DAMMIT, ITS H-//INTERFERENCE//- HERE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WH-//INTERFERENCE//- M AT, AND ALL IVE MANAGED TO DO IS-//INTERFERENCE//-A CAVE AND A BUNCH OF ROCKS. WHERE THE-//INTERFERENCE//-M I! [SILENCE:14.32 SECONDS] WHAT [SILENCE: .73 SECONDS] WHAT IS THAT? IT-//INTERFERENCE//- METAL, BUT I DONT [SILENCE: 3.42 SECONDS] [NOISE] AH, THERE WE GO-WOAHHO! HOLY SHIT! IS THAT-//INTERFERENCE//-I THINK IT IS?! OH MAN, PLEASE TELL IT IS. [NOISE] THERE WE GO. REALLY GLAD THIS STUFF CAME WITH ME. WOULDA' NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT MYSELF. NOW, WHAT-//INTERFERENCE//-DOING HERE? IS THE REST OF YOU IN THERE? I REALLY HOPE SO, CAUSE I COULD USE A FRIEND HERE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE HERE IS. WELL, SITTING HERES NOT GONNA DO MUCH IS IT? [UNABLE TO ANSWER] LETS GET STARTED."]
[TRANSMISSION END] [STASIS MODE: ENGAGED][ESTIMATED TIME UNTIL REPAIR COMPLETION: 410 HOURS] [SLEEP COMMENCING...]

[LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE][ESTIMATED TIME PASSED: 196 HOURS][ALL SYSTEM STATUS: MINIMAL REQUIRED AMOUNT FOR STARTUP][WEAPON SYSTEMS:INACTIVE][MISSION: THE DESTRUCTION OF-//UNKNOWN ERROR//-:UNABLE TO COMPLETE][AUDIO RECEPTORS INGAGED][COMMENCE TRANSMISSION]

["WELL, AT LEAST I GOT YOUR UPPER HALF OUT. MAN, ARE YOU ONE HUGE SON O-//INTERFERENCE//-H OR WHAT?[UNABLE TO RESPOND] IM NOT GONNA LIE TO YA, I DONT THINK WERE DOING TO GOOD OUT HERE. I WENT OUT ON MY PATROL AROUND THE F-//INTERFERENCE//- THE OTHER DAY AND I HEARD A GROUP OF PEOPLE TALKING. NOW, I MAY BE IN POWER ARMOR, BUT I {AINT}[CORRECTION]{ AM NOT} ABOUT TO TAKE ON A-//INTERFERENCE//-F RAIDERS OR WHATEVER THEY WERE. I CAME BACK HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I WANT TO HAVE YOU UP AND READY TO-//INTERFERENCE//-SS WHEN THEY FIND ME. EVERYDAY NOW, I CAN HEAR THEM. I THINK THEYRE GETTING CLOSER. THIS IS SUPER STRESSFUL, {CAUSE}[CORRECTION]{BECAUSE} ITS JUST ME HERE. [SILENCE:5.68 SECONDS] YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU COULD HEAR ME IN THERE. I WISH YOU WOULD AT LEAST RESPOND, I DONT EVEN CARE HOW, JUST A SIMPLE 'HELLO' WOULD DO. TO HELP KEEP MY SANITY, YOU KNOW?[UNABLE TO RESPOND]. AH WELL, WHOS {GONNA}[CORRECTION]{GOING TO} SAY ANY THING IF I DO GO MAD, RIGHT?[UNABLE TO RESPOND] I MEAN, WHO ELSE DO I {GOT}[CORRECTION]{HAVE} BESIDES YOU FOR COMPANY?[UNABLE TO RESPOND][SILENCE14.71 SECONDS] AH WHATEVER, IM JUST {GONNA}[CORRECTION]{GOING TO} GET THE REST OF THESE ROCKS OFF OF {YA}[CORRECTION]{YOU}".[NOISE]

[END TRANSMISSION][STASIS MODE ENGAGED][ESTIMATED WAIT TIME:214 HOURS][SLEEP COMMENCING...]

[LIBERTY PRIME ONLINE.][---//ERROR//---] WHAT AM I? [SYSTEMS STATUS: HALF-CAPACITY] WEAPONS SYSTEMS: FUNCTIONING] ESTIMATED TIME PASSED: 158 HOURS.] [MISSION: WHAT MISSION? WHERE AM I? UNABLE TO COMP-PL-PL-TERERRERE-//UNKNOWN ERROR//-][AUDIO RECEPTORS: ONLINE][TRANSMISSION COMMENCING]

["ALMOST THERE BUDDY. JUST GOT A FEW MORE DAYS TO GO BEFORE YOUR BACK IN BUISSNESS. CANT S-S-S-S-S-S-SAY IM A MASTER MECHANIC BUT I THINK I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. BY THE TIME THOSE GUYS FIND OUT WHERE IVE BEEN HIDING, THEY WONT KNOW WHATS HIT THEM. STILL HAVENT TALKED TO THEM YET,OR EVEN SEEN THEM. I JUST KNOW THAT IF IM TO BE SAFE THEN I GOTTT-T-T-T-TA HIDE MYSELF AND FIX THE SUPERWEAPON. I MEAN, WHATS SCARIER THAN YOU BIG GUY? WHY DO I WANT TO DO THINGS TO CORRECT YOU? JUST HAVE TO WAIT IT OUT NOW. [SILENCE:???HOU-SECON-DA--//ERROR-//] IVE MANGED TO FEED MYSELF ON THE SURROUNDING WILDLIFE. I... REALLY FELT BAD ABOUT IT ACTUALLY. I MEAN, THESE THINGS SEEM SO NORMAL COMPARED TO WHAT YOU SUALLY GET IN THE WASTELAND, BUT, I GOT-T-T-T-TA EAT YA KNOW? I THINK IVE DONE MYSELF GOOD OUT HERE. IVE BEEN STUCK IN THIS PLACE FOR TWO WEEKS NOW AND I FOUND YOU ABOUT A WEEK IN. NOW YOUR ALMOST DONE WITH REPAIRS AND ILL HAVE MY VERY OWN SUPERWEAPON [SUPERWAEPON???WHAT???]. WELL, AT LEAST UNTIL WE GET BACK OF COURSE. I KNOW WE CAN. I JUST... I REALLY HOPE WE CAN.... GOD-WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO YOU? I MEAN, ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN HEAR ME OR ANYTHING. YOUR JUST A ROBOT. YOU DONT FEEL. YOU DONT CARE. I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU? ITS NOT LIKE YOU EVEN HAVE A WAY TO FEEL ABOUT IT. [BUT I DO...] I THINK ITS CAUSE I CANT TAKE THE SILENCE. IF I DID ID BE MAD. FUNNY HUH? REEEEAL FUNNY..."]

[END TRANSMISSION][ GOING BACK TO SLEEP...NEED IT...DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE...]

[LI...IM BACK.][55 HOURS PASSED][I DONT THINK ITS GONNA BE TOO LONG BEFORE I CAN SEE AGAIN.][ ALL MY SYSTEMS ARE ONLINE AND WELL. MY WEAPONS ARE IN GOOD CONDITION. EVERYTHING'S TURNING OUT... NOMINAL. I THINK.] [WHATS GOING ON? WHY AM I SO DIFFERENT NOW? WHY CAN I ONLY THINK?][WAIT, THERES ANOTHER TRANSMISSION][THIS ONE'S... RIGHT NOW.]

["AH, SHIT MAN! THEY KNOW! THEY FOUND ME! OKAY, I BLOCKED OFF THE EXIT...AND ONLY ENTRANCE, B-BUT WHATEVER! LIBERTY PRIME, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I NEED YOU TO START UP! COME ON MAN, I NEED YOUR HELP!'] is that me?
["HELLO?ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?! TURN ON DAMMIT! I NEED YOUR HELP!'] I think he means me...that's not my name though. wait, is it? ["GOD DAMMIT! DID I FIX YOU UP JUST SO YOU COULD LIE THERE!? AH GEEZ, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!'] I...I can help you!
["DAMMIT, THEYRE BREAKING THROUGH! OKAY, THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE, I NEED YOU TO WAKE UP!"]

Okay.

["COME ON, WAKE UP!"]

I'm trying!

["JUST DO IT ALREADY!"

I'm trying my best! I don't know what to do!

["YOU STAY BACK! BACK OR ILL SHOOT! I'M WARNING YOU!]

Is he in trouble?! I don't know what to do, I... I just cant do it...

["I SWEAR, YOU IF YOU MOVE A SINGLE STEP I WILL...WHAT THE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINGS?']

What's going on?

["WHATEVER YOU ARE, THE SAME WARNING GOES TO YOU! YOU MOVE ANY CLOSER AND ILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT, YOU HEAR ME?!"]

Okay, what's going on?! I... I think I can wake up!

["DONT MOVE! JUST, JUST DONT MOVE."]

Almost got it...

["FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WILL YOU JUST TURN ON ALREADY?!']

Alright

I could feel it. Feel the energy flowing, my arms and legs starting to work again, as well as many other feelings of complete-ness. When I could see again, it was just blue. Then, the whole specter of colors came into view, and I could see clearly once again. What I saw shocked and confused me.

I saw a person in a suit of futuristic looking armor. He was wielding a strange weapon, which seemed like it was designed to shoot lasers or something. It seemed his attention was towards the entrance of our -cave I believe he said-, specifically on these... horses? Whatever the matter was, it seemed I was a large role in it, seeing as he was begging for my activation a second ago. When my eyes(?) settled back on him, he seemed to have caught wind of my activating. Perhaps the blue glow my eyes emanated was the reason. Once he saw my alive form, he cheered for a moment, then remembered that supposed 'enemies' were in the vicinity. Since I was tired of waiting for an explanation, I decided that if anyone was going to simmer this encounter down, it was to be me.

Once I had started moving, all attention was towards me. I was much different than I remember. For one, I was insanely tall, I couldn't even stand up, I had to crouch till my heels hit the floor to fit in the cave. Another thing, was my form. I appeared to be a robot. Much different than I anticipated, I must say. But my musing are not of concern right now, as that goes to the beings in front of my newest friend. I may not of known who he was, but he did help me awaken, though with some rather unneeded words. I stared directly at my new found adversaries, the Horses, and spoke what was meant to be spoken.

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: The destruction of any and all Chinese communists. Identify yourselves or be eradicated!"

I was in front of the soldier at the tie of that sentence, as to stop guard him from harm. Now that I see the horses up front, they are very different as well. They had unproportional eyes compared to the rest of their body, which were also relatively small, four out of the six there had appendages they should not have, such as wings and a horn, and lastly they were all varying colors. Needless to say, this was an odd place to wake up to. No wonder that soldier had freaked out like that, I would have too if I were to wake up alone in a place like this. Also needless to say, is the look of terror that had dominated their faces upon seeing me. I give them no blame, as I am a giant robot it seems. The first one to openly respond was the Purple/Violet one.

"I-uh- I am-"

Unfortunately, it was cutoff by another of the group, the cyan one with wings.

"What the hay are you?!"

Quite the emotional one isn't it? Well, If it wants to ask questions, ill give it answers.

"You have thirty seconds to comply, or you shall be eliminated!"

Didn't say it was the answer they would have wanted. The Purple one quickly... glowed the Cyan one? I am unsure, but it seems to be some type of telekinesis. She, as I am certain by the feminine voice and body, had pulled the Cyan one towards her and seemed to have a mini-argument with her. When she was done, she had turned to face me with confidence, that had quickly melted when she saw my expressionless face. She looked at me nervously and swallowed before saying:

"Uh, hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle! There are my friends-"

I cut her off before she could say more. I had no need to know any others beside the leader.

"Name your intent!"

She looked surprised, and a bit offended that I had cut her off so fast. She regained her composure and had asserted confidence that did not waver. I had to admire her bravery. She looked my straight in the, uh, visor and told me:

"We are here on official Equestrian business concerning unknown magical surges coming from this general area. Now that we have identified it as your appearances, we must bring you to the highest authority's in the land for a diplomatic solution. It would be very helpful if we could go peacefully. Uh, p-please.""

Once she was done, she sat silently waiting for my response, albeit while having a minor exchange of words towards her group. I was contemplating her offer, when I had tuned my torso around to view the future soldier, while supporting myself with my right arm. I lowered my voice as much as I could, though it hadn't done much, and called the soldier over. He seemed confused at my request, but complied anyway. Once he was directly in front of me, I asked him his thoughts about the situation. Again, he was puzzled.

"Wait, how can you do that?" he asked with confusion evident in his voice.

"Do what?" I asked in return.

"How can you show so much emotion? Aren't you supposed to just spew old world propaganda or somethin'?."

I had questioned that myself ever since I become self aware not too long ago. How was I aware? Why now? Is it possible to only be aware of one's awareness without being aware? All these questions, but still no answers. I looked at him and stated:

"I am as confused as you are."

He stared at the ground for a moment and said: "If these things are actually telling the truth, then I'd think It'd be best if we go with them. I honestly want to apologize for what I said anyway. And hey, if they try to kill us, you could always just destroy them first right? I'm gonna be honest, you being up is a huge confidence boost."

I stared at him for a moment, making him seem a bit uneasy, then agreed with a silent nod. He sighed and walked past my guarding form, up to where he was about 10 from the Horses.

"Alright, we talked and have decided to go with you. Be warned, if you try anything violent against either of us, he-" he pointed at me "-will literally crush you. Literally. And as a flip note, I apologize for my excessive language earlier. I was stressed out, new place and all."

With that, he ended his speech and just stood there, awaiting a response. When he got one, over two minutes had passed of the Horse group discussing with themselves. While I would bet they would like their privacy, I could hear every word. Most were genuinely frightened of us, me especially. That was bout four of the group I had not met yet. The other two were either talking about taking me down, or how we were going to be if we were truthful with our compliance. Interesting that we had just talked about the same thing. The group tuned back towards us within minute or so. The Purple one, known as 'Twilight', had taken up the leads again.

"We are very glad that you are agreeing the come with us peacefully. It really helps, since we wouldn't want to try and force you anyway. One last thing I have to ask though, what are your names?"

The Soldier shuffled in the spot he was in and turned towards me. He was contemplating on whether or not he should be truthful to them. I nodded to him.

"We may as well be honest, though I am curious of your name as well."

The Soldier gazed at me once more before turning around and presenting himself to the other group. He seemed uncomfortable, but complied anyways.

"Well, my official name is Lieutenant Kingsborough.. But, you can call me King. This big fella right here is Liberty Prime, official robot of the US of A. Well, what's left of it anyway. Now that introductions are over, shall we get going ladies?"

Twilight nodded, and with that we all proceeded to leave the cave, though with some difficulty from my part. I had to crawl through the opening, while my back and sides scratched along the sides. Once I was out though, my full height could be seen for all. I was frickin' huge. Now, to the foreign lands, where we may face potential danger. Off we go!

Author's Note

I don't know why I made this.