MLP: Wondercolts and Timberwolves pizzariea

by Luigifan7013

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 3669

A teleportation spell goes wrong and Toby has to survive at a pizzeria while the wondercolts and Timberwolves try to kill, annoy, and forcing him to order pizza. Can he survive?

When a teleportation spell goes wrong Toby is sent to the wonder colt's and Timberwolves pizzeria. Can he survive the wonder colts and the Timberwolves trying to kill the annoying the heck out of him and forcing him to order pizza?

Based on SMG4 Freddy's spaghettiria

I own nothing, they belong to there respected owners.

Credit goes to Crash Bandicoot for editing this. Also, thank him for the "what did you say" video.

Published 2015-08-30 23:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-31 12:14:03 UTC

Chapter 1: Finding Toby, 1 and 2 am, and the news

Back in Equestria...

"Hey, Twilight!" Pinkie shouted with the others following her.

"Hey, sugarcube. What are you doing?" Applejack asked.

"I was working on a teleportation with Toby until Pinkie interrupted the scene." the alicorn said.

"Wait. You said that YOU teleported Toby somewhere?!?" Rainbow screamed in fear.

"Of course. Why?" Twilight answered.

"That is dangerous!!! You remembered the LAST time you did that to him?" the cyan Pegasus replied.

Twilight gulped in fear. The last time she teleported Toby, he ended up crash landing in the Manehattan Museum and not only he was on the run, but the Mane Six were involved with it. They were almost going to the slammer when they got caught by the authorities until the Princesses declared them innocent. No charges were pressed, but after their names were cleared, Rainbow Dash started following Toby if he was alright, and she wouldn't forgive her until Toby said so. It was an immediate action, and it's been weeks since that occurred.

"Well, I did. But not only I got careless about it, but Toby agreed to do it." Twilight said anxiously.

"Well, my plan is to go to the Princesses and tell them what happened. But it's not your or Toby's fault, Twilight." Rarity stated.

"Thanks, girls. And maybe we should bring Spike along after all those times ditching him in our adventures." the alicorn said, which the others agreed on.

"Hey, girls. What did I miss?" Spike greeted as he came in.

"Long story, but we need to get to Canterlot now." Fluttershy answered as they all went outside.

As the gang ran to Canterlot, Rainbow Dash had a thought of worry in her head.

"Be careful, Toby."

Back with Toby...

1 AM

He built the courage to go out and look around the place to him. Unknown to him, he was being followed.

"It's rapping time, girls!" said a voice while the other blurted out "Pizza!"

When Toby walked into the room that said "Parts and services", he looked around.

"What the heck do they use here?" Toby asked himself until he heard the door closed behind him.

"Only you can prevent rape!" said a voice.

Toby screamed and ran over to a box of hammers.

He then saw the figure that said "It looks like I'm him."

"That guy looks like me." said Toby until the box of hammers gave him an idea to escape.

He then threw multiple hammers at Anti-Toby.

They hit him and he fell to the ground before muttering "shit" under his breath.

He then ran out of the room and yelled "What the heck was that?!?" Then he heard a piano playing and turned and saw the figure playing it. It was Rarity but she was human. He looked confused until Rarity began singing a song.

"Hearty had, had bar, hearthty bar harbor. Someone get me screwdriver so I can kill this Asian." she sang until everyone except Toby went crazy and started dancing. This caused Toby to scream in horror and he ran back to his office.

2 AM

"Well, so far you made it but those girls can get crazy at night so be careful and don't let them in your office." said the guy in the phone.

However Toby kept pressing the door button over and over and didn't listen.

The door open and revealed the human version of Rainbow Dash standing there.

"Hey, dude. Just want to let you know that--" she said before she was cut off by Toby.

"No! Go away!" cried Toby while trying to get rid of her.

"Sorry, man. I'm just curious." said Rainbow.

"Get in my belly!" Anti-Toby yelled as he saw as a slice of pizza on the floor.

"Hey dude, you're going finish that pizza?" said Rainbow Dash.

"I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!" shouted Anti-Toby as the Wondercolts, Anti-Toby, and Derpy beagan fighting over the pizza.

The fight seem to go on until Lightning Dust ran in and screamed "EVERYONE SOMEONE REMOVED THE FRICKIN PIZZA!!!"

Everyone began screaming and shouting "pizza". Toby, however had enough of this and he secretly stolen Starlight Glimmer's phone out of her pocket. He then began to call to order pizza

Flash Sentry who was a pizza worker picked up the phone and said "Hello sir. What would you like to order?"

Toby was about to reply until Derpy pushed him and took the phone and said "Muffins!"

"Wait, what?" Flash asked.

Derpy repeated her command but Flash still didn't get it.

"We don't have that stuff." said Flash.

2:30 AM

The door bell ringed and Derpy said "Muffins".

"Hello miss, here's your muffins." said the pizza guy.

Derpy began dancing around like a idiot until the price came.

"And that'll be eighty five dollars," he said

Derpy glared at him before putting on a hat similar to Trixie's and said "Would like to see a magic trick?"

The scene then later shows that Derpy stuffed the pizza delivery guy up the air vent then she said "Muffins."

Meanwhile in Equestria...

The gang galloped to Canterlot where Princess Celestia and Luna were waiting.

"We're... here." Twilight panted.

"Hello, friends." Princess Celestia greeted.

"Princess, we got a HUGE problem!" Rainbow said.

"Are you on the lam again?" Princess Luna chuckled with her sister while the Mane Six blushed in embarrassment.

"Well, it's not that. If Toby was here, he'd know what to do." Fluttershy replied.

Then Celestia noticed their friends wasn't with them. "Where's Toby?" she asked.

"He got sent into another world by accident. I'm sorry. It's all my fault." Twilight apologized.

"No need to apologize, fellow student. It was just an accident. Where did you send him?" the princess replied.

"Well, I'm picking up a trace of him, and he's in that mirror room." Twilight answered.

"You mean the room that has the portal you went into twice?" Rarity asked.

"Exactly. And we might show an image where he is." Twilight said as they all went to the mirror room. She used her horn to show a image of Toby's whereabouts. The image showed Toby screaming and running from their familiar foes and their human counterparts. This caused everyone to gasp, most of all Twilight.

"Uh, oh, Spaghetti-O's!" Pinkie commented.

Author's Note

There. The first chapter finished. The "on the lam" mention is a reference to the MLP comics (I don't know which ones) is a reference where Trixie, Applejack, her sister, Babs Seed, Rarity, and Fluttershy were framed of the robbery made in Manehattan. It was actually Rough Diamond who made the robbery. This is mariofan7013, signing out.

Chapter 3: Finding help, 4 am, and the discovery

Twilight and Spike managed to arrive to their friends house while they knocked at the door.

"Twilight? Is that you?" Sunset said with glee.

"Yes, it's me. Now, I got a big problem that I need your help on." Twilight replied.

After telling Sunset about the story how she and her friends met Toby, had adventures with him, and how she accidently sent him to the most dangerous place in Canterlot City.

"Oh my gosh! I will have to go with you." Sunset gasped.

"Yep. We need to save Toby and bring him back to Equestria." Spike explained.

The three rushed to the place where Toby is in. Who knows what would happen if they're too late?

4 AM

Toby stood in the office while the Wondercolts, Timberwolves, Derpy, and Anti-Toby stood outside the office glaring at him.

"Ugh, hungry!" shouted Starlight.

"Where's my muffins? Where's my muffins?" demanded Derpy as she banged on the glass window.

"Go away! Didn't you just have already some? Why can't you buy them yourself?" complained Toby.

Derpy kept saying "Muffins" over and over on the cell phone.

Flash who had it said "We don't sell muffins here and stop calling us," as he hung up on Derpy.

"You can't stay in there forever!" said Pinkie Pie.

"Oh yes I can, and there's no way I'm opening the doors." said Toby.

Suddenly he saw the power was running out and he gasped in shock.

"Defeated now, moron?" Derpy taunted.

Toby then panicked and tried to figure what to do.

"I'm coming for you!" said Lightning Dust while Anti-Toby laughed evilly.

Then Toby got idea and used his magic to power the room up.

"Hey Derpy! What does a scouter say about his power level?" called Toby.

"Muffins?" asked Derpy

"No! IT'S OVER 9000!" shouted Toby as he looked at the computer and saw the power level was back up.

"Total smart person dance!" said Toby as he danced.

"HE FREAKING CHEATED!!!" Anti-Toby interrupted.

Everyone then grabbed weapons out and started going crazy. Fluttershy who was angry shouted "I hate Chesters! I'm going to kill you!" as the door suddenly open by itself

Toby then ran over to the door and pressed the button which closed and crushed Fluttershy.

"Ow! That really hurts! So much pain!" cried Fluttershy as she managed to pull herself out.

"Yes! I did it!" cheered Toby until he turned around.

"Gotcha!" said Anti-Toby while grabbing ahold of his good self.

"Dang nab it!" cursed Toby.

He then was stuffed in a pile of junk but he managed to pull himself out and ran back to the office.

Back with Twilight, Spike, and Sunset Shimmer...

They managed to arrive at the pizzeria.

"I think this is where I saw Toby." Twilight panted.

Sunset gulped when she saw the sign on the pizzeria. "That place is dangerous!"

"What makes you say that?" Spike asked.

"I heard there were rumors that many people once came into that place and never returned." Sunset answered.

Twilight and Spike gasped in shock. If they wanted Toby to be safe and sound, they must save him first.

"But we can't leave our friends behind!" Spike protested.

"OK, we'll go with him but fast!" Sunset claimed.

The three went running inside and they saw the Wondercolts, Timberwolves, and Anti-Toby dancing in the stage.

"They're all here, but where's Toby?" Spike said.

"We need to take a look around." Twilight responded as the three took a sharp turn. Then they saw Toby heading their way, which they stopped at the same spot. Toby was about to scream, but Twilight covered his mouth with her hand.

"Ssh. Toby, it's me." she cooed.

"And me!" Spike whispered.

"No! It can't be! Twilight is back in Equestria!" Toby stammered.

"I am that Twilight. But I came here from Equestria." Twilight announced.

Then Toby rose up. "Great Scott!" he said before fainting.

"Wow. So much for a hero." Sunset commented.

"Tell me about it." the other two rolled their eyes.

Final Chapter: The plan of escape, 5 AM, and ending

Toby woke up in his office. He then was about to go outside until he was stopped by Twilight, Spike, and Sunset Shimmer. He screamed again, this time Sunset covering his mouth.

"Toby, calm down. Twilight and Spike are here to help you." she said.

"That can't be! They're back in Equestria!" Toby stammered.

"But it's us!" Spike protested. "We even have your locket!"

"Nuh-uh. No way I'm believing-- what do you mean my locket?" the boy replied.

Suddenly, the locket began to glow and shown a screen of the Princesses and the Mane Five.

"Toby? Are you there?" Rainbow asked.

"Rainbow! Guys!" Toby cried as he got closer to the image holding a hand toward while Rainbow did the same with a hoof.

"Oh, guys! I'm worried about you!" Toby exclaimed.

"We were worried about you!" the others responded.

"The question is, how I'm able to return home?" the boy asked.

"Let Twilight and Spike be your guides. They been there twice. Now what's going on there?" Princess Celestia said.

After some explaining, everyone's reaction was shocked.

"Starlight Glimmer?!? I thought we got rid of that varmint months ago!" Applejack commented.

"Well, since she's here, she wants revenge on not only us, but Toby as well." Twilight stated.

"What did Toby do to her?" Fluttershy asked.

"Uh, I stole her cell phone to call help, but Derpy took it from me and ordered muffins." the boy answered.

Everyone rolled their eyes at that statement.

"Not to mention my evil twin is here, too." Toby continued.

"Aw, horse feathers! What's next? Timberwolves and our human versions attacking you?" Rainbow Dash whined.

"Yep." Spike answered.

"But not to worry. Once we get it all settled out, we'll return home." Toby finished.

"OK, but be careful, Toby." Rainbow responded.

As the image closed, Toby gathered up the other three and told them the plan.

5 AM

"Hey. You're doing great, champ. Most people don't last long at this pizzeria." said the guy in the phone.

"Better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry." said Toby as he put locks and chains on both doors.

He then turn his attention to the camera where Derpy was fooling around

Rainbow Dash then walked up to Derpy and said "Hey, just wanted to let you know the pizza and muffins are ready."

Derpy then got excited and ran out the room only to find a cupcake on the floor. It read "Mrs. Morrison's Homemade cupcake".

Derpy then picked it up and took a bit only to spit it out and said "Mrs. Morrison sucks at making these!"

Toby was now fed up with these girls. He angrily stormed down the hallway and into the kitchen. He then opened the fridge and grabbed a bazooka out of there. As he got to the stage, The Wondercolts, Derpy, and Anti-Toby were sitting on the stage minding their own business when they herd a voice say "Hey, morons!!!"

They saw Toby furiously walking up to them. He stopped and said "I had it with all of you!"

Rainbow Dash then said "You aren't going to do anything about it."

"That's right partner. You ain't going to do anything to us!" said Applejack

"Whoever was your mother must have a tiny brain." said Rarity.

Toby then began to sputter and this happened.

Toby then took out his weapon and shot them. The explosion didn't kill then but knocked them out cold.

"You stupid morons!" shouted Toby.

Both Anti-Toby and Derpy ran away while Toby chased them.

"RUN!" shouted Anti-Toby.

The Timberwolves got curious and opened the door with parts and service to see what was going on.

"Hey. What is going on? Oh my gosh! He's got a--" Suri said before they were to shot by a rocket and like the wondervolts they to go knocked out. Anti-Toby managed to reach the office and closed both doors but Derpy was unlucky and didn't get in.

"Muffins!" said Derpy as she was knocked uncurious by three figures.

"We got them." one of them said.

"But what about Anti-Toby?" the other asked.

"Don't worry. Toby's got this." the third said.

Anti-Toby stood in the office and looked at the cameras and saw Toby's face on the camera.

"Sup, jerk." said Toby while giving a two-finger wave.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" said Anti-Toby.

He then turned his attention to the other camera and saw Toby running down the left hall.

"Oh, you're not getting in here." said Anti-Toby as he close the left door. He then turned the left light hall way and saw Toby glaring at him.

"I'm going to kill you!" said Toby.

"Oh, sweet Celestia!" shouted Anti-Toby as the power ran out and the doors opened. Music then began playing and after it was done, Toby jumped and scared his evil twin.

"Payback time!" he taunted.

6 AM

Toby, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike ran out of the pizzeria and managed to make it to make in Canterlot High school. However, some police sirens can be heard and they had to hurry.

"Go now! I'll deal with the authorities!" Sunset cried.

"But we can't just leave you here!" Twilight protested.

"There's no choice! Just go!" Sunset said as she pushed Toby, Twilight, and Spike in the portal. Suddenly, the cops came out of their cars and confronted Sunset Shimmer.

"Are you responsible for the mess made in the spaghetteria?" one cop said.

"Yes, I am." Sunset said guilty.

"Well, put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest." the other said.

The chief of police handcuffed Sunset behind the back and lead her in the car. Then they drove off.

Twilight, Spike, and Toby gotten back to Equestria.

"Toby!" Rainbow cried as she and the others trotted and hugged Toby. "You're OK!"

"Of course, why wouldn't I?" the boy replied.

"But Sunset isn't." Twilight sadly said.

"What do you mean?" Princess Luna asked.

"She sacrificed herself to the authorities to keep us safe." Toby answered.

Everyone's head hung down in shame that Sunset gave herself up to the authorities for Toby to return home with Twilight and Spike.

As the Mane Six and Toby went back to Ponyville, Toby started chatting about his adventure in the other universe.

"So there were evil versions of us attacking you?" Applejack asked.

"That's exactly what happened. Hope I don't end up there again." Toby replied.

"It's OK, Toby. It doesn't matter where we are as long as we are still together." Pinkie said.

The gang hugged each other in embrace to have their boy back. They went back to their houses to sleep for the day.

Meanwhile in the other universe...

Anti-Toby raised an arm out of the wreckage. He was not dead yet along with his friends.

"See you soon, Toby." he said. "See you soon."

Author's Note

The End? :pinkiegasp::twilightoops::unsuresweetie::rainbowhuh::duck::eeyup::derpyderp1::coolphoto::derpyderp2:

Prologue and 12 am

Prologue and 12 am

It was a normal day in Equestria where Toby Morrison was on his way to see Princess Twilight Sparkle to see what she was doing.

"Hey, Twilight. What you're doing?" greeted Toby as he walked inside.

"Oh hey, Toby. I was just now going to try out this new spell that can teleport you to another world." replied Twilight.

"Wow! That sounds awesome! Try it on me! exclaimed the boy.

"Really? You'll be my test?" the alicorn asked.

"Sure. Just as long as it doesn't take long," said Toby

"Alright, stand still." said Twilight and he did just that.

Twilight then began her spell and things were perfect until something happened.

"HEY, TWILIGHT!" shouted a voice.

This caused Twilight to lost her focus and accidentally blasted Toby to a different universe.

12 AM

Toby then woke up and found himself inside a security office.

The phone began to ring and Toby answered.

"Hello, hello. Well, if you're hearing this then you are dead. You will not survive in the wonder colt's and Timberwolves pizzeria. Well, if you are female you are fine but if you're a male then you're dead." The phone said

"Yeah, right." laughed Toby as looked at the security cameras securing all the areas.

Toby then later walked away. "I'm out of here," he said as he punched the left light in the hallway.

However, as soon as he took a sharp left turn, he saw a Timberwolf in front of him. It roared at him.'

"Dear Celestia!" Toby cried as he ran.

Chapter 2: 3 AM, the plan of rescue, and the dream

Meanwhile with Toby...

3 AM

Toby watched as he saw Starlight screaming "OH MY GOSH Justin Bieber!" at a poster of her idol

And he turned his attention to Gilda standing around until she was scared by Applejack.

Applejack then said "Ah love y'all."

"Shut up. You scared me!" Gilda said

"Because ah love y'all." replied Applejack.

And Toby turned his attention to Derpy who was eating muffins.

"These girls are getting more annoying than scary!" grumbled Toby.

"Hey." said a voice.

"WHAT?!?" shouted Toby only to knocked out by a frying pan.

"Good night, loser." said Suri as she left the office, leaving the boy to sleep.

Back in Equestria...

Everyone watched in shock as they saw their friend knocked unconscious by an human.

"That's it! I'm going in!" Rainbow shouted as she tried to get to the mirror but Applejack grabbed her by the tail. "Let me go, Applejack. I've got to save Toby!"

"That goes for all of us, but only Twilight can enter the mirror to retrieve Toby." Applejack answered.

"Plus, I'm going with her." Spike added.

"OK, but be careful out there!" Rarity said.

Everyone bids their farewells and the two went inside to the other world.

"I can't believe our human friends would try to attack Toby!" Twilight said with disbelief.

"Maybe it's just that they don't know if he's safe or not. And we know who can calm them down." Spike replied.

"Who?" Twilight asked.

"You'll see." Spike smirked as he ran to a familiar street with twilight behind her.

Meanwhile with Toby...

Toby is dreaming and he wakes up to find him on stage as foxy and saw lots of kids having fun until one of them got up to Toby.

"Hey, you." said a voice.

He then looked down and saw Trixie who was the source of the voice. "Oh, no" he thought.

"I am know as the great and powerful Trixie." she said while annoying Toby.

"You will love the great and lovely Trixie." she said and went on about herself.

Finally Toby had enough and grabbed a crowbar and stabbed her in the gut.

Trixie then fell to the ground as blood started pouring from her wound while she curled up in a ball covering herself.

All the other kids screamed in terror while running amok as Toby felt bad and said "Oh my, gosh! I'm so sorry!" but he quickly realized that he was enemies with her and shrugged it off before saying "Just can it, man!" as put sunglasses on.

Toby woke up from his dream and realized it was a dream.

"Awww, man. Why couldn't it have been real?" he whined before closing the doors.