Ramen puppy

Crash! Bang! Exclamation representing a metallic object hit a hard surface! The diamond dog wakes up as

he hears a noise made by an intruder. He quickly got out his bed am rushed down the stairs. What or who

could this be?When he got closer to the noise, he started to tiptoe. Picking up a disheveled pot, he turned his

head around the corner of his Shoji. His head it almost cut off by a sushi knife. He went on a full blown wild

swinging attack until he finally hit something.  A body hit the ground and laughed. When the dog saw his

assailant, he found alight green unicorn mare with a red and white striped mane. Her red face showed that

she was inebriated. She then finally passed out.

"Hey, you. Wake and go home please. You messed up my kitchen." The mare woke up to see diamond dog

standing over her. Now, most ponies would scream and kick if they saw this, but she isn't most ponies.

"Aww, a cute little puppy on steroids. Oh by the way my name is Clover, but you can call me Clove." The only

things the diamond dog could make out was "Hi" and "Clover." "Well, I am Copper ,and you better

buy something or get out. Ya messed up !y whole kitchen." He said gruffly.

Clover just blinked , looked aroundaround, and made the most creepy ass smile in forever.

"Ohmygoshyouradiamondsog!Butyournotinthemines,you're making noodles!How awesome is that?"

Copper made a face between disgruntled and confused. She then abruptly got up, ran down the stairs, and

into the kitchen. She looked in disappointment as she a tidy mess, and not that of a noodle chef.This dude is

trying to make a buisness , and he expects ponies to come when this his kitchen. Man, I gotta help this guy.