Lemmy goes to Equestria

by The Thrash Man

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 137

Cause even they need a little Motörhead

Lemmy whilst downing his morning alcohol and taking his usual drugs in celebration for the release of the new Motörhead album, he is magically transported to the land of love and tolerance in a effort to diversify Equestria's culture.

He's quite the culture shock for the reserved and peaceful land, it seems.

( Written while listenings to the band's new album and reading HIE fics. This is my first story that I wrote on a Ipad in the middle of the night so please don't pound me too hard, will ya? )
Disclaimer: MLP belongs to hasbro and Lemmy belongs to Lemmy, no copyright intended.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-29 07:47:27 UTC

Another Fucking Day

It was a good day for one Lemmy Kilmister, Mötorhead had just released their 22nd record and the man himself had kicked his unhealthy habit of jack and coke, instead replacing it with vodka and orange juice.

"Fuck Coca-Cola." He said with some semblance of happiness as he downed the whole drink at once.

He had already finished his morning hygenic ritual of getting up, scratching his ass, and receiving a blowjob which left only one thing, drugs. He could still feel the kick of the cocaine and speed from last nights gig, so he decided he would just skip to his favorite of them all, acid!

He had only taken one hit before a bright flash occurred, pulling him from his wonderfull WWII memorebilia filled trailer home to an entirely different place.