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The question is not what I'm doing. But why.

Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle... about, twenty years after my coronation. Keep in mind that none of this is being written. This is all recorded on an audio tape. This will be played after I divorce Flash Sentry in fifteen years and tell him he's an android made by Princess Celestia along with Sweetie Belle so she could test Rarity and I to see if we would become alicorns. The only problem is, Flash Sentry came a bit after I was coronated, and even then he still had no Faust-damn personality, His kinks should have been worked out by then, but that's what I get for depending on Luna to program an android. She reads those kinky anime and teenage-oriented graphic novels with those kinds of love stories and I was almost foolish enough to actually think it had even the slightest chance of working. I have no idea what I would have done, but I'll tell you why I blushed first...

I fell, and he helped me up... I smiled and tried to shake it off like it were nothing, but I was so embarrassed that I couldn't hold back the heavy blush to save my life.

That's all it was, I swear... But, on the contrary, taking a complete one eighty from worrying about fifteen years from now. You most likely already know what happened at the end of my journey, so there's no need for you to waste your time reading what I put into novel form.

You're asking if I'm gonna write the story after giving you an audio recording first?

Well, of course I am! Why wouldn't I? I'm not gonna sit here and read it out loud to you, you can read it for yourself?

I'm talking to myself, aren't I? Oh, sigh, sigh, sigh! Ever since I tried a bit of Discord's Chaos Magic, I've been slowly slipping into insanity. Hell, I may even turn into a draconequus. But, Trixie was given only a mere fraction of the Chaos, and that is where it all went to hell...

Okay, okay, I'll read you the story myself, but since this is literally my story and not in one way or any other a fanfic of any sorts, all true events, you can expect me to break the "fourth wall" a lot. Like Pinkie does? Yeah, Pinkie! She plays a crucial part to this story too! But that's not important right now. With this Chaos Magic flowing at its purest peak, I can feel myself thinking and plotting like a spirit of chaos would. So, yes... getting back on track, or at least trying to, in the VERY least, I as the all powerful narrator also has the ability to break and repair the fourth wall. I will do so by using the Chaos Magic to recreate a small plane of existence of the book's content and manipulating it to "read" what it entails. Don't understand? Never will.

If you don't understand that little thing, you'll be lost in my quest to show you what has and has not happened in the past thirty five years.

What? Twenty years, you say? That's how long it had been since I stopped recording to document the rest of my life since I made it. Nothing was edited, not like I technologically even know how.

Okay, without further ado, or Chaotic symbolism and distractions, I can see the overlapping of the multiple planes of dimensions all together and it's making it hard to hold and read this book. I don't know what's real and what's not. I'll try to read it the best I can. And keep in mind... this is all REAL experience, from me... Twilight Sparkle.

Let's do this. Alright, okay!