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The Witch of Truth walked through the portal and stepped onto a soft, furry back. "What the--?" she pondered as she found herself to be standing upon a Manticore. "Oh... well, I see..."

The Manticore was sleeping, and Erika was careful as to not wake it up, so she stood completely still. "Oh my god..." she whimpered, trying to look for a way to bring herself down from the sleeping beast. "If I try to escape from either side, I may be mangled and torn to shreds, or pierced by a poisonous tail-dick... Damn..."

What are you doing? Get down from there!"

"That's what I'm trying to do, you knucklehead!" Erika whispered angrily as she nearly fell, but quickly caught her balance. "You're the one who opened the portal here! It's your fault I'm stuck here!"

Yeah, blame me because my powers don't work well on that side of the universe.

"But they should be working everywhere! You're like... God! Isn't there a saying about you that you can do anything and everything! You made a world of colorful, magical ponies, but you can't get me down from a lion-scorpion?! What the flying fuck?!" Erika nearly cried aloud, but she lowered her volume.

I thought I told you that my Omnipotence doesn't work like it should on that side of the universe.

"Speaking in lamest terms, yes, you did."