Dandy just dandy

by Equestrian Amaterasu

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Alternate Universe, Random, Adventure
Length: 859

Me and a couple of my friends in equestria

So I land in equestria with some friends nothing could possibly go wrong or could it?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-30 05:42:09 UTC

Falling

Typical I wake up falling through the air with some people"hey hello you guys awake"

"course we're awake idiot " trang an Asian girl who was my friend before we were falling through the air

" AHHHHHHHHHHHH cookies HHHH" that's naima someone who annoys the hell outa me

"hi Seth" and that's Grisha "hey Grisha you've got wings " "so do you Seth" " ok that's not weird at all anyway you wanna save these to people" "sure" he says so we slow their decent slightly we still all end up knocked out then I hear voices as consciousness beckons me

"what are they" "why do they have wings " I   sit up the questions cease I roll over to Grisha who's also awake

"you getting this bro" "yep" "well it's  great to know I'm not insane " and then something hit me over the head

when I next woke up I was in a building I had learned my lesson i ran over to the closest window and didn't stop only to be held back by sparkly stuff "wow that's not convenient at all " I say and the purple stuff levitates me to were I was before

"now you stay here" a voice says I roll over to Grisha and poke him "what" he asks "dude have you noticed the kind of scene around here" "yeah what about" "it it's it's cartoony" " okkkkay so we know something's wrong with this place right you wanna wake trang and naima" " oh that's their names yeah" so we wake them up

"Seth" "what" I say "we're the fuq are we" "I don't know trang and weren't you supposed to have a moral code" were not in school idiot" she replies" right so can you rude finger me so I can beat you up sure" a painful beating for trang later

"ok now I'm bored" we have wings Seth" "I know Grisha wait you know this person" trang asks "yeah hey guys were the hell is naima no idea" "why eh she annoys the hell outa me " I say "so trang have you got any thing like wings" "nope" she says she walks over to a table kicks and it's in splinters I flick my hand and its repaired "wow" trang says after she kicks it again

"so trangs got supernatural strength I've got wings and magic and grishas got wings and we don't know we're the hell naima is which I'm kinda glad about hey grisha" "ya" he replied "because evidently were in a different dimension would suicide help?" probably" "no hang on if I was insane you guys would be keeping me here so see ya" and I crashed through the window and fell a few stories I was really amazed that I didn't die the locals did vaguely confuse me though

I flew back up "hey grisha" "what" he replied "you wanna wreck this place" " yeah why not" so he flew out after me he started making sonic booms around the bases of buildings and making them fall over while I was like "kneel before me or burn peasants haha" and things were getting fairly hectic and then some more pastel ponies turned up

"stop right there" a violet one said  "hey ponies can I give you a riddle" " what" again the purple one says I say "what's multi coloured and burns" I say summoning a ball of pine green flame " I don't know what" said the violet one I say "you hahaha" and burn them but remarkably there still alive and they blast me with rainbow and it encases me in stone but pine green lava come out of it and it cracks ha diplomatic immunity" I yell

"but but but it" mutters "hey guys you wanna know the best bit about this your all asleep" says I who I'm not really Seth but discord this is all a dream ooh "I'm gonna get you discord"

and back to our heroes "uh Seth where the hell are we" grisha asks " by the looks of it some attic" I say I hear a yawning noise then trotting???!!

Where the hell are we I think I figure I've got some time before whatever creature of whatever dimension comes up so I move over to grisha "dude come once need to move" I say to which he replies "I'll hold it off hide behind those boxes "

then I move over to trang she won't even respond and naima  I don't bother with her if anyone's gonna get sacrificed to the alien its her I can hear a trap door slowly creaking open I quickly move behind some boxes "hello" I hear grisha wimper nervously"who's there" "don't worry I won't harm you " a voice that I think was trying to sound calming but failing badly

I think I hear trang stirring "who's there what are you" he demands nervously naimas still out like a light I hear a whirring noise and then grisha muffled cry now I'm nervous and thinking if I make it out of here alive I'm seriously writing about it