Spike the dragon had a perfectly normal life. He did the same thing over and over again, day in and day out, without anything strange or unexpected getting in the way of that routine. This repetition will certainly not change or deviate in any way, and he certainly won' be making any decisions of his own. Nope. He'll just keep on doing what he's doing in a responsible manner, and nothing interesting will come of it.

And it all begins with him choosing the door on his left.