The Official HasbroHorse™ Erotica Generator

Let's sniff the mist, babe.

I want you to wingslap me until I'm crippled.

I'm a fan of the clockwise licks. Let's start with those.

I could use a cherry daquiri.

Whip out your frogs and gimme a good look.

I've got a job in mind that only a horse can do, and it involves a lot of pulling.