The Official HasbroHorse™ Erotica Generator

Oh, that's nice. My daughter's named Carol. She's fifteen.

Yeah, blonde hair. She's a natural redhead but she bleaches it. Starting to get too old to want to look like the rest of her family, I guess.

Anyway.

You tryna smash?

I am ready for the smashing to begin.

I'm gonna smash it like a Greek goddess.

I was actually hoping I could get smashed.