The Official HasbroHorse™ Erotica Generator

by Honeycomb

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 232

Please tell the mechanical homunculus all of the things about your deep secrets, using the convenient touch-sensitive Fivefinger inferface located under the glowsticks.

Our program delivers genuine erotic simulacra on demand to an international audience 24 hours a day. Please tell the mechanical homunculus all of the things about your deep secrets, using the convenient touch-sensitive Fivefinger inferface located under the glowsticks.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-08-30 17:37:56 UTC

START

Right. What's your name, hon?

Carol

Persephone

A different name than those

2

3

1-1

Which one you fancy? We got a lot of 'em.

1-1-1

Excellent choice, that's our best seller. Just need you to sign this waiver saying you don't hold us responsible if there's an earthquake and you break your neck or something.

Right. Here's your safety goggles and hazmat suit. Your time begins when you step into the room. You got twenty-five minutes, have fun.

Giddyup.

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Random lines and ideas

Let's sniff the mist, babe.

I want you to wingslap me until I'm crippled.

I'm a fan of the clockwise licks. Let's start with those.

I could use a cherry daquiri.

Whip out your frogs and gimme a good look.

I've got a job in mind that only a horse can do, and it involves a lot of pulling.

1

Oh, that's nice. My daughter's named Carol. She's fifteen.

Yeah, blonde hair. She's a natural redhead but she bleaches it. Starting to get too old to want to look like the rest of her family, I guess.

Anyway.

You tryna smash?

I am ready for the smashing to begin.

I'm gonna smash it like a Greek goddess.

I was actually hoping I could get smashed.