Adrian & Twilight Game Time: Grand Theft Auto V
Dead Pony Walking
Load Full StoryIn the city of Los Santos, it was a bright and sunny day! Adrian & Twilight had come out of a clothing store named “Suburban” in Vinewood. Adrian was dressed up as his online character, Marty. He was wearing the same black fedora, sunshades, white rolled-up shirt, black vest, tie, pants, and All-Black Oxford shoes. Twilight Sparkle preferred to be “in character” in the GTA Universe. For her to be in “character”, she was dressed up in a black tank-top, purple short, a black cap that had “Los Santos” in white, and gold chains around her neck.
Adrian went inside his red Infernus, along with Twilight. Adrian refers to his red vehicle as the “Inferno”. Adrian fires the engine.
“Geez, you sure you’re not going to reconsider your clothing?” Adrian asked.
“Nope! I’m certain I’m happy with my choice...Err I mean-uh…Nah man, I’m good yo!” Twilight tried to maintain character.
“Man, it’s great to be back in GTA! I can’t wait to mod my car and play a couple of races!” Adrian exclaimed.
“Uhmm…Yea, bruh we gon’ be rollin’ today!”
Adrian’s eyes widened and turned slowly to Twilight. “Twilight, I swear. You keep acting thug, and you’ll end up getting shot!”
Twilight smirked, trying to hide her laugh. “What? This gangster style I’m imitating is fun! I’ve never felt so pumped up before!” Twilight lies back on the Inferno’s leather seat. “Besides, they will understand the concept of character when they see this!”
Adrian rolled his eyes. “Pfft, Yeah…and a homie from Compton’s favorite book is Harry Potter.” He said sarcastically. He rests his hands on the Inferno’s steering wheel.
“Ahh, Relax Bro!” Twilight chuckled “If we find a troublemaker, we will bust a cap of him!”
Adrian glared at Twilight.
“That’s how you say it, right?” Twilight awkwardly smiled.
Adrian pulled out his golden carbine rifle. “Alright, I’ll need some more ammo for my carbine rifle. I literally got like 2 rounds left from this baby. Any gun stores around?”
Twilight looks underneath seeing a rectangular mini-map with two bars, one green and one blue. She sees a gun icon behind from their current location. “Well, it’s literally right around the corner!”
“Man, are you serious?” Adrian was surprised. He sticks his head out of the window seeing a gun store, one block down and behind them. He smiled. “Wow, talk about straight-up convenience!”
All of a sudden, Twilight’s eyes widened in fear as she looked on her mini-map. “Uh…Adrian?!”
“Whats up?”
Twilight see’s a white circle highlighted in blue approaching very fast to their location in her mini-map. The white circle displayed 2 Names. “Player: TheMushroomGuy” and “Player: xXx_SpeedOfSound360_xXx”. “I’m seeing two players in a car, coming straight for us!” She began to panic.
Adrian knew the names “TheMushroomGuy” and “SpeedOfSound”. “So? That’s just Mario & Sonic!”
Twilight was scared to death. “That’s not what I’m concerned about…”
Adrian looked at his mini-map. He felt his heart dropped. He finally knew why Twilight was so scared. He noticed the white circle was being chased by one red circle, one red tank, and a pink helicopter. “HOLY CRAP!!” Adrian quickly looked behind them, seeing a light blue comet speeding down the street with a flat-tire. Gunfire was coming from the comet’s windows. Adrian switches the Inferno in reverse and steps on the accelerator.
“Wait, what are you doing?!” Twilight yelled.
“We’re gonna go save Mario & Sonic!”
The Inferno skids into the same street their friends were being chased in. Adrian switched to drive and once again, steps on the accelerator. Twilight looks behind and sees a light pink Zentorno coming their way fast! “Adrian, Zentorno coming right behind us!”
Adrian looked at his rear-view mirror, and sees the light pink Zentorno. Then of all sudden...
SWOOSH! BOOM!!
“What The Hell?!” Adrian shouted.
Adrian looks in front and sees a large brunt car heading straight for them. Adrian immediately steers the wheel to his right. The Inferno dodged the burning car. Twilight looked above the mini-map seeing two notifications, “LunaPro killed TheMushroomGuy” and “LunaPro killed xXx_SpeedOfSound360_xXx”. “Some player named LunaPro killed Mario & Sonic!”
“It looks like we have to come back for them later! Here’s the plan!”
Twilight turned to Adrian.
“On the count of three, we will turn to the next street and blast that Zentorno! You ready?!”
Twilight had a determined look on her face and nodded.
“Right!”
The Inferno and Zentorno were speeding down Hawick Street along with a Buzzard and a Rhino Tank on their tail. Adrian and Twilight pulled out their Micro Uzis and loaded them.
“3”
“2”
“1”
“GO!”
The Inferno was drifting to their left, creating very loud screeches from the tires. The pink Zentorno began to drift. Gunfire had bursted from the driver’s window, shooting bullets behind the Inferno.
“Pop that guy!” Adrian yelled.
Adrian and Twilight peered out their windows. Adrian sticks his right arm out with his Uzi aiming at the Zentorno, while Twilight was levitating her Uzi with magic, aiming as well. They began to fire at the Zentorno. Bullets were scattering all over the pink super car. Right when Adrian stops turning, Twilight managed to shoot the windshield with clouds of blood spraying out. The Zentorno turns to its left, crashing into a pole. She looked at the notification reading “Twilightlicious killed <<
“Adrian, that was my sister, Cadance!”
Adrian stops cheering and frowns. He looked back, trying to get a glimpse of the car wreck. “You serious?!”
Twilight was confused. “I never knew she plays GTA…” Then all of a sudden a voice comes out from voice chat.
“Aww, I almost got you Twilight hehe!”
Twilight recognizes the voice.
“Was that your sister?” Adrian asked.
Twilight felt embarrassed. “Ugh…yes”
Adrian laughed at Twilight while she facehoofed.
SWOOSH! BOOM!!
“AH OH MY GOD!!” Adrian yelled at the top of his lungs as a missile flew pass them and exploded near them. Adrian coughed as he nearly choked on his own laughter. “Jesus! If that was Cadance, then who are the two in the Buzzard and Tank?!”
Twilight looked at her mini-map, trying to read the tank’s gamer tag. Twilight was in shock. ”Princess Celestia & Luna play GTA Too?!!” Twilight shouted.
“Damn, the whole princess gang is here to kill us!” Adrian said.
LunaPro spoke in voice chat. “They are heading towards downtown, sister!”
NinjaCelestia_45 responded in voice chat “Alright, on my way!”
Both Adrian & Twilight heard their voices. Their eyes had widened. Twilight turned to Adrian. “What are we gonna do?!” As soon as Twilight asked, 2 stars had appeared on the top-right corner. “Oh no! It’s the Police!”
“Screw the cops! We’re going to try to lose them downtown!” Adrian said. Adrian and Twilight eventually heard a female voice.
“Officers report a 10-31, 10-54, and 10-57 in uhhh… Burton, Vinewood”
“What was that?” Twilight asked.
“That’s the game’s police scanner. They are on their way to arrest us...or kill us” Adrian explained. The police scanner spoke once again. This time was a male voice.
“10-13, Code 1! Officer needs Assistance! We got a tank and a helicopter trying to mess up the place!”
“Alright, We’re gonna make a turn! Get ready!” Adrian yelled.
The Buzzard was still chasing them. One police car came from the west end tunnel of the Rockford Plaza mall, chasing the speeding red super car. The police car’s sirens were going off. The driver’s partner yelled into the microphone.
“THIS IS THE LSPD! PULL OVER NOW!!”
Twilight’s eyes widened in fear. As the Inferno was heading for an intersection, Adrian begins to drift the Inferno to his left. Twilight all of a sudden yelled, “ADRIAN! TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK! TRUCK!!”
“WHOA!!”
A large semi-truck was about to accidentally crash into the Inferno’s drifting. The truck driver sounded his truck’s horn. Luckily, Adrian managed to dodge the incoming truck thanks to his drifting skills. “WHOA that was close!” The police began to shoot at the Inferno. Twilight peeked out of her window and began shooting at the police officers with her Uzi. Adrian looked at the rearview mirror and noticed the police car begins to skid uncontrollably and crashes into another civilian’s vehicle. Adrian looked at his wanted level, three stars.
“Haha! Superb shot!”
“Nice going, ‘OG’ you gave us another star!” Adrian yelled.
“What? They were shooting at us!”
Adrian groaned as the Inferno passes underneath the downtown freeway. The police scanner spoke again.
“All units, suspects are in a red modded Pegassi Infernus. Suspects are currently in Strawberry.”
“10-4, we’re on our way!”
Adrian turned to Twilight. “Alright, Twilight. It looks like we have no choice. We need to do the Escape Plan!”
“What’s the Escape Plan?!”
“The Escape Plan is what I call to escape the police from a three-star wanted level or higher, by hijacking a jet at the airport and flying outta there.”
“But how are we gonna do that with Celestia and Luna on our tail?!”
“STOP THE CAR ASSHOLE!”
Adrian and Twilight looked behind and noticed three police cars and Luna’s buzzard chasing them. Luna spoke in voice chat.
“Mwuahahaha! I should play this game more often Hehehe!”
Twilight begins to lose it. “Hehehe, everything’s gonna be okay, Twilight” she said to herself. “Just don’t panic and everything will be cool!”
Adrian turned to Twilight
“Nah, Twilight please don’t go crazy on me now, pleeeaasse! Come on, it’s just a ga-AAAHHHHHH!!!”
Adrian screamed as he saw a Rhino Tank in front of them. Adrian quickly shifts the car to another street on his right. The Rhino Tank fired and destroyed the two police cars behind the red super car. “Darn it!” Princess Celestia grumbled. She looked at her wanted level which had five stars. “I have to go, Luna. The police are finally catching up to me!”
“Farewell then, my sister! I will take care of them myself!” Princess Luna gave an evil grin.
As many police cars and a police helicopter began to chase the runaway tank, the flying buzzard continued to chase the speeding Inferno. Adrian looked behind and turned back on the road. “Did we lose the cops?!”
“I think so.” Twilight said in a low tone. It look like she was going to faint. Adrian facepalmed. He then noticed up ahead, the police set up a road block with swat vans, signs, and police men with pistols aiming at the incoming Inferno. Twilight closed her eyes in fear. “Oh no! We’re not gonna make it! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!” As Adrian and Twilight screamed, an attack helicopter came out of nowhere and flew behind where the road block was. The police were confused. The helicopter began to fire at the police road block, causing police vehicles to explode and many policemen dying. The Inferno drove through the police wreck. “What the hell was that?!” Adrian yelled.
Twilight looked at her mini-map and sees a white helicopter flying across the map with the gamertag “TheMushroomGuy”.
“Mario?”
Adrian spoke in voice chat. “Yo, Mario! When did you get an attack helicopter?”
“This ain’t-a Mario this time, Ladies and Gentlemen!” TheMushroomGuy responded.
Adrian immediately recognized the voice. “Marty?! Are you serious?!” Adrian laughed.
Marty was flying above South Los Santos in his Savage attack helicopter. Marty took a close look at Adrian’s clothing. “Hey you look pretty classy in my clothing!” he commented.
“How did you get a hold of Mario’s account?” Adrian asked.
“Very simple actually. He rage quitted, telling me you guys are in trouble with some pony princess gang or something. I didn’t believe it at first, so I had to see this for myself! He let borrow his account since you’re using mine!”
Adrian laughed.
“Now hurry! Get to the Airport!” Marty exclaimed in Voice chat.
“But wait, can’t you just pick us up?!” Twilight asked
Marty has never seen the purple unicorn before. However, Marty recalled Adrian mentioning he had a friend who was indeed a purple unicorn. “Sorry, what was your name?!”
“Twilight!”
“Well, Twilight we don’t have much time for me to pick you guys up! More cops are headed your way!” Marty pointed behind the Inferno at four police cars speeding towards them. “I’ll take care of LunaPro!” Marty turned his Savage, heading for Princess Luna’s Buzzard.
“Alright, Twilight hold on!” Adrian yelled.
The Inferno passed the La Puerta freeway intersection, heading for the Los Santos International Airport.
“What’s this?!” Princess Luna sees a Savage heading straight for her firing bullets at the buzzard. “Oh No! No! No!” Luna tried to regain control of her helicopter as smoke was blowing out. All of the sudden, her Buzzard turned off. The helicopter began plummeting down to the city.
“Ah what the ha-“ The helicopter exploded on impact, cutting Luna off from her last words.
Twilight read the notifications above the mini-map. “TheMushroomGuy fucked up LunaPro” Twilight couldn’t help but laugh. “Haha! Yes!!” She cheered.
As Adrian was about to crash into the airport’s fences, he saw a police car blocking the airport toll gate. He pulled out a sticky bomb and threw it onto the cop car. “Here’s your birthday gift!” He shouted. The Inferno drove onto the ramp and the red super car was in mid air as the cop car exploded. The Inferno landed on the ground with a few rough bumps. A message displayed reading “Stunt Jump Failed”.
“AW COME ON, THAT WAS AWESOME!!” Twilight yelled in rage.
Adrian stared at Twilight with fear. Twilight gave an awkward smile and clears her throat, “Oops”. Adrian parks the Inferno in front of the Devin Weston hangar and sees a black private jet spawning. The two immediately got out of the red Infernus and ran inside the black private jet as Adrian closes the plane door on their way in. Twilight sat in the pilot seat with Adrian in the co-pilot seat. Twilight starts the plane and sees tons of police cars arriving to the hangar.
“HURRY!” Adrian yelled.
“I’m trying!”
The plane begins to move forward. The jet slowly turns around the police cars as they try to crash into the jet.
“Jesus, these cops would put their lives on the line to see us die” Adrian said.
“Well what do you expect? They are law enforcement”
Adrian and Twilight gasped as they see Princess Celestia and her white Adder in the middle of the runway with a rocket launcher. “Eat this!” Princess Celestia yelled.
“TWILIGHT GO UP! UP! UUUPPP!!!!” Adrian screamed at the top of his lungs.
Princess Celestia fired at the incoming jet. Twilight pulls as hard as she could to get the jet up in the air. Luckily, the flying projectile just misses the jet by a few inches and instead destroys a police car. The jet flies into the distant away from the airport. Princess Celestia grumbled in rage. Before she could say anything, the police had surrounded her in seconds. She gave a smile. “Uhmm…sorry?”
“GET HER!” a Police Officer shouted. The police began shooting at Princess Celestia with their pistols.
Adrian and Twilight were on the air, noticing a message that read “NinjaCelestia_45 died.” Twilight was looking at her three-star wanted level, which was flashing white and grey. “Come on…Come on…” she whispered to herself. The police scanner spoke.
“I don’t see them! Where are they?!”
*BEEP*
“10-36, Code 1. I don’t have a visual on them!”
Adrian was staring at the wanted level. The jet was now flying over the Pacific Ocean, giving a nice view of the city on Adrian’s window. Twilight was slowing beginning to feel more pressure as the wanted level was taking a while to wear off. Eventually, their wanted levels have ceased.
Adrian and Twilight bursted into cheers and hugged each other. “WOOOHOOOOOO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! WE DID IT!” Twilight yelled.
“YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!” Adrian shouted as loud as he could. He never knew the Escape Plan would actually work. But lucky enough, it did. Adrian and Twilight were laughing in joy. TheMushroomGuy spoke in voice chat:
“Relax, guys it’s just a video game” Marty chuckled. “You guys did really great back there and I’m real proud of you two.” Twilight turned to Adrian with a smile. Adrian smiled back.
“Thanks, man.” Adrian said.
Twilight felt her phone vibrating. She pulled it out receiving text messages from LunaPro, NinjaCelestia_45, and <<
Luna’s message read “I hate you two =.=”
Celestia’s message read “gg I’ll get you both next time :P”
and Cadance’s message read “You guys ain’t gonna pick me up? :c”.
Twilight smiles. She puts away her phone and continues to fly the jet. “Hey, Marty. I think we’re a bit tired right now, wanna hang out with us sometime today?” Twilight asked.
“Uhmm, I’ll think about it.” He responded. “Anyways, I gotta go! Good luck you two. I’ll see you both later!”
“Bye, Marty!” Adrian and Twilight said in unison. A notification displayed above their mini-map reading “TheMushroomGuy disconnected”.
Adrian takes a deep breath and notices the night sky and the bright moon. “Wow, it turned night pretty fast” he said.
“Yup!”
“So what was that all about back there with the princesses?”
“I literally have no idea. I never knew they own GTA V.”
“Yeah, they gave us a pretty good scare back there.”
“You can say that again.”
As the two were having a conversation, the jet was flying straight west. Away from Los Santos and into the beautiful dark sparkling ocean.
“I’d still reconsider those clothes you’re wearing…”Adrian said, trying to hold his laugh but he bursts out laughing anyways.
“Oh, shut up already.” Twilight said in a playful manner. Then it only took her a while to remember what they were missing.
“OH NO! WE LEFT MARIO AND SONIC!”