The visit (unedited)

It had been a few weeks since I joined the cutie mark crusaders or the cmc every week we plan new ideas for our cutie marks and execute them in the long run I don't even care if I ever get my cutie mark as long as I get off this planet so I can complete my mission and so I'm not counted as Kia or abandoning the guard but I haven't seen the resources I need for the portal and I still don't want to use the die unless things start to get really messed up around here which of course won't happen unless someone finds out I'm not of this universe.

Anyways today is a day where I have to meet more of my new family due to Twilight and her friends getting called on by some map that has dragged them to a town they didn't even know about. All I know about my arrangements for awhile till Twilight and her friends get back is the pony’s name which is Shining Armor and his wife princess Cadance. I also know the destination of the train is somewhere called the Crystal Empire.

The train ride went on for a few hours until the train slowed to a stop at a crystal train station I had listened to music and slept through the train ride so I would have the energy for this visit to what Twilight had called my aunt and uncle which I planned to use their titles as Prince Shining Armor honorary ex-commander of the royal guard and Princess Cadance the princess of love which I never liked love it was a useless emotion that I only have felt for my ex-wife considering I'm on a different dimensional plane then her I'm counting it as an ex-wife if I make back I'll renew our marriage licences to reinstate our marriage but most likely I am already counted as Kia or mia.

As I walked off the train I was greeted by a white male unicorn with a blue mane. He greeted me with a smile and asked “ Are you perhaps my niece Dimensional Rift.”

I responded “Yes which would make you my uncle Shining Armor am I right”

“Indeed you are, Twily has said so much about you how you get along with other fillies and colts, how you study about as much as she used to maybe even more but I doubt it my sister used to study every moment of the day even during meals but less talk about the past I want to get you to the castle as fast as possible so I can introduce you to your aunt before she has to go to court for the day and listen to everyone’s problems which I have to go to night court when she gets home but that's later”.

We teleported to the castle well I should say he teleported us considering I expended absolutely no energy by grabbing on to him we ended up in the entree way and observed my surroundings which to my surprise was completely made of crystal of course it is called the Crystal Empire for a reason I guess I just found it.

We walked a little bit until we got to what looked like a oversized bedroom door we went through it and found what an alicorn mare laying spread out on the bed still sleeping although she was snoring loudly. I would have loved to take a picture and put this in the newspaper ‘ Princess of love snores louder than a stampede of buffalo conspiracy theory confirmed.’ that would be hilarious but no I shouldn't do that not while shining armor is in the room anyways.

“Honey wake up we have visitors.” Shining Armor said

Cadance started to stir when I finally lost my patience and yelled “Princess Cadance you're late for day court.”

She shot up not knowing who had said her name or who had informed her she was late but once she saw me and Shining Armor she calmed down and quickly checked the time realizing she wasn't late at all in fact she was early.

“Sorry honey I guess I overslept and forgot we were meeting your necius at least I know she has a sense of humor now.” Cadance said irritated

“Yeah she seems to have one let me introduce you two to each other. Dimensional Rift this is Cadance, Cadance this is Dimensional Rift now you to have your girl to girl talk or whatever you women do while I make breakfast.”

He left the room so me and Cadance began to chat about basically the same thing as me and Shining Armor were talking about earlier she seemed to have a deep interest in how I tend to do what Twilight did when she was younger which would really explain why Twilight seems to understand what I do at night.