In the Middle of Sh*t
It's been a long day of cleaning up the castle but Twilight was finally done. Or so she thought, she laid on the couch tired of cleaning when she heard the one thing she didn't want to hear, her stomach growl. "Nooo!" cried Twilight for she was too tired to move. "Why!?" she tried to get up but was just too tired.
"SPIKE! SPIIIKE! Spike" cried Twilight just hoping for her assistant to be there. Her stomach growled again and again, she was not enjoying the felling. When she heard "JUST DO IT!" her eyes widened in shock and fear. "No" she said "No No NOOO!!!" she yelled plunging her head into her pillow just repeating no.
She looked up at him and said "I can't. I physically can't!". "Yes you can JUST DO IT!!!" She cried as she struggled to get off the couch. She suffered all the way to the restaurant that has those oat burgers I don't give a buck what it's called, with Shia Labeouf yelling at her to JUST DO IT. She made it ... barely she wouldn't have if it was only a few feet further, ahh who am I kidding Shia Labeouf would've made her no matter what. She finished eating and now was really missing Spike.
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Rainbow Dash was resting at home playing CoD when she got a call she answered and the caller said "Tip's
mad at you" She was confused "Tip who?" She replied. "Tip of this d*ck HA GOT EEM" Rainbow Dash was particularly happy about this the same guy who cranked her last time did it again. She just exhaled and said "I hate you"
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Mrs Cherilee was teaching math one day and asked the students "Okay class what is 9+10 ?" One of the students raised their hand (yes I mean hand) "Yes mister ..... Kid? What do you think the answer is?" "Twenni wan." "N- no
it's 19. Why do you think it's 21?" "Cuz he stoopid" replied on of the students in the back. "No I'm not" replied Kid. This is going to be a long day
End of Sh*t
Twilight Sparkle is finally home, resting tired of the activities of the earlier day. That human has her Just doing it. Finally she was free. Or so she thought. Then she heard her doorbell ring "It's open!" She yelled to the being at the door. "Um...no it's not" said a familiar voice. "Spike!?" said Twilight with enthusiasm. "Yes, can you unlock the door?" "Ooohhh um... no" "What?! Why not?!" "I'm a little tired right now" The princess the heard a noise she NEVER wanted to hear again "JUST DO IT!" "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Twilight. "What is it Twilight?!" said Spike fearful of the reason why his master was screaming. "No not you! Anybody but YOU!" yelled Twilight. "Yes you can JUST DO IT!" Twilight cried as her decided to just comply with the human. She went to open the door with muscle in her body aching. Finally, she opened the door letting in Spike and the passed out. Leaving Spike in fear and confusion of why.
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Rainbow Dash was playing a game when she got yet another call. She thought about it this time since the last two times were prank calls. She decided to answer it and just go along with it. "Hello" on the other end of the phone she heard a crying voice sayin "Lisa left me" Rainbow Dash, not giving a buck, said "Oh when?" She then heard the man say "Bout a week ago" as a song began to play leaving Rainbow Dash enraged "Oh C'MON!"
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It's not a good time in this city. Ponies being killed even as fillies, robbery and theft everywhere. Yep this is the most dangerous city in Equestria, but luckily help is on the way as one pony whispers the salvation of the city in a mate's ear "Alluh Akbar" I'm pretty sure you know what happens next.
The Beginning of Sh*t
Twilight was busy studying when she noticed that her room was getting pretty messy. With Spike gone due to dragon ritual issues she decided to clean it herself. As she started she realized that it was harder than Spike makes it look. "Eh I'll do it tomorrow" she said for the 5th time. As she back to studying she noticed a human standing in her room. "What are you doing!?" She yelled to the human. "JUST DO IT!!!" The human yelled. "I said I'll do it tomorrow" she replied. "Yesterday you said tomorrow so JUST DO IT!!" the human said back. "Yeah but I'll actually do it this time" cried Twilight begging for the human to stop. "JUST," the stopped as he began shoving his right hand into his left Palm"DO IT!!" yelled the human. Twilight moaned as she went to clean the room. "You should get to the point where most people would stop you keep going" or something like that. After two hours of cleaning the ENTIRE castle was finally spotless as Twilight laid on the couch tired panting "At moments like this, I miss Spike."
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Rainbow Dash was busting clouds when she got a call from an unknown number. Y'all are gonna hate me for this. "Hello?" She said answering the phone. "Something came in the mail today." The man on the other side of the phone said. "Um, what?" She replied to the comment. "DEEZ NUTZ, HA GOT EM!! HA GOT EM!!" Rainbow was clearly unamused the the joke as she hung up "Men." Weeks later she found everybody saying DEEZ NUTZ. She then realized everypony making fun of her!
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Rarity has spent months making the perfect dress and the perfect heels? for the dress. Finally, she was ready for her night out as she walked out of her room she was met by three humans, all guys motherbucker. She stood there shocked as one of the humans who was combing his hair said "Ayo what the f*ck are you wearing?" "Uh" she said as she let out a nervous chuckle "Let me just change real quick"
she said. "D*mn right" another one of the humans said. One eternity l8er, the humans along with Rarity are walking down the street, she attempts to high five one of the humans as he begins to react as if her hoof was covered in mud as she was wearing another dress. BUCK YOU RARITY!!
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Royal Guards are simply doing there job protecting the castle as a human with a phone held pointed at a guard walked up and said "Ay I got one question for ya WHAT ARE THOSE!!?!?!" He yelled as he directed his hand toward the armor on the guard's foot. "What are those?"
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Twilight is talking to a human about how they don't read. "Whaaaat of we read" the human said. "Oh yeah when's the last time you read" asked Twilight. "Uh four months ago"
Really n*gga
