I'm doing this. I'm totally doing this. For the love of everyone, I'm doing this. What Fireheart said, made me think. I carried my concealed weapon, it took a couple hours, but we firegured out a plan. A foolproof plan. We have everyone in spot. We even had Tom, after some 'convincing'. I'll get into that later, but we have everyone in one spot. Joe's fine, no dramatic problems surprisingly, and Rarity didn't even need convincing luckily thanks to Henry's skills. We are doing this friggen' thing in a day. I look at the Rainbow Factory. I know it's history, thanks to Twilight. I'm not afraid to do this. I walk in to work, sit in my office and I buzz my manager instantly. Rainbow walks in, a timid look. "Yes Sam? What's wrong?" She asked. I sat silently.

"Want to go get some breakfast, I'm buying," I said. She tilts her head. She nodded and we both left, and I feel my confidence growing every second. I figured out something thanks to Fire heart. Me and Rainbow are the same. Rainbow and I are the same. We're crazy in a way. We walk up to Sugarcube Corner, me smiling and Rainbow looking nervous. She knows about Scootaloo being freaked out. Good thing she didn't hear what I did. As we enter the pastry place, Pinkamena and Max bring out a cupcake platter. I smiled widely. I take out my revolver, and pointed it at the ceiling. I shot, and Pinkamena sighs, shaking her head.

"Why the buck do I even bother?" She asked Max. He shrugs. Rainbow covers her ears.

"The hell Sam!?" She asked. Before she could ask more, I grab her head, kissed her lips, and smiled insanely looking at Pinkamena.

"I'd like a couple unglazed donuts please," I said. Rainbow just sat stunned. I grab a donut and look at her. "What's wrong?" I ask, chuckling a little. Rainbow looks at me.

"Did you kiss me?" She asked.

"I dunno, did it feel like this-" I leaned over, grabbed her head, and firmly kissed her again, and then let her go to offer a donut.

"... Um, I uh, I don't um, the hell?" She asked.

"Well, I'm gonna die in a week, so i might as well do everything I ever wanted to," I said. "And the first thing I want to do, is say good bye to someone I love. You may be different than the Rainbow I knew, but you're still her," I said. She stares. I hug her, and walk off, leaving money on the counter for two donuts. Max sighs.

"Bye, Pinkie, it's been such a pleasure being with you," he said, kissing her. She puts her hoof on his face.

"Bye Max, do me a favor and stay handsome will ya?" She asked. He nods, crying. He leaves, and the room became silent. That was until Twilight through a book into the room through the window. "... Son of a bitch Twilight," Pinkamena muttered.

I walk down the brown, trashed road. I was soon joined by Tom, Jacob, Henry, Max, and Joe. See, when we got Tom out, turned out Twilight was doing "special" experiments on him. She thought we'd kill him until we prooved it to her. Joe was fine because Applejack in this world was pretty much the same. I'll miss this place a lot. Even if it's not home home, it's a home none-the-less...

I gasped at the sight before me. The six freaking humans just jumped ahead to phase two of the plan. I must thank Fireheart graciously. Thanks to his nonsense, I've finally gotten to phase 2. I can only hope that they're ready. Equestria. Will. Be. Mine!

Author's Note

No, this is not the end, in fact it's the middle!