Jackdaw served Shining Armor no less than faithfully for many years. And what does he get in return for his service? A pat on the head and a "Better Luck Next Time." ...No. No, this will not stand. Jackdaw will have his revenge on Shining Armor. First, he will destroy his reputation. Then, he will shatter his marriage. Then, and only then, can he be allowed to die.

Of course, it's easy to say such things. But trying to actually do them... well, if the universe has it out for you, then that may be more difficult than you first thought.

This is the second in my series of Shakespeare classics retold in the ponyverse. Brownie points to the first person in the comments to figure it out! (If I told you the answer, you don't count. You know who you are...)