somewhere in Cleveland a gang called the west side banges were gearing up to attack the Cleveland conversion Bureau the there was a lone pony approaching there hide out a yellow earth pony with a blue mane and a white flag for a cutie mark a west side banger on watch saw the earth pony and called down to the rest of the gang in minutes the pony was surrounded by the gang the leader came out his name 1st Sargent William askabes William walked over to this pony and asked the pony if hes lost no pony comes to the west side bangers turf any more its a kill zone. the pony was scared but held up a scroll to the leader its from princess celestia ...the leader took the scroll and read it
dear humans i want to meet with you at 8:00 am tomorrow to discuss a matter of dire importance its not about conversion unless you want to enter equestria as humans rather than ponies the per are the enemy and i need your help if you except send this pony away alive and with a letter of approval and ill meet you at any location you wish as a sign of good faith.
the leader finished reading and called for a piece of paper and a pen the leader wrote down the location and a personal letter of approval on his terms the location key tower. Cleveland Ohio the leader sent sent the pony away and set forth to get ready for tomorrow he got people setup through out the city and AA guns set up he had a large collection of military equipment after the government was overthrown
but now he was rethinking what had really happened he told one of his men to get him up at 5;30 to be early to set up a perimeter and to be first there in case of a trap the bangers had firepower that's how they could hold entire city .. at 5:30 the guard on watch woke up the leader he got dressed in full combat gear and was driven to key tower in a hmmwv ..William arrived and had everyone in place by 6 he waited 7 o'clock came around and some guard ponies arrived the men were anxious about ponies in there city the guards stood there ground keeping out of the way and out of trouble 8 clock spotters spotted the royal chariots one with Luna and celestia one with the elements and one with shining armor and cadence if the west-side bangers wanted to end all the fighting now was the time a load of bullets and missiles would end it and William knew it but he stood strong waiting the chariots landed and William was escorted to the one with the royal sisters Luna and celestia bowed to him like he was higher then them he just stood there and waited ....minutes passed then celestia spoke up i need your help taking out the hlf and per in exchange ill help u deponify all humans and if you wish let all humans that want into equestria theramatic radiation is no longer an issue .... ok and why do you think the bangers will help you .......because the per are turning you humans into ponies faster and faster ..... the bangers have held Cleveland for years and have enough firepower to destroy all of per that attack we have supplies coming from Russia they say that Russia is pony free ..... its not per own Russia and the supplies are a trick to lull you into a false sense of security it happened to many hold outs and did you here the radio yesterday ...................yes we did eye of the tiger and a 1 st Sgt talking about never giving up what of it ............... Luna speaks ..... that man is not from our dimension when he came through the radiation no longer effected humans and tho has the elements of harmony from his dimension tho wants to kill all pony kind hes dreams are evil he dreams of pain beyond any of us can ever imagine.....he dreams of destroying this world and claiming it for himself
so Luna gave us a general location to find 1st Sgt and celestai turned a pony into a human as to show she was not lieing but i was still skeptical
i gathered up 2 hmmwvs of men and we went to search houses near first district police station Cleveland Ohio for the radio broadcaster
we went through almost ever house till we found one with a giant vault door there was a intercom like system and i pushed the button and said hello does a first Sargent live here into the intercom i got a response
DAMN RIGHT I LIVE HERE AND YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TRAITOR I KNOW YOU SPOKE WITH LUNA YOU CAN EITHER EXPLAIN WHY YOU TRUST THE DAMN PONIES OR FUCK OFF ......
i don't trust them that's why i'm here to ask for your help in getting rid of them
PROVE YOU ARE FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY AND NOT FOR HER IF YOU TRUST ME MORE RID YOUR SELVES OF ALL WEAPONS AND GEAR THEN I'LL LET YOU IN .....
so we rid our selves of gear then came back...
THE BIG METAL DOOR CLANKS OPEN
on the other side a man stood with 6 ponies behind him in his hand an m16a4 names 1st sgt walker get in here before i change my mind
down the hall to the left is ur quarters ill store ur gear and ill meet u there
after putting there gear away in the armory i marched my self down to the bunks and there were the men i just let in
so youve come to see the killer of all, the Virginia vampire, the butcher of Boston the Dracksenburg sniper huh well if u want to help the lunar princess then leave if u want to help me kill celestia then say hooraw and well get the show on the road...
SO THE MEN ANSWERED BACK WITH A HOORAW
lets get to work i said
days later planning went on lots of it and then we got geard up and the west side bangers and i left the vault so see down town cleveland burning and when i say burning imagine hell just broke loose aa lightning up the sky the helies the bangers told me about were falling from the sky pegisi tearing them apart tracer fire all over and thats when a pegisi came diving toward our ragtag group potion bomb in hoof it landed on some of the bangers they droped to the ground screaming i don't want to be a pony all but 1 william was excepetent of his fate and told me not to kill him he turned into a yellow pegisi with a tan mane and blue eyes i shot the other men and was then tackled to the ground by him ..
join me it feels wonderful i never felt better the princesses will except you in open arms its not too late it does not hurt
the pony was holding me and trying the hardest to get so of the potion on a hoof to touch me im not going to be a pony and thats when my rainbow dash yanked ex William off me i had now time to then punch the shit out of the yellow pegisi but thats when celestia came down from the sky
no not you not now GIRLS HARMONY FORMATION NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
celestia's horn glowed that golden hue and the girls were zaped out of this realm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you monster i was going to fix it all but no you had to have it all huh
no human celestia i just wanted them to be happy and free of the human will you had to get the last hold outs to be on your side
its your turn to be a pony
her horn glowed again and i was transported away i was out could for the ride
but when i came to i was back on earth
how the what no way the bombs had not dropped and i was back at my house with my family
but something was off the tv showed celestia call for the end of war ok were am i
ur in a dream