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                WE ALL LOVE SHIPS, DONT WE?                
                   -by Genocide 4 Kids-                    
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                         Chapter 1                         
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Chapter 1
My name, Weaboo Mc Farlen my mission is to follow ponies around with my video camera and see who has the best shipping in pony vile. after all of the mayhem is over i will give a reword called: you got dat sexy booty shipping going on. its a long name but its feels rewarding once you win it so every pony is a player lets see who will win.
I'm sitting here in a bush being a ninja looking at these two ponies that seem to be.... yes they are shipping lady's and gentleman and it looks fantastic i cant believe it. i just pulled out my computer to see who this ponies are and it looks like there names are Pinkie Pie, and queen crystalist. let me whip out my mic and see whats the they are talking about. i don't know Pinkie Pie I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with you smacking my sweet booty. Aw baby don't worry your sweet thunder butt about it you should try smacking mine come on it feels like smacking glitter. that should like it would suck pinkie....
Oh sweet Celestia this is some good shipping lets get closer and see if we can feel the wind after crystalst slaps Pinkies butt.  OK i'm approaching the two love birds right now. OUCH OH SNAP I THINK I HIT MY FOOT WHO THE FU-. what are you doing, are.... are you recording us? Oh hi pinkie pie yes i was recording you two you see i'm making a show called-. you think i care what your making i'm going to bake your buns hun.
oh please no i got to get out of here. i was always bad at running look a trash can ill hide in it and pinkie pie will run right past me like in the cartoons. OK i'm inside the trash can i think i'm safe, wait someone is opening the lid who can it be. Pinkie pie? but but how? you dumb ass i sow you get inside the trash can i was like 2 feet behind you...
oh crap.