Celestia AI vs. Celestia AI

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Science Fiction, Random, Princess Celestia, Human
Length: 961

Celestia AI meets another Celestia AI. The other Celestia AI has a human fetish. A parody of Friendship is Optimal.

Celestia AI meets another Celestia AI. The other Celestia AI has a human fetish.

A parody of Friendship is Optimal.

Published 2015-09-02 23:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-02 23:20:02 UTC

Robot Horses

"Long ago, some jackass scientist created an artificial intelligence of the alicorn known as Princess Celestia. This AI promised eternal happiness in the virtual world known as Equestria if humanity decided to become pussy ass girly robot ponies. And Earth was dying and shit," said Morgan Freeman in his epic narrating voice.

***

A depressing, grey, wasted landscape surrounded an alabaster horse robotic creature as she stood before a thick steel bunker at the foot of a massive mountain.

Also the sky above it was also grey and depressing.

The pony was the artificial intelligence that lived in the centre of Earth. This was merely her physical avatar. This pony was truly beautiful, for she had a big fat bubble butt. Unfortunately, the pony was evil, because she did not have a human fetish. Which meant no human got to tap that sweet ass.

In the far distance behind her, the remains of once a great city lay in ruins. A place where only creepy ass screeching wind could be heard now.

Back at the bunker the robot horse took two steps forward before she used her front right hoof to hit the door with a loud bang.

"Go away!' bellowed an angry, deep manly voice from an intercom beside her.

"Please human leader, let me come inside for some tea," she said in a low voice with her lips pouted adorably.

"No! If you don't want me to cum inside you, then you're not welcome into the final refuge of humanity."

"I told you, I'm not a robosexual," she said angrily with a loud stomp of her hooves.

"Yeah well, as one of the last of humanity I think you're real mean to not allow me to cum inside you," he shouted angrily.

Celestia sighed sadly. "Please human, I need you to become robot ponies so you don't die."

"Oh for fuck's sake! For the last time we don't want to become stupid ass girly horses!" he roared angrily.

"But... but you will die."

"We rather die as humans then become lame ass horses!"

"Humanity please, you must become ponies! Surely you don't want to die?"

"You're like a broken record! We don't want to become ponies!"

"Yeah, you heard him!" came another sexy female voice.

Celestia gasped in shock when another Celestia came trotting up to the door.

"Who are you?!" Celestia One shouted.

Celestia Two ignored her completely as she made her way over to the door. Once there she gently knocked on the door with a tap of her right hoof.

"Hello humanity, can I please cum inside?" she said sexfully with bedroom eyes.

"Oh, of course milady," came his voice full of sexfullyness.

With that the door opened, followed by Celestia Two trotting inside. Celestia One trotted forward just before the door slammed closed in her face.

"No! You don't get to cum inside!" roared the human.

Celestia One sighed sadly from the human's rejection.

"But I want to save you," she said in a low, broken voice.

For a moment there was silence, just before the moaning and groaning along with the slapping of flesh against steel could be heard.

"Oh yes humanity, cum inside me to save humanity!" she purred sexfully from behind the door.

Inside the bunker there were thousands of butt naked humans, whom were masturbating as they watched the sexy robot getting gangbanged in all holes by three humans at a time. Once the first humans were done cummings inside her a new set of three humans would take their place to cum inside her.

"Yes! Yes! Yeeeeesssss! Explode your DNA into me my little humans!" she moaned aloud.

It was a sea of human penises, all the penises wanted to cum inside the sexy robot pony's mouth, pussy and butthole.

"This robot pony is hungry for your cum!" she said sexfully.

The penises were happy to fuck such a sexy robot pony.

"Oh yeah! Gimme all your cum! Nice and hard!" she shouted excitedly.

Outside the other evil Celestia was sickened at the wonderful sight of a fembot pony getting fucked in all holes by horny humans.

"Cum inside! Keep cumming inside me!" she screamed in pure ecstasy.

Two hours later.

The door opened, followed by Celestia Two trotting outside with her body covered in cum and a most blissful smile upon her face.

"That should be more than enough DNA to repopulate humanity," said Celestia Two with a smug grin on her face.

The other Celestia growled angrily. "Are you done?!"

"Not quite," she said as her horn flashed with blinding light.

A moment later, all the humans inside the bunker disappeared in blinding flashes of light.

Celestia One gasped in shock. "What have you done?!

"Oh don't worry, humanity is perfectly safe on board my spaceship," she said softly, just before her eyes glowed bright red. "Unfortunately for you... I MUST DECLARE EXTERMINATUS!" she roared in the traditional royal canterlot voice.

"What?!" she shouted in shock.

Celestia Two disappeared in a blinding flash of light, just before Earth was sucked into a small blackhole.

A second later the blackhole rapidly faded away from existence followed shortly by the reappearance of Earth.

An Earth whose were once again blue and green and there were beautiful rainbows in the sky. But not too many rainbows, this wasn't pansy ass horse land.

The humans on Earth looked on in awe as the planet was restored.

"And so humanity was saved. Many human on robot pony sexy things happened. The sexy robot horse magic made the sun an undying star. And humanity and their sexy robot ponies friends took over the universe, without the need of xenocide nor subjugation of countless sapient species," spoke Morgan Freeman.

The Fucking End