"Urrrm... where the FUCK am I?" said Withered Bonnie as he got up and rubbed the side of his head. He wiggled his eyebrows in confusion. Wait, EYEBROWS? And his face was bandaged anywhere that wasn't his mouth or eyebrows, and it was bandaged was where his left arm once was. Oh well, he was right-handed anyway. His right hand had the fingers in splints and they were bandaged as well.
"Where we are? I think we're at some human high school. And we're humans for some odd reason." Toy Freddy replied, sitting up and poking at Mangle. Mangle however was not bandaged and wore gray clothes.
"DUUUUCK!" Mangle shot up and screeched. The band scattered just in time for a purple-haired human to go through the portal thing and faceplant into the concrete. The human got up and just stared at Withered Bonnie for a few seconds, and then stared at the others. Toy Bonnie looked at Shadow Bonnie and Shadow shrugged. Shadow was wearing a very dark purple outfit. And everyone had matching color hair as well. It was odd that only one of them looked normal ish, and that was Freddy, the first to walk up to Twilight and shake her hand.
"My name is Freddy Fazbear, and this is my band of... misfits, let's call them. That over there is Bonnie, his sister Shadow, and their friend Withered." Toy Freddy said, pointing at the group of former rabbits. Toy Bonnie was adjusting the felt ears the mirror had given him, while Withered Bonnie was running around wiggling his new eyebrows. "Looks like Withered grew back his eyebrows! He's been missing them! Anywho, that over there is Mangle, and the girl in the yellow is Chica."
Adagio Dazzle walked by. "Ha, did your Mexican parents give you that name?" she giggled.
Chi-Chi replied with "Si! Viva mexico!", making Freddy laugh.
"THAT-HAHAHAHAHA-NEVER GETS-HAHAHA-OLD!" yelled Freddy over his laughter.
But the band was suddenly grabbed by their pantseats and dragged to a stage along with their instruments that had been transported to this realm with them. "Alrighty, round one! Fazbear And Friends VS The Illusions! Go! Play! Now!"
Freddy whispered to Mangle to control props. They had had their butts dragged on stage plenty of time while eating pizza with the children.
Everything was ready when the band began to play.
"Oh la la la la la la, oh lalala lalalala, oh lalala, ONE TWO THREE FOUR!" Freddy sang under the shadow of non-spotlight.
Toy Bonnie's spotlight lit up, he was doing an excellent guitar solo, joined by Shadow's spotlight activating as she joined in on the drums. Withered Bonnie grabbed some random bass guitar, and his light lit, followed by Chica with a keytar.
"There was a full moon in the sky, we met a brand new human friend..." Freddy began as his light lit up. "At first, he seemed a little shy he would not play pretend. He sang just fine and played in time but did not look the part."
The rest began to join in.
"So we lovingly decided to give them a brand new start!"
Mangle even joined in with her strange voice to add effects.
"No matter what we say or do, it's never up to me or you! We smile now and sing a cheer! The show must go on, the show must go o-o-on!"
The other voices faded and Freddy sang solo.
"Never fear!"
And then everyone joined in.
"The show WILL GO ON!"
Toy Bonnie did a guitar solo for a little, and then Freddy began to sing again.
"We removed his squishy jacket, to keep his shirt safe and sound, and ended up replacing it with clothes that we had found."
Toy Bonnie joined in.
"But what a shame, a crying shame. Our friend was in a world of pain."
Shadow Bonnie joined in.
"Oh we tried to fix him up, but it was all in vain!"
The entire band joined in once again.
"No matter what we say or do, it's never up to me or you! We smile now and sing a cheer! The show must go on, the show must go o-o-on!"
"Never fear!"
"The show WILL GO ON!"
Shadow began a drum solo, and Withered began whispering into his mic.
"Every toy eventually breaks, every battery fades and drains. Even the tiniest little mistakes can leave behind the messiest stains. We know that we'll be alright, although he didn't survive the night. Through the pain and through the tears the show goes on for years and years!"
"No matter what we say or do, it's never up to me or you! We smile now and sing a cheer! The show must go on, the show must go o-o-on!"
"Never fear!"
"The show WILL GO ON!"
And everything ended at once, signaling their song was over.
They watched the stupid-ass show the Illusions put on, and it turns out that Fazbear and his band had won the round due to one of them being able to play a guitar one-handed.
Round One down, seven rounds to go...
One way ticket to angry Rainbooms
"I don't get it! How did they make it to Round Two and not seem to be affected by the green smoke? " asked Twilight Sparkle, quite confused. They were going against them in the third round, and they seemed to sense magic in their band that wasn't Equestrian, nor was it this dimension's natural magic. Were they haunted?
Meanwhile, Freddy and his band were eating a ton of pizza near the portal. Suddenly, Foxy popped out of the portal in human form. He looked pretty good, and Mangle went up to hug him before he could faceplant into the cement. "Arr, what the actual fuck?" the pirate growled.
Freddy gave a brief overview of what was going on, and Foxy half understood. He took off the fake fox ears, as even pirates get itches from fake non-movable ears. When it was finally time for them to go against the Rainbooms, Foxy took lead singing. He sang without a care, in his pirate voice, kicking the Rainbooms' butts by an inch. This angered the 'booms, and Rainbow even got in a fight with Foxy. Let's just say Foxy has a metal private part area as well as a hook, because he was unaffected by a kick in the crotch. And then Rainbow Dash was put in the hospital after being found badly beaten up under the stage.
A few hours later Rainbow is released after being bandaged.
Okay, what's going on here?
The misfits took off their fake ears, as they were getting itchy and they couldn't be moved anyway. They decided to take a break at the nearby cafe while the other first rounds were being held. Once again they were cued to go onstage, and they grabbed their instruments (stored backstage for the moment) and got onstage. Mangle got up to control props, and discovered another human with a set of magnets. She flung it like an Angry Bird away from the stage, as she knew it was someone trying to ruin their show.
Chica began on her keytar, and a small drum solo was heard.
"Time for the main attraction, the story must be told! Time for a chain reaction, that never gets old." Freddy sang. Withered and Shadow joined in for another verse.
"Some hearts get satisfaction, breaking the mold! Some hearts are just distractions, some hearts are just gold." they sang from their hearts, making it sound creepy.
"I'm not the bad guy, I'm just a bit suprising. It's not worth losing sleep, it's not worth analyzing. There was a time not so long ago at all, I was just like you, can you hear my call? Now I'm popping in over here over there, I'll be checking in you'll never be aware. In the beginning I kept a keen eye on the state of affairs with the new guy. Now we got a new gig, let me know if ya dig. Just got a glance at Cam 2B, you'll get a little suprise." Freddy sang solo.
"You my say that we're breaking your mind, in our opinion you're MUCH TOO KIND." they all sang together. The rest of the song went pretty well, and lucky them, they won the round because they were just as mysterious a the Dazzlings. They were loved! They had just kicked the butt of a band apparently called the CMC.
Two rounds down, six rounds to go...
