MLP: Return to the Wondercolts and Timberwolves pizzeria

by Luigifan7013

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human, Other, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 3339

After a argument gone wrong, Toby is sent back to the Wondercolts and Timberwolves pizzeria.

Few weeks after the pizzeria incident, Toby Morrison was relaxing until he and Spike get in a argument over the past events until Twilight suddenly lost her focus and sent him back to the Wondercolts and Timberwolves pizzeria. Can he survive again only this time with more evil and past evil out to kill him?

Based on smg4 return to Freddy's spaghettiria

Ed belongs to EDPLUS777
Captain Underpants belongs to Dav Pilkey
Dr. Neo Cortex belongs to Activison

One again, huge credit goes to Crash Bandicoot for editing this.

I own nothing but my OC.

Published 2015-09-23 00:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2016-01-16 02:35:46 UTC

Prologue and 12 AM

It was a normal day in Equestria and inside the Friendship Rainbow Castle, Toby Morrison was on the sofa watching the past events that happened after 2 weeks on TV.

"Pfft. I wish the pizzeria I was in was way more scary than that." said Toby when he heard screaming upstairs.

When he got up there, he saw Twilight working on her spell while Spike watched.

"Hey, what's going on?" the boy asked.

"Oh. Hey, Toby. Could you keep it down? Twilight's trying to focus." Spike called.

"Let me guess, another teleportation spell." said Toby.

"How would you know?" asked the baby dragon.

"Because I was almost killed at that pizzeria, you idiot!" insulted Toby.

"Really? Then think you can do it again?" Spike mocked.

"No way I'm going back there," Toby answered.

"Really? Then you're a scaredy cat then." Spike said.

"Am not!"

"Is too!"

"Am not!"

"Is too, like a loser, like a loser, like a loser!" Spike said.

Toby then began to sputter and while Twilight and Spike worriedly saw what's he doing, they feared of him saying that thing that is next.

"You know what?!? I wish I can go back and kick the Wondercolts and Timberwolves sorry butts again!!!" shouted Toby.

Twilight then lost her focus and summoned a portal and sucked both Toby and Spike in. Toby was now in a familiar area only with a different change.

"I was joking Spike! Let's go back!" cried Toby.

"I can't! I'm stuck!" said Spike.

Toby sighed and walked into a office when phone rang as he answered it.

"What's up? Welcome to your summer job at the new improved Wondercolts and Timberwolves pizzeria." said the phone guy.

Then Toby yelled and sobbed a bit on the floor.

12 AM

After a few minutes Toby then decided to explore the new pizzeria.

"Uhh, somebody?" said Toby when suddenly the stage lights turned on to show three figures. One of the figures began singing a song.

"Ugh!!! Not this song! I hate it! But at least they're friendly." said Toby.

Ed then remembered his face on a wanted poster he saw before he grabbed a Lord Tirek suit and yelled "Get in my belly!"

Toby then ran back to the office while Ed threw the suit and missed Toby. When he got to the office, he yelled "Where's the door button?!?" he then noticed a button to the front entrance.

"This has to be it!" said Toby as he pushed on it and it revealed Ed dancing and began singing a song.

"Haters going hate!" until he turned it off and started putting stuff up on the entrance.

"OK, they can't get in now." said Toby.

"Traa-Laa-Laaa!" said Captain Underpants who was flying out of nowhere.

Toby then began yelling and passed out on the floor.

Author's Note

Well, looks like our hero has ended up in the pizzeria again! Also, I would like to thank EDPLUS777 for the use of the character Ed. Plus, since Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks A-Lot, came out, I feel he needs to be used more after he was gone. So keep reading, and here's something Crash Bandicoot Fan 1 might prepare for the final battle between Toby and Anti-Toby.

3 AM, 3:30 AM, and a huge mistake

3 AM

"Dashing through the vents, this story makes no sense." sang Sweetie Belle as she and the other crusaders crawled through the air vents. Toby, who was irritated by them, went through the desk looking for something until he found a bomb and threw it where the crusaders. They screamed as the bomb exploded in the left air vent but they managed to get out in time before it hit them.

The phone rang again and Toby answered it, only to be hit by a lot of "Hellos" in the message. Toby finally lost it and began banging on the floor with his hands.

"This day can not get any worse." he commented.

"Oh, it can my friend." said a voice.

Toby turned and saw Cortex with a hypnotizing device. Cortex then pointed it at Toby, which was hit by it and passed out on the floor.
Toby then got up to find himself inside a video game of some sort. He then proceed to go through the level while smashing crates, jumping, and he was almost to the end until...

"SUP, IDIOT." shouted a voice.

Toby turned only to be hit by a barrel which cause him to black out. He then woke up who then realized it was a bad dream.

In another room, a young girl stood on stage. She wore purple boots with yellow on them as well with a purple short sleeve jacket, with a light and dark purple stripes tank top. She also wore a purple skirt, her hair was a mixed of light and dark purple that had a few curls in it, as for her skin shares the same color. Her name was Purple Sweetie Belle. She then began laughing evilly but was interrupted by Cortex, who was making weird sounds.

"Stupid bald yellow idiot! You made me look bad." said Purple Sweetie as she pulled a Lord Tirek mask out of nowhere and scared the evil scientist, who them ran away.

3:30 AM

"Well, hi everybody." said Donkey Kong while he was fooling around like an idiot.

"Cookies! Get your cookies here!" shouted Scootaloo where she and the crusaders were selling cookies.

Captain Underpants ran with a money bag in hands and said "Quick, I need your best cookies, girls." and he then took all the cookies and ran off with them.

Starlight then saw a poster of Princess Twilight and it confused her for the real thing as she said "Twilight, is that you?"

Purple Sweetie Belle then put her plan into action as she went over to the crusaders as they were counting their money. Apple Bloom noticed her and said "Sorry y'all, we're sold out and--" before she was cut off as the crusaders were being mind controlled by Purple Sweetie Belle, who then laughed and went off to mind control her next victim. She then noticed Starlight who was still looking at the poster of Princess Twilight and decided to get her next.

Starlight began to get angry as she said "NO! YOU COME BACK HERE!"

She then noticed Purple Sweetie Belle as she was walking towards her, but Starlight grabbed the young girl and threw her.

"BEAT IT, YOU PURPLE FREAK!" she shouted.

Purple Sweetie Belle screamed as she was hurdled towards the Donkey Kong statue which she hit causing it to fall over, and the alarm for the music box went off again.

5 AM

5 AM

5 AM

The wondercolts and Timberwolves were standing around in the parts and service area minding their own business, but suddenly, they heard a voice.

"Hey!" said the voice.

They turned and saw Toby in a Tirek suit, having no idea it was Toby fooling them.

"I'm going to need you all to help because that team in the prize area said you are all nothing but idiots."

"Wait. What's the plan, Tirek?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Gather around and I will tell you all." said Toby, as they gathered into a group and formed a plan.

A few minutes later, Toby was now hiding behind the prize boxes. He then pulled out a walkie talkie that he got from evil Rainbow Dash and said, "Alright, guys. It's show time!"

Rarity then ran out into the prize area while holding a jar of dirt and began singing "I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"

That caught Captain Underpants' attention until he was hit in the back of the head with a Crowbar by lightning dust.

"TAKE THAT, YOU BALD UNDERWEAR WEARING IDIOT!" she shouted.

Ed was shocked by this until the lights went out for a second. It came back on to show that Fluttershy had a pistol in her hands pointing at Ed.

"Hello!" she greeted, before shooting Ed in the head.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash sneaked behind Donkey Kong. Rainbow pushed Donkey Kong over some boxes while Pinkie took out a frying pan and knocked him unconscious.

The human CMC were messing around until Toby ran towards them and somehow managed to pick all three of the girls up and throwing them to who knows were.

Purple Sweetie Belle over heard the commotion and walked in, but got hit by the crusaders.

"MUFFINS!" shouted Derpy, as she and Diamond Tiara were fighting, but Derpy was unlucky and got knocked out by Silver Spoon, and the two ran back to the prize corner.

In there, the Wondercolts and Timberwolves were knocked out cold by a unknown force and blood stains were on the floor, as well from the dead bodies.

"Well, thanks for doubling my work," said PSB. "Now I have to kill you and clean this mess up." She then made her way to him.

"Hey!" said a voice.

She turned and saw Anti-Toby who was the source of the voice .

"I'm going to kill him, not you!" he said.

"Hey!" said another voice.

They turned and saw Doctor Neo Cortex who was walking into the prize corner.

"No, it's me who's going to kill him, not you two!" he said.

"HEY!" said two voices in unison.

They turned yet again and saw Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon walking into the prize conner as well.

"Me and my friend here are the ones who's going to kill Toby." she said while her friend nodded in agreement.

"Aw, heck no!" said Anti-Toby.

"Oh, so you think your better than us?" said Cortex.

"Hey, what about me? I'm better then all you morons!" Purple Sweetie Belle complained.

"Oh, it's on!" Silver Spoon shouted.

In no time flat, the villans began fighting over who should kill Toby while he stood there, being annoyed by them. He then noticed a laser gun on the floor that said "Property of Dr. Neo Cortex" which gave him a idea.

The villains were still going on about killing Toby until they heard "Hey, idiots!"

They turned and saw Toby holding a laser gun.

"Wait, is that a soda shooter?" said PSB.

Toby then fired a laser at the stage area and it exploded on the stage. The villains were horrified by this and they began running outside while PSB shouted "Run!!!

When they went outside, they saw a car. Diamond Tiara then said "All of you, get in while I start the car."

"Wait, what about the kid?" said the villains in unison.

"She said get in the car, you boneheads!!" Silver Spoon screamed.

When they all got in, they drove off while Toby got on a motorcycle and chased after them. Toby them fired multiple lasers but missed every shot. Anti-Toby then threw a beach ball at him but that didn't stop him. Soon the car then crashed right into the building of the pizzeria and the other villains got out while Toby walked towards them and said "Payback time!"

But just as he was about to reach them, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon ran at him and pushed Toby into the box, sealing him inside. The box then started playing music again and the villains began dancing in celebration. But then the alarm rang, causing all the villains to panic. They then proceeded to push the music button fast.

"WARNING MUSIC BOX OVERLOAD!" said the speakers but the villains didn't care and kept pushing it until it exploded.

The villains began screaming in fear as Toby began climbing out the box and jumped scared them all.

1 AM, The Confrontation, and 2 AM

1 AM

"Uhh, that place should be safe on Earth and is safe." said the phone guy.

"Spike? Any luck getting out?" Toby asked.

"No. I'm still stuck." Spike replied.

"And whine up that music box from time to time." said the phone guy.

Suddenly an alarm went off and music started playing as Toby checked the camera and saw it was coming from the prize corner. Then he turned to another camera with Apple Bloom looking at his derection of the camera.

"Well it was nice knowing y'all." she said.

Toby then gasped and pushed the rewind button.

"Hey, guys." said Captain Underpants as he came for the left blocked vent.

"What is it this time?" said Dr. Neo Cortex as he came from the right side of the right blocked area.

"I want to play a game." said Captain Underpants.

"No. I don't time for any games." said Cortex.

Donkey Kong then climbed the pile of stuff blocking way to the office and somehow managed to get through and landed on the floor of the office Toby was in.

"Already guess what I'm thinking: losers." said Captain Underpants.

"Losers?!? That's it?!? That's all?!?" shouted Cortex.

Toby was fed up with these guys until he heard the alarm go off again which made him go crazy. He then ran to the prize corner while destroying the junk pile that stood in the way. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon where about to make an exit out the box until they were pushed back on the lid and they were held down. Toby, who managed to keep them from escaping had put a Donkey Kong statue on it.

"Hey, you're cheating." Ed reminded while walking towards him.

"I DON'T CARE! STAY OUT OF IT!" yelled Toby which caused Ed to back away from him.

Back with Twilight and Spike...

Twilight is still trying to pull Spike out of the portal. But even with her magic, it's not strong enough and she had to give up. She had no choice but to call her friends and help.

"Hey, Twilight!" shouted a voice which made her jump. It was Pinkie Pie, which she approached Twilight along with the other girls.

"Oh, hey guys. There has been a problem that had been caused again." she said.

"You mean..." Rainbow replied before realizing what Twilight meant.

"Afraid so." Twilight said.

"We need to get Toby out of there!" Rainbow cried.

"But Spike's blocking the portal. How can we get him out of this mess?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"How about we push him on the inside?" Rarity suggested.

"No! That'll get Spike gone with Toby! How about we pull him instead?" Applejack said.

"Good idea." everyone agreed.

2 AM

"Hey you're doing great as a natural. Uhh, just keep doing what you're doing, OK." said the phone guy.

However, Toby didn't who was now pressing the light switch over.

"Ugh, useless flashlight." said Toby who still kept doing it .

In one of the rooms, Captain Underpants was dancing because of Toby who kept turning the flashlight on and off with a disco ball over him. Suddenly the phone rang and Toby answered it.

"Hey, guess who?" said a familiar voice.

"No! You're supposed to be dead!" cried Toby who was now shocked.

In the parts and services room we see the return of the wondercolts, Timberwolves, Anti-Toby, and Derpy who said "Muffins."

"Great! Now I have to deal with new and old evil." said Toby sarcastically.

Gilda was very angered came into the office as well as Sweetie Belle approached her.

"Can I come in your room?" she asked.

Gilda punched Sweetie Belle who fell to the floor as Gilda yelled "Mary had a little lamb!"

"Hey, you must be--" Ed said before he was punched to by Gilda.

"Back off. I'm doing my job." said Gilda

"Well, at least she saved me." said Toby.

"I'm coming for you!" said Rainbow Dash who then saw Dr. Neo Cortex laying on his side and said "Why, hello there."

Rainbow Dash blushed hard then tomatoes were thrown at her and she passed out.

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." said Starlight Glimmer who looked at Toby.

"Uhh, no." said Toby.

"Do it or I will!" Starlight commanded then pulled out a pistol and got Toby's attention.

"Alright!!!" said Toby as he clapped his hands while being scared.

"Toby!" said Ant-Toby.

"Not him again!" said Toby.

"YOU MUST DIE!!!" yelled Anti-Toby.

Toby then notice a Tirek mask and put it on.

"Hello, sir." he said.

"What the heck? Tirek, is that you?" said Anti-Toby confused.

"Of course it's me, you runt." said Toby who pulled the mask off but quickly put it back on.

"Oh, I'm not falling for that again." said Anti-Toby.

Derpy was messing and looking for something while humming herself. Anti-Toby kept chasing Toby until he managed to get away from his doppelganger.

"Fine, run. I don't care anyway!" yelled Anti-Toby.

Toby was now the supply closet catching his breath until he realize something is missing.

"Wait, where's my wallet?" he asked himself.

Derpy who had stolen Toby's wallet was ordering one million pizzas and fifty thousand muffins.

"You're order for one million pizza and fifty thousand muffins comes down to one million bits." said the guy in the phone.

Unfortunately, she only had 23 bits but she stilled yelled "Muffins."

4 AM

4 AM

Toby wanted to get out of the new pizzeria, so he began throwing items at Spike but had no luck getting him out.

"Stop it, Toby! That hurts!" Spike whined.

"How did your stupid fat body get stuck? You're a baby dragon for crying out loud!" Toby complained.

"Because I eat too many gems." said Spike.

Toby groaned in frustration "Just get a di-- Oh, never mind. I'll try again later."

He then went back to the desk area and looked on the cameras, but then he saw that Diamond Tiara and her friend Silver Spoon finally got out the box, and boy, were they mad!

"Let's get that idiot cheater." they both said.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Toby panicked.

"GET OVER HERE!" shouted Diamond, as she and Silver Spoon ran down the hall way towards the office.

Just when they almost got in, Toby pushed the button and said "Stop right there!"

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon stood still confused and wondered where the light was coming from, forgetting about Toby as they still stood there.

Toby was so relived, he shouted "SWEET AWESOME PARTY!" as he began turning the light on and off by pressing the button multiple times.

"Oh hey, Toby!" said Scootaloo who was in the airvent and came into the office.

"Oh great. What now?" Toby complained.

Scootaloo then took out a hammer from her pocket and smashed the device that was keeping the front office light on, and after she was done, she began dancing while humming a tune. The light then went out and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon both screamed in rage, setting on killing Toby again. He panicked and crawled through the air vent while passing Donkey Kong.

"Get away from my bananas!" said Donkey Kong as Toby ignored him and kept crawling through the air vent. When he got out, he then ended up in one of the dinning areas.

"Surprise, idiot!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she and Silver Spoon pulled out pistols from their pockets.

Toby then noticed two muffins under the table as he grabbed them and threw them at the two rich brats and was stuck on their faces.

"Oh my gosh!" squealed Silver Spoon.

"Calm down, their just muffins. What could happen?" said Diamond.

Derpy then noticed the muffins stuck on their faces and ran twoards them while yelling "Muffins!" and pinned them both to the ground, while muffled screaming can be heard. Toby looked out the side door and noticed that all the evil that was being mind controlled by Purple Sweetie Belle as she began laughing evilly.

"She's the one behind this, but how to get rid of her?" Toby wondered as he looked at the Tirek mask which gave him a idea.