My chaotic and lovely family

by aceboy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 3586

Discord and Chrysalis adopt Scootaloo and Pipsqueak wait what

Pipsqueak and Scootaloo are like brother and sister because they made it that way well there life's are about to change for the better or worst

Chraysail wants to change and who better to guide her then the newly reformed Discord when they meat Pipsqueak and Scootaloo thay bring a hole new meaning to a crazy family

And how hard can it be for Discord and Chrysalis to raise them also how hard could it be to be the kids of Discord and Chrysalis.

Ow this is going to be fun

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-10-09 14:01:15 UTC

The most unlikely family is formed

      Discord and Chrysalis looked at each other as they reached the door so Discord opened the door for Chrysalis. As she walked in Discord slapped her flank or what ever they call It with his tail after he closed the door. Chrysalis looked back at Discord and smirk before Discord could react he got a buck right where the sun don't shine Discord fell To the floor .

        "you...buggy..... bitch.... I...mean...darling., "Discord slowly got up and looked around it was terrible more then out side the beads were made of straw and there was no pillows last there blankets had holes. He saw the mangers room the door was closed and the name on the door said Old Oust Discord went to the door and knocked.

         "Come in.,"Discord and Chrysalis looked at each other then they walked in. Discord was first he saw Old her coat was blue and her main was white and she wear glasses then Chrysalis came in Old still was not shocked at all.

        "Well aren't you shock by me a changeling and the good of chaos?,"the old mare just tapped her chin and then answer.

        "Well I would be shocked if you take a seat.," with that Old then seat down at her desk Discord and Chrysalis take a seat Discord take the lead.

         "Well you see miss Old me and my darling want to adopt two filly's there names are Pipsqueak and Scootaloo.,"Discord waited for the know answer even Chrysalis know what she was going to say.

          "Ok I will get the papers but first I need prof that you want to adopt them kiss each other then they're yours.,"Discord and Chrysalis looked at each other wide eye well if it was the only. Way they got close and close as they did Discord was sweating and he could feel a lump in his throat Chrysalis could feel her body getting hotter and she felt something that she never did before.

         Then their lips touched discord could feel her taste she tasted exotic and her lips felt good Chrysalis felt like she was flying and Discord tasted good like cotton candy and chocolate milk her wings buzzed. Then she put her hove's on discord holding him in place Discord like feeling her hove's on his check's so he did the same but a case slapped on the desk that snapped them out of it.

          Discord and Chrysalis walked out of the orphanage with a smile when they walked down the steps they saw their new kids it just hit Discord he was now a dad. He was about to explode but he keep it all in side but Chrysalis on the other hand was frozen Scootaloo and Pipsqueak waked up to them.

"Um mister Discord is miss Chrysalis all right.,"Discord poked her check then looked at the kids.

"Yes she will be fine and where did you two go?,"Pipsqueak and Scootaloo noticed he sounded worried for them then Pipsqueak noticed the case.

         "Well we went for a walk and what's with the briefcase?,"Discord smiled.

"well you are looking at your new daddy and mom!,"Discord saw their eye's light up like stars Pipsqueak ran up to Discord and hugged him and Scootaloo hugged Chrysalis that snapped her back to reality then Discord snapped his claw then they were in the living room.

"Well it's time to have some fun who wants to prank some pony's?,"Pipsqueak and Scootaloo ran up to him.

"Well i will join you but before we go i got something for you Scootaloo i will be back.,"Chrysalis went up stairs when she came back she was holding a needle Scootaloo looked at it.

"What is it am i suppose to take this.,"Chrysalis smiled then told her.

'Well it's some of my blood and if you take it you will become like me you will be a hybrid it's up to you?,"Scootaloo thought about it then stabbed her hove with it she then smile at her mom.

"Now i am like my cool mother!,"now it was Scootaloo's turn to be shocked Chrysalis hugged her.

"Hay dad can you make me like you?,"Pipsqueak looked at his dad Discord grabbed the needle then stabbed his bear claw.

"Well if you say so.,"Discord stabbed the needle in to Pipsqueak's muzzle Pipsqueak's eye's glowed yellow then they went back to normal.

"I don't feel anything and i don't feel different.,"Pipsqueak felt sad.

"Well the change's come slowly and same for your sister.,"with that Discord snapped his claw they were gone good help the pony's they  going to prank.

time to prank some poor pony's and the change's are kicking in

The family appeared in a tree they were hidden they look around PonyVille for there first target they saw Lyra and Bonbon they took action.

"Hay Bonbon mind if you two can help me with something?,"Bonbon and Lyra looked at each other then to Twilight why would she want us but they didn't bother.

"Sure Twilight we'll help just lead the way.," they followed Twilight meanwhile Discord and the kid's were ready. Twilight stopped Bonbon and Lyra stop but they didn't know that there was a x under them and they were in the middle of  town then right on time Scootaloo ran up to then.

"Twilight i need your help at the clubhouse hurry!,"Twilight and Scootaloo ran off.

Scootaloo jumped though a bush with Twilight and walked over to Pipsqueak and Discord then a ring of fire was around Twilight then a green flash when Scootaloo and Pipsqueak looked there was their mother.

"All right is everyone ready?,"Chrysalis and Scootaloo nodded then he looked over to his left but their was no Pipsqueak he heard the Catapult click.

"fire!,"Pipsqueak cut the rope with a axe they all watched at pies ran form the sky to Bonbon and Lyra they duck ready for the onslaught they were buried in pie the family dispersed and was now outside the library this one was simple Discord snapped his claw then book's were flying around Twilight fell trying to get them to stop.

So they just watched Twilight about to burst out laughing so they move on who's next then it's hit Chrysalis she whispered it in Discord's ear Discord smiled wickedly.

  Celestia was in her bedroom when a note fell on her pillow she opened it to a spray bottle held by a claw through a portal before she could do anything she got blasted by water then the note was gone the family was laughing like mad pony's Discord and Chrysalis looked at each other and looked at the sun set their kid's were looking in awe.

"Well it's getting late time to go home"Discord snapped his claw then they were in the kid's room one side had the wonder bolt's and Rainbow Dash also her bed was the color's of the rainbow but Scootaloo felt something was wrong then it hit her Scootaloo whispered  something in Discord's ear Chrysalis hoped that Scootaloo liked it she did her side but Discord snapped his finger's.

"perfect"Chrysalis hugged Scootaloo and kissed her in the forehead her poster's of the wonder bolt's had been changed with poster's of her mother and her bed was black and green.

"Wow dad now i can be more like you"Pipsqueak's side had a table with cotton candy and chocolate milk his bed was a oven and a blanket in side.

"That's my chaotic boy"Chrysalis gave Discord a serious look then to her son's bed.

"Well it's time to go to bed good night"with that they both left and went to their room there was a normal bed they laded with their back's touching.

The sun hit the kid's room the two kid's got out of bed Pipsqueak's hove's felt different they were sore also his tail felt harder Scootaloo's teeth were sore and her eye's itched also her wing's felt wired the two kid's looked at each other they went silent Pipsqueak had a scale tail and his hove had claw's at the end of them also one of his teeth was sharp and it went over his bottom lip and his eye's were colored yellow and red .

His sister's fur was green and black now she also had a horn and her wing's were bigger they also had hole's Discord and Chrysalis came in.

"Ow our kid's grow up so fast well they still have to go to school"the kid's smile at each other.

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell waited for their beast friend siting on the stairs of the school they also showed up early.

"Whats up girl's"Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell looked up then froze Scootaloo know why Scootaloo hugged them that snapped them out of it Apple Bloom pope the question.

"What happened to you Scootaloo"Scootaloo thought  of it a bit then shrugged her Mom is a changeling how would they react then but she swear she forgot something and right on time was her brother Apple Bloom and Sweetie Bell were speechless but before Scootaloo can explain the bell ring.

Cherilee was not sacred but stun she went on with her lesson but she herd tapping she turned around to Pipsqueak taping his desk with his new hove claw it was messing with the lesson.

"Pipsqueak will you stop taping your hove claw"he looked at her with a sheepish look then stopped.

She was about to continue with her lesson when a green flash she then looked at Scootaloo turned to a kid version Cherilee.

"Well would you like to teach the class"then another green flash then their was Scootaloo.

'yeah that's what i thought"then the bell ring and now it was recess Cherilee seeded a letter to Twilight then before she know it the second bell ringed this was going to be a long day.

Discord heard a knock on the door he went to open it with Chrysalis behind him when he open it both of their eye's winded to Twilight there.

well there goes the day

Discord went outside and closed the door Chrysalis was listening to there conversation.

"Twilight dear what are you doing here"twilight had a solid face Discord might know the reason maybe the should have let the kid's stay home until they can learn how to control their new power's.

'Well Discord i have a note form miss. Cherilee about Pipsqueak and Scootaloo what have you done to them"Discord didn't know what to do Chrysalis was hoping her kids were alright with that she opened the door and then Chrysalis walked next to Discord Twilight was about to freak out the same changeling that tried to take her brother she ready her horn Chrysalis didn't flinch she just stand there Discord walked to her side doing the same.

'Well i hope the kid's are doing better then us my wife" then suddenly Twilight froze like she was just got hit with a freezing spell and then Discord and Chrysalis were still when Celestia and Luna fly down and landed next to Twilight.

"Wife"that's all Luna could say about it.

"Wait if you there then Discord you don't thick"

"Wait Discord i thought that your house was in your own void or something like that"

"yes well i have my reason's you know"

The kid's ran back to their desk and sat down Scootaloo smiled at Pipsqueak then their was a knock at the door Cherilee went outside Scotaloo and Pipsqueak focused then they could hear what they were taking about no problem because their hearing  was ten times stronger so they both listen in.

"Wait your saying that Scootaloo can change how she looks like now that's cool" everyone of her friends looked at her.

"ow and Pipsqueak has claw hove's and a scaly tail now and one sharp tooth that goes over his bottom muzzle" Apple Jack just smiled Rarity just couldn't believe what she was hearing Flutter Shy was just a bit worried about the kid's Rainbow Dash was a bit jealous.

'Well we better get them to Luna and Celestia" Cherilee oped the door to a window open but Apple jack looked behind her to see them ruining they chased after them.

"Ow i hope my brother remembers where dad lives"

"Um i don't know sis" then they looked at each other they went in to a ally Pipsqueak look behind them they were safe for now then he looked at his sister who was doing the same then they felt some thing like they can both feel what the other was feeling  if this is how changelings feed how was Pipsqueak able to feel her emotions and taste them.

"sis what is going on"

"How do i know"just like before their mouth didn't move then they heard something that remind them of their predicament

"Their you are"Apple Jack shot her lasso at them they had to think fast then Pipsqueak remembered he had claw hove's he raised them in the air.

"Sis follow my lead" Pipsqueak started to dig in the ground like a dog then Scootaloo jumped in the hole following him as he dig though the ground.

"Twilight go help your friends in getting the kid's we got this"Twilight nodded to Celestia then ran for the town.

"Ow i hope the kid's are ok i am really worried about them"Discord looked at her she returned it.

"Did you just talk to me though my head great i am doing it too"

"We formed a bond it's stronger then the hive bond i used to have with my hive what do we do"Discord looked at her then smiled

"Simple we have to find the kid's so let's give the princess here the slip" with that Chrysalis put a ring of fire around the princess Chrysalis and Discord fly to town well Discord floated.

Pipsqueak still was digging he saw a bright light he got out of the tunnel he looked around they were in the market he helped his sis out of the hole pony's were looking at them the pony's got scared and did the only thing possible they turned in to a angry mob Pipsqueak hugged his sister so she was not afraid then out of no where Chrysalis and Discord dove in front of their kid's but they were not the only one Cherilee joined them along with Big Mac and the main 6

"Look at all of you acting like savages you should be ashamed of you self"

'Yup i agree with Miss Cherilee" they didn't held they were ready to charge

"What is the matter of this" Twilight learned how to use the canterlot voice thank's to Luna.

"Well there goes the day"Discord looked at his family and noticed that his kid's looked like they just had a mud bath Chrysalis noticed this too.

"What happen to you too"Chrysalis checked them both to see if they were hurt.

'Well we had fun and chaos"

"That's my boy"Discord hugged his son.

"Wait i can feel the connection with them too"

"So that's why we can feel each other's emoticons and read each other's thought's"

"Yes Scootaloo don't be scare you too we will protect you"

"yep there goes the day"Discord scratched his chin.

A chaotic morning and a buggy afternoon finally a kid's dawn

Discord decided to take a stroll around PonyVille not every pony in PonyVille was used to him yet but he did not care about it some figure cached his eye the finger was warring a clock he followed him or her In to an alley.

"You know this is cliché and I can guess you are not a pony is that right.," the figure take off the clock to showed Chrysalis she let go then aging she failed at taking over all of Equestria her ribs were showing and it looked like she never got any sleep lately and she was all dirty.

"Well nice to see you too annoyance of chaos and I need you help please help me know what love is and teach me to be good please.," Discord just grabbed her and before Chrysalis could react they were in Discord's kitchen.

" Well what would a changeling like best ah?," Discord snapped his claw now there was chicken, spaghetti, stake, ice cream and of course the drink was chocolate.

"Wait really I know I don't eat that.," Discord slapped his claws on his face.

"Well I never try to help a friend and this is what you get!," Discord turned around Chrysalis felt bad so she got to eating after the hole table was only plates and her cup.

"Well I'm done what's next Discord?," Discord smirked and a wicked smirk went on his face Chrysalis get scared but suddenly she was over the bath tub. She looked over to Discord who had a camera Chrysalis dropped in to the bath tub make a big splashed Discord was laughing  he thought he might have a heart attack.

         "Really you ugly beast  I swear I will get you back for this!,"Chrysalis wiped bubbles off of her.

"Well the bug need a bath anyways so your welcome.," Discord dispread Chrysalis looked at his bathroom it was normal than  aging nothing is normal with him though she was grateful he is helping her when she was done she went down stairs to see Discord on the couch waiting for her.

"Well you are tired so I will sleep on the couch you may have my room.," he snapped his fingers and a blanket went over him he turned his back to her Chrysalis hesitated before she pit it out.

"Hay Discord could I sleep with you tonight just for a night?," Discord stayed still before his tail grabbed Chrysalis and pulled on to the couch in the blanket their backs touching they stayed silent them both blushing they just went  to sleep.

Discord smell  waffle's and chocolate milk in the kitchen he walked in to Chrysalis and a breakfast that was waffles and two glass of chocolate she was eating her food. He was shock Chrysalis know how to cock than aging his food could be poison he looked at Chrysalis a cook book was next to the sink. That did not surprise him knowing Chrysalis had to have help Chrysalis looked up to Discord standing there she smiled.

"You can sit and eat with me you know.," Discord sat down and looked at his food then to her before eating it was absolutely normal for a first timer.

Suddenly Discord fell to the ground he held a flower and a stone was behind him with rest in peace Discord on it Chrysalis shock her head.

"Ok really you asshole i will poison your food next time.," Discord appeared back on his seat with a smirk.

" Well well you can't celery take a joke miss buggy bitch well now let's take a walk around town and find  something for us to do.,"before Chrysalis could react they were right next to the school.

They heard some filly's being bulled they looked over to a apple tree to see Scootaloo and Pipsqueak being verbalize by two bully's the bully's were Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara both Discord and Chrysalis listened to there conversation.

"Wow look it's the two orphan brother and  sister ow wait you two are not brother and sister but it's the only way you two can cope with no parents you baby's.," Pipsqueak went in front of his sister to defend her from them.

Discord and Chrysalis looked at each other they two were orphans as well so they know there pain so Discord take the led suddenly a storm went over Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They felt that some one was behind them when they turned around Discord was there his eyes red and he was showing his teeth Diamond Tiara  ans Silver Spoon ran screaming.

Chrysalis walked over with a smile on her face well Discord was laughing on the ground."well i have to admit nice job Discord really.,"Discord got up and looked at her.

"Well what do you expect for the lord of chaos ?,"then suddenly Scootaloo and Pipsqueak ran up to then.

"Wow that was very cool Discord.,"Scootaloo said as she jumped up Scootaloo and Pipsqueak were crowding Discord he was a bit nerves Chrysalis looked down at the ground.

"Are you all right miss?," Chrysalis looked to see Pipsqueak and Scootaloo looking at her worried.

"Yes little ones i am fine.," what happened  next was a complete  shock to her  Pipsqueak and Scootaloo hugged her she felt their body heat Discord walked over.

"Um Scootaloo i didn't know you had a brother.,"at that Pipsqueak and Scootaloo stopped hugging Chrysalis and nodded at each other.

"Well it's a long story.,"Pipsqueak nodded.

Chrysalis finally shacked what just happen it bite at her so she asked it.

"Is it true that you two are orphan's?," Pipsqueak and Scootaloo looked at each other then Pipsqueak answered her question.

" yes we are miss we live in hope orphanage over there.,"Discord and Chrysalis both looked at the building it was how do you describe it a wrack it was a old building and remind Discord and Chrysalis more of their young year's that did it.

Pipsqueak and Scootaloo watched them both went in to the orphanage Scootaloo looked at her brother and one thing hit both of their minds.

"you don't think do you?," they both looked ta each other.