The Game

When I returned, I saw Luna had already awoken.

“Where have you been?” she quietly demanded.

“Fucking a griffon. Yourself?”

“Just waiting for you.”

“Alright, can you give me a minute? The cave I had sex in was dirty as hell, so I’m taking a shower.”

I walked into the bathroom doors, only to be joined by Luna seconds later.

Minutes later, I came out of the shower. And then I walked out of the shower stall (wink wink). Luna followed me as pleasured as ever, putting on a clean pair of boxers.

“Who do you think will be your next pony?” asked Luna.

“I’m not sure. I’ve boned so many, I’ve lost track.”

“Well, you should go and roll the dice then.”

Not wanting to waste anymore time, I picked up the dice and tossed them. Double threes.

Great.

The piece moved six spaces. I stared intently at the text, hoping to discover my next sex mission:

You enjoy adventure? She does too. Find the treasure in Daring Do.

Kick. Fucking. Ass.

I eagerly jumped into the board for an exciting, swashbuckling fuck.
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I woke up in the jungle. There were mosquitos buzzing around me everywhere. It felt exactly like the intro to The Sapphire Stone. Now all that was needed was-

A growl appeared behind me. I turned around to be face to face with a black panther. Even more felines appeared: a puma, a leopard, a bobcat came from the other corners.

“I’ve heard of being surrounded by pussy,” I joked aloud, “but this is ridiculous.”

That’s when I remembered the fluffy housecat. It appeared from the bushes like in the episode. Seeing this as my only open path, I sprinted away from the cats that chased me to kill and eat me, weaving through the thick trees.

“Hey!” called a voice. “Think fast!”

I was suddenly at an opening where there was a large chasm in front of me. That’s when I saw a rope swinging towards me. I jumped for dear life and swung to the other side, leaving the predators behind.

“HOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!” I screamed as I swung. However, I found my fear to be partially unjustified, as I easily swung onto the other side. I let go upon finding my feet above land and not abyss.

“Whew,” exclaimed a voice. “That was a close one.” I was then confronted by the storybook character herself: Daring Do, with her mustard coat, pith helmet, green shirt, and a greyscale mane and tail.

“I’ll say,” I sheepishly responded. I shook her hoof.

“I’m Daring Do. Nice to meet you. I take it I’m next?”

“That’s correct.”

“Well, right now, I’m busy. I’m looking for a treasure in this nearby cavern.”

“Sounds fun. Can I help?”

“Sure thing. And maybe if you do good and we get the treasure, we can ‘celebrate,’ if you catch my drift.”

Daring Do’s tail rubbed hard against my leg on the word celebrate.

I have the most justified boner right now.

I followed Daring Do through the jungle until we came across a large cave entrance.

“Wow,” sighed Daring Do in amazement. “The Cavern of the Golden Gate.”

“The golden gate?”

“Myths state that the ancient Maryans built a magical golden wall that they thought acted as a gateway to other worlds or times. No one has ever found it, but because of the clues that I found written in Maryan scriptures, I was able to decipher the location, and now we’re finally here!”

“That’s great.”

“I’m going to be hailed as one of the greatest archeologists of my time!”

“Well, we aren’t going to find it standing around. Let’s go!”

I followed her as we ran into the cavern. The walls were lined with bricks and unlit wood torches. Daring Do set down her saddlebag on the ground and looked for some oil. She bent forwards as she rummaged through it. I couldn’t help but stare at her flank, as her leaning forwards had caused her marehood to be exposed. It looked wonderful to say the least. I felt compelled to give it a light pet with the back of my fingers.

“Here we go,” said Daring Do, standing back up as she held a small flask of lantern oil and a match in her teeth. I pulled my hand away before she could notice me. “Could you grab one of those torches?”

I picked one up, and she wrapped a cloth around the end. She covered the cloth in oil, and then struck the match against the wall, putting the lit tinder on the torch, setting it ablaze. Having a light now, we ventured forward.

We continued along the path. I stared at Daring Do’s ass the whole way. The way each thigh shifted back and forth as she walked, rubbing her asscheeks together was really turning me on. Suddenly there was a shake in the cave.

“Oh no,” said Daring Do.

“You don’t think-”

Before I could finish my thought, I felt the ground cave in below us as we fell into what felt like an endless black void. I then looked down to see us falling into a giant circular room with a large gem in the center.

Shit. That looks exactly like the gem on the board game.

Before I could fall onto it and easily break every bone in my body, I felt like I was floating while a force tugged at my right hand. I looked up and saw that Daring Do had saved m from certain death. She flew me over to the golden floor that surrounded the gem.

“Thanks Daring,” I said. “I owe you one.”

“It’s all in a day’s work,” she admitted.

After picking up the torch from the gem where I dropped it and handed it to me, Daring Do could finally see the splendor of this place. The entire room was lined with gold. Even one of these bricks could be worth a fortune, and we were standing in a giant room that was built with them.

I found another torch on the wall, so I lit it. Instead of lighting just that torch, the flames traveled throughout the room, illuminating the entire area. That’s when we noticed another room off to the side. Daring Do wasted no time in going there. That’s when she stopped dead in her tracks. I followed her, and what I saw, which she was also looking at, amazed me completely.

“It’s the golden gate,” Daring Do barely managed to get out.

It was a 40 foot by about 15 foot gold slab on the wall, encrusted with jewels. There was a small gash in the door about a two and a half ft. from the bottom. I gently reached at it and I felt about the gash. Upon touching it, there was another rumbling, shocking both Daring Do and I. I turned behind me to see a gold altar rise from the floor. Upon looking at the top of it when it finally stood still, there were strange symbols in the center of the surface which I couldn’t read.

“Daring,” I said. “Can you read this?”

Daring Do observed the writing. Almost instantly she answered me.

“This is Maryan,” she spoke. “It appears to be a riddle.”

She glossed over the riddle quickly.

“Well?” I demanded. “What does it say?”

“The d’gyrum (pronounced dig-eer-uhm) on the alter spilled,
will open the keyhole for his key to fill.”

“What does that mean? And what’s d’gyrum?”

“The Maryans created a mixture which they used for many of their rituals called d’gyrum.”

“Again I ask, what’s d’gyrum?”

“It’s a mixture of a mare’s vaginal juices and a stallion’s semen. Unfortunately, there’s none here. Now we’re never going to open the gate.”

“You know,” I said. “We could always make some.”

“Make some? What do you- I see. Do you think it will work? The d’gyrum must be stallion semen.”

“Only one way to find out. Plus, I remember somepony promising a ‘celebration’ when we found the treasure.”

“Alright,” said Daring Do. “Let’s give it a try.”

Daring Do took off her hat, saddlebag, and shirt and hopped up onto the alter.

“Would you mind lying on your back with your legs hanging over the edge?” I asked.

She complied, sitting at the edge of the alter and laying herself down, fully showing me her vagina. I went on my knees, putting my lips on the same level as her vagina. I placed my tongue at the base of her tail and licked up, wiping my tongue over her anus and over the lips of her vagina. Once I got to the top, I slid back down using the bottom part of my tongue. I licked up and then down again like my tongue was painting her pussy with my saliva. Once I felt she was lubed enough, I stuck my tongue into her slit about half an inch and licked down, lubing the inside of her vagina for a more comfortable penetration.

I then picked her up by her legs and spun her around and over until she lying lengthwise on her stomach along the alter. After taking my boxers off, I then climbed onto the altar, sitting on my knees behind Daring Do. I picked her up by her thighs and positioned her pussy towards my erect cock. I gently slid into her, eliciting soft moans from her.

Making sure I didn’t drop her by accident, I held her up by my waist with my left hand, and with my right, I grabbed her tail with my fingers and stuck my thumb in her anus. I let go with my left hand, the lower half of her body now being supported by my thumb. My penis was still inside her, so I continued rutting her.

As I slid in and out of this daring adventurer, I wiggled my thumb in her ass, causing her to moan loudly. In order for this to work, I needed to cum first, so I stopped thumbing her anus. I continued to rut her until I felt my orgasm finally coming on. With a contraction of my penis, I release a decent amount of jizz inside her.

Now that I was finished with my part, I get back to getting Daring Do to cum. I resumed my thumb motions as normal.
Daring Do became louder and louder as my double penetration began to be too much for her. Before she orgasmed, I released my penis and thumb from inside her. She was free to release the freshly made d’gyrum all over the altar, which she did in an ecstatic scream. Once the mixture of our fluids spilled onto the altar, it began to lower itself back into the floor.

Suddenly, the golden gate began to glow. I stared at it until I noticed the change it made. The gash near the bottom opened into an ellipse shape, the points being at the top and bottom. The glowing stopped, having completed… whatever it did. What disturbed me and Daring Do about the ellipse that opened was that the material inside was very fleshy and there was another slit in the center of it.

Oh dear lord.

“The d’gyrum (pronounced dig-eer-uhm) on the alter spilled,
will open the keyhole for his key to fill,” chanted Daring Do again.

Keyhole, aka a pussy. His key, aka my cock.

It was official. The keyhole to opening the golden gate was a vagina. Not once during my time here would I have thought of fucking a door.

“I think you have to open the gate to continue,” said Daring Do.

I had no intentions of making love to a wall today, but I certainly didn’t want to end up staying here. So with minimal hesitation, I closed my eyes, bared my teeth, and shove my penis into the “keyhole.”

Despite my apprehensions though, the door vagina actually felt quite good, despite me still having my eyes closed and imagining the hole I was boning was Queen Chrysalis. Without much waiting, I slid my dick in and out of the wall’s vagina, imagining every pleasant experience I had with Chrysalis to make it go faster.

Sure enough, my imagination had paid off and I was able to cum in the vagina of the golden gate. The second my sperm was released, a blue wave of energy passed through the room and towards the gem in the center of the larger room. I pulled my penis out of the wall, slipping my boxers back on in the process, and ran to the gem with Daring Do, which began glowing slightly. Suddenly, large text appeared in the gem:

Human, do not fear. Your turn does not end here. Back in time you will now go, and Equestria’s founders you will blow.

Most. Fucked. Up. Week. Ever.

The gem then began swirling, like the gem in the center was melted. The liquid spun faster and faster until it formed a large whirlpool. Suddenly, stars appeared in the pool, seemingly forming a portal through space. Daring Do was amazed at what she was witnessing.

“I think this is where I go,” I said to Daring Do. “It seems I have to help found Hearth’s Warming Eve.” I gave her a hug which she returned. “You were good.”

“What are you waiting for?” she yelled at me. “Jump!”

I took some steps back and took a running start jumping into the portal. I felt the wetness of water around me, but instead of floating on the surface and swirling in the whirlpool, I sunk like a stone inside of it, falling through space and time to have myself a Hearth’s Warming Eve orgy.
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Special thanks to user Velkaden for the idea. I'm going to have a lot of fun with it.