The Game

The door to the bathroom opened, and Luna and I both walked out, feeling very refreshed about things. Luna and I finally got the sex we both deserved: passionate and without sorrow. I came back into my bedroom, and the game was still there. My piece was just one away from the gem, and the dice were right there. I knew it couldn’t end this way though. I knelt down to Luna and looked into her eyes.

“Luna,” I began. “I just want you to know that the time you spent with me were among the best moments of my life. There will never be a mare quite like you. And I’ll let you know, when I beat that Discord fucker in his own game, I’ll come back for you. You and I can be together.”

Luna’s eyes were tearing, and she gave me another hug.

“Oh, yes!” she proclaimed. “I will gladly wait for you.”

“But,” I whispered in her ear. “There’s something you need to do for me.”

“What’s that?”

“My final wish.”

“Which is?”

I smiled.
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Luna’s magic encased me as she granted my wish. With this, her role was done; she would return to Equestria.

“Thank you,” said Luna, a tear forming in her eye.

“No,” I corrected. “Thank you.”

She began to fade away in a light blue light, but before she could disappear, I locked my lips with hers and we kissed. I didn’t want the moment to end, but it unfortunately had to. In about 10 seconds, I found myself kissing the open air. I opened my eyes. Luna was gone…

…but not forever.

I walked back to the board and took the dice from the floor. This was it. My last roll of the dice. I thought about all that I’ve went through these past few days (I guessed). To think, one day, I was just your average brony who loved the show and its quirky characters. Next thing you know, I had sex with all of those characters. And I fell in love with one too…

Enough talk. Let’s do this.

I wanted this roll to feel important, and since I knew that no matter what I rolled, I was going to the gem, I chucked the dice against the wall, causing both dice to ricochet off in different directions. I didn’t bother to look at the result. I didn’t need to. The piece shifted to the center where it promptly sunk in like it would through oil. The text read:

Congratulations player, you have serious luck. There were a lot of ponies for you to fuck. You think you’re finished? Think again. Wait. There’s one more with which you shall mate. He helped make this world of sex and lust. To win this game, defeat him you must. He is the one they call “The Chaos Lord.” And his name, player, is–

“Discord,” I finished.

I felt the familiar tug, and I closed my eyes, feeling myself being pulled down one last time.
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I opened my eyes to find myself in the chamber in which Princess Celestia keeps the Elements of Harmony. I didn’t want to wait much longer. I was here to defeat Discord.

“Come out, you asshole!” I shouted. “Come here and fuck me!”

“Boy,” called the familiar voice of my enemy. “That voice never gets old.”

I looked behind me, towards where the door holding the Elements was. From the shadows of the pillars on either side of the hall walked out the draconequus himself.

“I think we can skip the formalities,” said Discord. “Let’s just get to this.” With a snap of his fingers, chains began wrapping around my torso and arms, with another chain with a cuff on the end holding my ankle in place.

“What,” I taunted. “Is this your kind of bondage or something?”

“Not exactly.”

“Huh?”

“You probably have something tricky up your sleeve for when I try to stop you, but I’m not going to go down that easily. That is, not without a partner or two.”

With another snap of his fingers, a bright silhouette formed in front of me near Discord. When the light disappeared, the silhouette was replaced with Princess Celestia. Her body was wrapped in chains, holding her wings down. Her horn had a red glowing ring wrapped around it, and it was sparking.

It must be preventing her from using magic.

She was also hogtied on all fours with chains as well. It was clear she wasn’t going anywhere.

“Princess Celestia!” I screamed. “Let her go, Discord!”

“Why should I do that? It is a game, after all, and I intend on having some fun!” Discord levitated Celestia so she could stand on all fours.

“Listen,” Celestia shouted. “Don’t let him get to you! He’s–”

Another snap of his fingers and Princess Celestia’s mouth disappeared.

“I should have done that from the beginning,” muttered Discord. Discord then extended his lion paw thumb and blew into it. Much like the cartoon character that he was, his penis began to enlarge like a balloon to the point where I knew it wouldn’t fit.

“Please,” I shouted. “Don’t do it!”

My captor paid no mind as he drove his oversized cock into Celestia’s rump. Celestia’s mouthless face muffled her screams, but they were still audible, which brought me to tears.

“Let her go!” I shouted. “Please!!”

I could hear Celestia’s vagina tearing from the stress inflicted to it. I watched with further horror as her blood began to spill onto the floor.

“Oh, Celestia,” mocked Discord. “You didn’t say it was your time of the month.”

I was at a loss for words at how casually he was treating this. I heard Discord begin to moan, coming close to orgasming. At least their pain would be over. I was proved wrong. Discord screamed as he came, but suddenly Princess Celestia caught fire. I continued to observe in fright as she was reduced to cinders and ashes within seconds.

“You…” I stammered, heartbroken. “You killed her.”

“That bitch had it coming.”

“Alright, you’ve made your point. Let me go, now!”

“But the fun is just beginning!” With another snap, Discord brought another pony at his whim, who was tied up the same way, but her mouth was already sealed this time. It was Queen Chrysalis. Upon recognizing me, she looked at me to try and save her. We both knew that I couldn’t.

“No! Please!” I shouted. “Not her. Dear Lord, please not her!”

“I assume you’re talking to your Lord, not Lord as in 'mois.' I think that deserves more punishment.”

Discord shoved his massive dick into Chrysalis, her shrill screams of pain reduced to quieted yells. Since she was much more slender than Celestia, she tore open much easier, causing even more blood to spill. My disgust in combination with my screaming made me sick to the point of vomiting on the marble floors.

Chrysalis looked at me one last time, tears streaming down, when Discord’s second orgasm incinerated the changeling queen, leaving nothing more than a pile of ashes.

“Okay!” I screamed. “I surrender! Please. No more!” Discord smirked.

“I don’t believe you! However, after this, I just might.”

With another snap of the fingers, another pony appeared bound and gagged. The sight of who his next victim was caused me to tremble and feel violently ill. It was Luna.

“No,” I moaned, overcome with shock. “NO! LET HER GO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! STOP IT! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU!”

“Yes!” shouted Discord. “Your resistance only makes my penis harder.”

Time stood still as I watched Discord jam his dick into Luna. Discord didn’t even uncover her mouth like he did with the others. He wanted me to hear her screams of pain in their fullest volume. Watching Luna’s torture felt like an eternity. It must have felt like hours just hearing the tear of her vagina and her blood spilling to the floor.

I fell to my knees, laid my forehead on the floor, and screamed as loud as I could to try and spare my ears from Luna’s cries for help. Tears were freely streaming from my face as I continued to scream. With a sudden burst of heat, I could tell that he finished her. I looked up to see a pile of ashes where Luna once stood.

“Aw,” moaned Discord. “You missed the best part.”

“I…” I sobbed. “I can’t do it. Just kill me already.”

“Not so fast,” said Discord, snapping his fingers to free me from my chains. I could have tried to attack Discord, but I didn’t even have the strength to do anything. “You don’t think that I put you through all of this just for you to die quickly and without pain, did you?”

Discord picked me up and stood me on my feet. My body had the bare minimum strength to stand.

Luna. Oh, Luna. I’m so sorry.

I began to remember her, and the fun I had with her. I remembered the threesome we had with her sister. I remembered the times I blew her in the shower. I remembered saving her from Nightmare Moon. I remembered her wish.

Her wish!
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“Which is?” said Luna in response to my previous question.
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Discord appeared in front of me, and held my dick in his hands, ready to perform that spell on me again.
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“With this wish,” I answered, “Discord doesn’t stand a chance. That cocky bastard is going to fall into my trap.”
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Discord licked the head of my penis.

“This is going to hurt you much more than me,” he said.
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“Just say it!” yelled Luna.
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Discord’s lips wrapped around my foreskin.
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“I wish that I had the power to make any animal cum by my willpower, including myself.”
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Discord was right there, and my dickhole was aimed right at the back of his throat. With a thrust of my pelvis, I came into Discord’s mouth. Discord was caught so much off guard, that he fell down onto his back trying to hack my sperm out of his mouth.

Using the confusion to my advantage, I jumped at Discord’s penis, my mouth wrapping around his massive head. With a small bite, Discord blew a huge load into my mouth, causing me to fly backwards and onto the floor. I got back up as quickly as I could. I had done it. I came into Discord, and Discord had came into me. He was done.

“No,” he said. A hard grey spot appeared on Discord’s stomach and began to envelop his body. He was turning to stone. “NO! FUCK YOU!” Discord screamed as the stone over took his neck and face, fully immobilizing him.

“Now that’s what I call a hard on,” I joked, turning to the side as if I was addressing an audience.

However, there was more. Discord’s statue began to crack up. Suddenly, the whole thing exploded in a flash of bright light, forcing me to shield my eyes. Once the light faded, I looked back to see Celestia, Chrysalis, and Luna. Lying on the ground, getting up as if they had woken up from sleep.

“You’re alive!” I shouted. I ran over and hugged the two ponies and the changeling.

“Where’s…” sighed Celestia. “Where’s Discord?”

“Oh, him? I killed that fucker!”

“You… defeated Discord? I… I don’t believe this. You’ve won. You’ve won!” I was then dogpiled by the three equines, all of whom tried to kiss me.

“Hold on! Hold on!” I shouted, getting them to stop. “What happens now?”

“You shall now rule this world as you see fit. You’re God here now! But first you need to be sent back.”

Suddenly, the one of the large stained glass windows shattered from the back. From the hole that formed, hundreds of ponies from the show were flying towards me, galloping in midair like they were trying to run away. I then noticed that the head of my dick turned green, the same green as the gem in the board game.

Could this really be happening right now?

Sure enough, all of those ponies began swirling around my body like a tornado. The force also grabbed Chrysalis, Celestia, and Luna in its gales, while I lay still with my back on the ground, my erect, green dick sticking up in the air.

The ponies all began to disintegrate into dust, which then started to get sucked up by the head of my penis, almost just like it happened in the movie. The best way I could have describe this feeling was like having an industrial sized fan blown at my crotch.

The last ponies to be sucked into my dick were Luna, Chrysalis, and Celestia, which upon entering me caused my dick to glow extremely brightly. However, the brightness didn’t hurt my eyes. It felt rather comfortable really.

The light quickly faded and I found myself back in my living room. Another strange thing that I noticed was that I was fully clothed, in the same clothes that I wore when I first received the game, no less. I then looked at a clock in the living room and saw that the second hand was moving. Time wasn’t frozen anymore. I was back in the real world.

I looked at the couch that was all messed up with vaginal juices before, and it was spotless. I looked in the fridge, and there was a pizza box with slices of pizza still in it. I even went to the kitchen cupboard and found my bottle of absinthe, which was a lot fuller since my encounter with Chrysalis.

Wait, if everything is back to normal, that means…

I peeked into my pants.

Oh, thank God you’re still here.

The game itself was still on the living room floor, the dice were on the board, and the game piece was at the very beginning. I didn’t want my mom knowing about this game, or accidentally playing it (seriously, how awkward would that be?), so I brought it back up to my room. I looked at it again. The rules said that I would become the god of this world if I beat it.
I wonder…

I waved my hand around, imagining the rules to disappear. Sure enough, the game’s rules vanished. I was even able to take the piece off the board, and I plopped it into the gem. I did the same with the dice too. With one last wave of my hand, I made the pathway of the game disappear as well, so now, there was nothing on the board except the gem.

I was now the ruler of this world. I wouldn’t need to play the game if I wanted to go back. I decided to test it out. Before I went, I grabbed my bottle of absinthe and went back into my room. Thinking with all my might that I’d be in Chrysalis’ lair, I felt my body get pulled into the board.
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My life with my portalboard (which I’ve decided to call it now, seeing as that’s a more appropriate title than “the game”) has been great. With, all the sex I’ve been having, I feel more liberated than I’ve ever felt in my entire life. I’ve performed better in school, I’ve had a greater rapport with my friends and family. Hell, I’ve even started drawing art to Equestria Daily, a few of which were even featured in their Drawfriends. However, a lot of my art has been featured on e621.net as well, and for good reasons.

I’ve done my best to give everypony a turn when I come around to Equestria. Sometimes we’ll have some sex, and other times I’ll draw portraits of them for Equestria Daily (or e621, depending on the mood). It also feels good that the ponies don’t really consider me a god or some guy that comes over to occasionally have sex with them. They consider me a friend, and isn’t that what every brony wants?
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It was late on one particular night while I was at the Canterlot palace with Luna, about to have another rendezvous with her. She sleeps during the day so she can watch over Canterlot at night. I usually wait in the courtyard until she’s ready after she raises the moon. My heart soars whenever I see the sky darken in Equestria.

Luna flew form her spire and landed next to me.

“I’m ready for you,” she whispered in my ear, also giving me a peck on the cheek.

She flew back up, awaiting me. For all that Discord had done to me, I can’t exactly blame him either. I got to meet my favorite ponies, I got to go to their home world. Best of all, I found love. A love that will be with me forever. Hardly containing myself. I ran from the courtyard and up the spiral stairs to her bedroom.

Luna. I’m coming.