The Game

So far, this game has been particularly fun. I get to go to Equestria, and then I can fulfill my fantasies of having sex with its inhabitants. I grabbed the dice and threw them on the board. Three.

Damn.

I looked at the board to see where I would be sent to and who I’d do it with. The text appeared:

The slow and steady always win races, so you’ll be going back eight spaces.

Fuck my life.

I was now two spaces from the Fluttershy space. The only thing to do now is to see what comes next. More text:

Feeling homesick? Have no fear. Use this gift to send them here.

A gold pearl or something floated out of the green gem and over the board. I grabbed it and observed it.

Send them here? Like to my house?

I then remembered the couch and that mom was going to be home soon. I looked at the clock but found that it was stopped at 2:15, which didn’t seem possible considering I was home at 12:30 and I have been playing this game for at least 3 hours. I looked at my iPod Nano with a watchband, and sure enough, 2:15 with the second hand frozen in place. It seemed that the game had stopped time.

At least I don’t have to worry about that conversation for a while.

Feeling a bit hungry, now that it was nearing dinnertime for me, I grabbed a slice of leftover pizza from the fridge. Before I took a bite, I felt a moist warm feeling around my penis. It felt very pleasurable, but only until I remembered that there could be only one thing that would be pleasuring me. I peeked into my boxers and found Discord in my pants sucking me off.

“Don’t mind me,” he said. “I’m just getting the stuff you left over from the unicorn.” I pulled Discord out by his horn. My pants must have turned into a Mary Poppins bag, as he came out full size. “You have to ruin everything don’t you?” complained Discord.

“Now that you’re here,” I said, “what is this?” I showed him the pearl.

“Did you read the instructions?”

“Yeah, but how do I actually use it.” Discord sighed unhappily.

“Before you’re sent to the game world, you place the orb into the gem, and the pony you would have sex with will arrive in this house.”

“Great. Now fuck off.”

“So rude,” said Discord. “Well, bye.”

He flew back into the gem.

What a prick.

I then took the dice and rolled them. Ten.

Great.

Now I had made up for the spaces I lost. The piece moved ten spaces. Text appeared:

Don’t be stingy. Don’t be shy. Take a bite of Pinkie’s pie.

Clever.

I was then hurled into the air to be sent to, I presumed, Sugarcube Corner.
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I was right, for as soon as I landed inside the gem, I found myself flying out of a large cake in the colorful kitchen of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie saw me fly out and got excited upon my arrival.

“Yippee!” she shouted. “It’s my turn!”

She pulled off my boxer shorts and shirt and began readily licking all of the cake and frosting that was all over me. I started to feel turned on when Pinkie took a handful of wrecked cake, shoved it in my mouth, and then proceeded to tongue the whole of my mouth, getting every last morsel of cake.

Sometimes, I felt like putting my tongue in there and playing with hers. She enjoyed this. It started getting really kinky when, from her excitement, she began dripping juices from her little, pink pussy. She noticed this, and then she told me to stand up, which I did. She then pushed me hard enough to fall back into the cake, causing more to fall over me. Pinkie then ran over to me, turned around and began wiping her wetness all over my face. I couldn’t help but notice that her juices tasted like cotton candy. Pinkie then faced me again and licked all of her excretions off my face.

“When do I get to pleasure you?” I asked.

“Slow down, Mr. Rushy. You’ll get your turn.”

I then thought she would eat more cake off of me, but instead she began to pool all of the cake that had fallen on me over my groin. After making a decent tower of cake, she slowly licked and sucked the cake off. I realized that she would be coming for me soon, and my penis stiffened in anticipation. Her mouth got closer and closer to my dick, and when she finally got close enough, she surprised me by putting her whole mouth around her tower, the pieces of cake being pulled upward, and dragging along my erect penis.

Instead of eating these, however, she kept the cake that she had in her mouth and pushed it into my cock. Wanting to feel Pinkie Pie and not the cake, I told her to swallow, and then finish the job. She ate her cake and continued sucking me. Her moist mouth and warm tongue licking my penis was sensational. I couldn’t help but cum just a mere second later.

Pinkie knew that I had came, so she sucked my penis hard like a McDonalds milkshake, sure to get the liquid she wanted out. When she felt like she had sucked me clean, she swallowed with a hearty, “Ahh.”

“Okay," said Pinkie Pie, “your turn.”

She turned around and sat on my face, putting my head under the pressure of her ass. I knew what she wanted, so I began licking her hard. Pinkie tensed up at my tongue’s contact with her clit, and then, her muscles loosened again. I then got up, picked Pinkie Pie up and placed her on her back on the cake. I then grabbed a handful of cake and smeared it from the base of her tail, over her asshole, and over her pussy. I then placed my tongue on the base of her tail, and slowly licked down.

Pinkie got excited as my tongue went over her literally caked anus, and then she convulsed in pleasure when I licked her vaginal lips. I repeated the process, going faster and faster, while Pinkie’s vagina got wetter and wetter. She was moaning and groaning as I continued. I then applied a stern amount of pressure on her clitoris with my tongue, rubbing it as hard as I could. Pinkie couldn’t hold it in. She began to moan loudly, cueing me to put my face into her pussy. A torrent of fluid rushed out of her and onto my mouth. Despite the end of her orgasm, I drank as much of the fluids out of her as I could.

I gently stroked Pinkie’s sensitive lips and plucked at her anus. I then crawled over to the elated Pinkie Pie, her tongue hanging out and panting like a dog. I kissed her mouth.

“I’m ready to go back now,” I said. I didn’t want to be rude, but the quicker I could finish this, the better. Pinkie, still at a loss for words, pointed to her vagina. I stuck my face in and she sucked me in. I was thrown back into the house.

“Alright,” I said. “I’m halfway through with the Mane 6. Who’s next?”