I'am the Eggman. It's what I am.
Chapter 2 (crossover with Heroes of Equestria)
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(Princesses Luna)
“Ugh……….I’m board.” Said Luna as she fired a water balloon at a passing pony. “When will Saber be back?”
“Until the war is over which will be…...will very long.” Answered Gilgamesh.
“Ugh! It’s been about a week since she left, and nothing interesting is going on here in Ponyville.”
“Yeah and hitting ponies with water balloons is getting a bit boring.” Caster said as she hit a Blueblood with a balloon filled with paint. “I wish someone would summon us soon, because I’m getting bored real quick.”
“No surprise there dumbass.”
“What is this thing?” Said a mysterious voice that only Caster can hear as well as a feeling of being pulled.
“YES! Someone finally calling me!” Caster said as she grabbed Luna. “It’s time for Caster and Luna’s Awesome Adventure through the multiverse!”
“Well it’s better than anything we’re doing now.” Luna said as she and Caster were teleported off.
(I’am the Eggman. Its what I am.)
(Dr Eggman) (Death Egg few minutes early)
It has been a week since I took over the newly name Crystal Egg Empire and within that time I have taken control some small towns. Like Our Town and Hollow Shades. Right now I am in the command center watching the viewing screen as we are heading to Appleloosa. I then notice that Cubot was coming toward me with something in his hand.
“Doctor look what I found.” He said happier as he handed to me.
“What is this thing?” He asked as a portal open up and two figues fall out of it.
“Ow! Dammit! Why do I always land on my head whenever I get summoned?”
“Because you always use your head in certain events like the time you used your head on the house door.”
“What the hell?! Princess Luna and whoever you are? How did you get in here knowing I was free from stone?!” I asked while some of the Egg Legion that was in the room point their guns at the two in question.
“First of all I am Tamamo-Na-Mae, but you can call me Caster for short. And second.” Caster pulled out a talisman and made the guns that the cyborgs were holding disappeared into thin air. “You don’t point weapons at ladies like us.”
“But how did you two get in my base?” I asked glaring at them, then Cubot raised his hand.
“Oh oh. I know. I know. They came out of that weird portal thingy.” He said which I raised a eyebrow at this.
“Stand down.” I said to my Egg Legion which they did so.
“That’s better.’ Luna said as she pulled herself up from the ground. “To answer a few of your questions, one your friend just summoned us from our universe into yours. Two my servant here is called a displaced, a human that bought an item or clothing from a mysterious shady merchant and was sent to Equestria. And before you say anything no all Equestria’s are not the same.”
“Does it have xenophobic ponies that act like jerks to others races and nobles that treat the commoners like dirt?” I asked wondering if I could get them to help with taking over Appleloosa.
“Wait a minute. Do the ponies here care about their own kind and one else?” Asked Luna with an annoyed look on her face.
“For example do they care about the kirins, changelings, zebras, etc.” Caster said.
“Not just the ponies but other races are the same. Due to this world’s harmony is flawed.” I said with a frown on my face.
“.......Pray tell what did your world’s Celestia and Luna do to you?” Luna asked.
“They turned me in stone because they see me and my Egg Legion of the Eggman Empire as a threat to the world’s flaw harmony. And the only way I can fixed this harmony is by placing the whole world under the rule of the Eggman empire.” I said still frowning.
“Hm…..Okay will help you out in your crusade.” Luna said as she reached into her shadow and pulled a pony that looks like her, but was darker and was wearing a steampunk outfit. “Moony get our stuff we’re gonna be having some fun.”
“Are we in a universe full of racist ponies?”
“Yep.”
“Should I get one of the elements of harmony to come here and help?”
“Bring Rainbow Dash she’s good when it come to hitting hard and fast.”
“Okay she should be here in about a few minutes or so.” Nightmare Moon said as she pulled up a digital screen.
“Okay. Your Rainbow Dash and you Luna will go to Ponyville and bring me my world’s Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Spike and Princess Twilight Sparkle. But make sure no one see you two. While Me, Caster and Moony will go to Appleloosa to take over that town and catch my Applejack and cmc. Does that sound like a plan?” I asked with a grin as I notice we are almost at Appleloosa.
“You might want to have Rainbow Dash and Caster instead of Moony. Mostly because we’re good when it comes to sneaking in without getting notice, plus we have magic.” Said Luna.
I think this over and I nodded my head in agreement. “Very well let’s do this.” I said grinning.
(Appleloosa)
“So where is your world’s Applejack?” Asked Rainbow Dash.
“She should be at this rodeo event she like to enter in.” I said as I encased the whole town of Appleloosa and the Death Egg in a anti magic dome.
“Well I know that but in where in Appleloosa is she in? Don’t get me wrong I have no problem helping you and all, but I wanna get this over with so I can get some snooze time.”
“Don’t you worry. Once I sent in my Egg Legion and badniks. She will be drawn out and fighting them. And that’s when you can get her while Caster rounds up the cmc.” I said while I climbing in my eggmobile.
“Hope she puts up a decent fight. The last Applejack I fought wasn’t as strong as she said she was.”
“Why do I have to round the cmc up? Those little bastards are evil.” Asked Caster.
“They should be easy for you if you use a spell to knock them out.” I said knowing what those three fillies are like from the reports I have read.
“Fine, but if you see me covered in wounds and a sword sticking out of my chest, I’m gonna blame you for this.” Caster said as she teleport off to Appleloosa.
“Noted. All right then. Lets begin.” I said as I press a button to signal the Egg Legion and Badniks to attack.
“This has better not be a disappointment.” Rainbow Dash said as she flew down to Appleloosa.
“Hopefully she will put up a little bit of a fight.” I said to myself as fly out of the Death Egg to watch the fight from above.
“Okay. If I was Applejack where would I be?” Rainbow Dash asked as she landed, and looked around for the country pony. “It can’t be that hard to find that country bumpkin.” Just then she sees a beating up badnik being sent flying over her head. “Whoa! Hey! Watch it buck head, you almost hit me with that!”
“Dash? Is that you?” Asked Applejack as she looked over to see Rainbow Dash.
“Well that didn’t take long to find her.” Rainbow thought as she appeared in above Applejack. “Sorry but I’m not your Rainbow Dash Applejack.”
“What are you talking Rainbow? There no time to be joking around. There these metal creatures and half metal freaks attacking the town.” Applejack said worried.
“Well I know that seeing how they’re wrecking the place, geez and here I thought that Caster was more destructive than that Eggman nerd.”
“And who in the hay is Caster and this Eggmane?” Applejack as she raised a eyebrow at Rainbow Dash.
“It’s pronounced Eggman and he’s the one that’s attacking this town full of jerkish ponies.
“What!?” Applejack said surprised before she glares at Rainbow Dash. “I don’t know what gotten into yer. But I am about to knock some sense into yer.” She said as she put up her fists.
“Easy Applejack. I told you before I’m not your Rainbow Dash, I’m from a different universe that’s like Equestria but different.”
“This Eggmane pony must have brainwashed you to think that.” Applejack said as she ran toward Rainbow readying a punch.
“Whoa wait a minute!” Rainbow said as she moved out of the way of the charging country pony. But then Applejack spin around and kick Rainbow in the belly. “Ow! Son of a bitch that hurt!”Then Applejack tries for another punch.
“Okay now I’m mad.” Just before Applejack could land the next punch, Rainbow moved out of the way and counter with lightning punch to her face.
“Ow that hurt! No matter once I knock you out. I will drag your flank to Ponyville to Twilight fixed you up.” Applejack said as she was about to do a roundhouse kick at Rainbow. Only for her to stop it and counter with a wind like punch to the stomach. Applejack fell over while holding her stomach for a bit before she gets back up.
“Huh? That normally would of knocked the wind out of most ponies.”
“Do you really think that will stop little old me?”
“No…..but how about a lightning bolt from a storm?” Rainbow asked as she snapped her fingers for a storm cloud to appear above her.
“What the bu--” Applejack hit by a lightning bolt that made her fell down out cold.
“Tch what a waste.” Rainbow said as she picked the knocked out Applejack up. “That Egghead better give me something good for helping him, because this Applejack didn’t put that much of a fight is she could be knocked out by lightning.”
“Well at least yours weren’t a pain in your ass.” Said Caster floating in the air holding the cmc and cover in cactus needles.
“What the hay happen to you?”
“Let’s just go and get these four to Eggman.” Caster said as she flew off. “Because after this someone is going to get bitchslap and it’s not gonna be me.”
“Ahh excellent! Well done you two for the capture of these four ponies.” Dr Eggman said as he leads them to one of the Death Egg’s jail cells to put the four in.
“We better get something in return for all this?” Caster asked as she tossed the cmc into the jail cell. “Because after getting thrown into a field of cactus, I’m pretty sure I’m not doing this for free anymore.”
“Of course. Here you go.” Eggman said as he give Caster a freeze ray gun and a bag of candy.
“YES! Finally my wish comes true.” Caster said as she fired the freeze ray at the field of cactus. “HAHAHAHAHAH DIE YOU BASTARD PLANTS!!!”
Everyone in the room sweatdrop that what Caster have done. Just then a robot that look like Rainbow Dash steps into the room. “And here’s your reward Rainbow Dash. A Metal Rainbow Dash that will serve, race or fight for you.” Eggman said grinning.
“Sweet! In your face Twilight!”
“Now that everyone in Appleloosa is capture it time to send in Starlight to convince some of them to join the Egg Legion while the rest get robotizered.” Eggman said as he quicky call Starlight and give her the task she need to do.
“That’s not gonna kill them or anything will it?” Asked Rainbow Dash.
“Don’t worry it’s not going to kill them. They will fine.” Dr Eggman said smiling as a flash of blue happens in the room.
“What was that?” Caster asked.
“I think that your Luna and Moony just come back.” Dr Eggman answered.
“We’re back and we brought you a gift from the gift shop in Ponyville.” Luna said show Eggman his world’s elements of harmony.
“Excellent. Did they give you two any trouble?” Dr Eggman asked as he put a anti magic ring on Twilight’s horn.
“No really until your world’s Luna say us.” Said Nightmare moon.
“WHAT!?” Dr Eggman asked out surprise.
“Yeah she wasn’t so thrilled seeing us.”
“And does she know I am free from stone?” Dr Eggman asked.
“Nope.”
“Good. That means I still got time to prepare for fight against my Celestia and Luna. In the meantime tell me more about these tokens.” Dr Eggman said.
“Okay.” Caster summoned up a book that had the title Displaced humans 101. “This book will explain what a displaced human is, as for the token. Well it kinda like a calling card for when you want to summon said displaced.
“I see.” Dr Eggman said as he grabs a yellow mint tv like the one in Sonic X. “Will this do for my token?” He asked.
“Yep that will do, now make a small void to the multivese and wait to be called.”
“Ok let me just put my message into it first.” Dr Eggman said as turn on the recorder part of tv. “Perfect Harmony can only be reach with might. By bringing the whole world under the rule of one empire. I am Dr Eggman and if you need my help just press the self deduct button and throw it at your enemy and I will come and help.” He said before throw it into the void. How was that?” He asked Caster.
“Not bad.”
“Great. Now I do believe it’s time you four to go on back home. Now how to do that.” Dr Eggman Asked.
“Just say cancel contract and then we’ll leave.
“Ok. Caster our contract is cancel. See you next time.” He said a portal open up.
“Okay, give me a call if you need some help with Celestia and Luna.”
“I will thank you and goodbye.” Dr Eggman said as Caster, Luna, Moony and their Rainbow Dash enter the portal before it closes.
“Excellent. I will wait until my Mane six wake up before I robotized them. In the meantime I got some building to do.” Dr Eggman said to himself as he when to the Death Egg workshop.
(Heroes of Equestria)
[moment later]
“Well that was an interesting event you Caster had.” Said Celestia taking a seat next to Luna. “You think he’ll call you when he fights his world’s Luna and Celestia?”
“Maybe, but until then.” Luna picked up a water balloon and hit a passing pony. “We’ll wait and see.”
“Let’s just hope it’s soon, because I’m really hoping I get to fight his Celestia real soon.” Celestia said as she cracked hes knuckles and smiled.
To be continue.
Author's Note
A crossover with ElementBrigade.
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