"Handle with care? I wonder why I would need to....AHHHHH!"

Nick didn't open his eyes. He tried to clench them shut and stay asleep. He couldn't sleep again.  He felt something warm and wet on his right cheek. He opened his eyes. Nick was laying on his left side, in the dark, and Celestia was laying on her right side. He felt her leaning against him, she was drooling out of the left side of her mouth, onto Nick.

Nick brought his right hand back and nudged Celestia. The Princess gave a light mumble and refused to move.

"Celestia?" Nick whispered giving her another nudge.

"Mmmmm..what?" She asked grumpily.

"Can you roll off of me?" Nick asked.

"No." Celestia said.

"What? Please just roll off of me."

"No." Celestia repeated.

"Why?" Nick asked in the dark.

"Because I like it." Celestia mumbled

"Wait, what? Celestia get off me!" Nick said raising his voice.

Celestia turned on a lamp on a bedside table. "Wanna have some F.S.F.?"

"Uh.....I guess so?" Nick said without thinking.

Celestia forcefully rolled Nick onto his other side. Then also forced him into a deep kiss. Nick was caught off guard then pushed and shoved Celestia away.

"What?" Celestia asked.

"What are you doing?!" Nick asked speaking loudly.

"FSF." Celestia stated "Duh."

"What does FSF mean?" Nick asked.

"Friendly Sexual Fun." Celestia stated.

"What?!" Nick exclaimed.

"You agreed to it. So I figured you knew what it meant." Celestia said.

"Well I didn't!" Nick said.

"Then why'd you agree to it?" Celestia asked.

"I don't know!"

"You know, I think if you just tried having some fun with a pony you'd probably like it." Celestia said. "I'm a sentient being. Your a sentient being. We've both got those 'needs' don't we? What's wrong with it? I sure if many other humans got a choice they'd pick the sex not the sit there and pout because a pony princess want's to bang them!"

"I'm not pouting because a pony princess wants to bang me. I'm pouting because a pony princess tried to trick me into banging her!" Nick stated. "And is being very persistent in her quest to bang me!"

"Maybe it would have worked better, if you had gone along with it. Maybe you would have ENJOYED it!" Celestia suggested. "I think....you want exactly what I want. "

Nick didn't say a thing.

Celestia let out a fake quiet gasp "You're playing hard to get! Aren't you!?"

Nick stayed silent and rolled over. "I'm going back to sleep."

"Oh sweet Equestria! You are! You are trying to play hard to get!' Celestia exclaimed her voice full of excitement from the realization.

"No I'm not." Nick said.

"Oh please! Just admit it, then help me scratch my 'itch' !" Celestia pleaded.

Nick was not answering her.

"Fine." Celestia said rolling over and going back to sleep.

The morning sun came quickly at close to 6AM sharp. Celestia was awakened by it, then sent it back down once. It tried coming back at 6:30. She sent it back. It tried coming up once more at 6:50. Celestia, in an annoyed move, Celestia sent it back down and held it there for a moment while she tried to sleep. After about half an hour the stubborn sun of Earth came up again. She let it stay. She just rolled over and tried to sleep in the dawn light.

Nick gave a groan and then sat up. "Mornin' "

"Mmmmmm...morning...." Celestia mumbled.

"Wanna have some fun?" Nick asked.

Celestia popped right up "What?!" she asked not sure if she misheard.

"Oh, now your too late." Nick stated with a grin.

"Wait! No! Come on! Let's do that! Please!?" Celestia exclaimed.

"Nope. Too late. You didn't answer in time." Nick teased.

"Oh, come on! I demand a time extension!"

"I dunno.........maybe........"

"Stop teasing me! That's not nice. Not nice at all!" Celestia scolded.

"Oh fine, it wasn't nice. But it was funny." Nick chuckled.

"That wasn't fair, I think I deserve a freeby." Celestia said.

"Fine. One 30 second kiss sound fair?" Nick asked.

"1 minute and I want some tongue." Celestia said laying down her demands.

"Fine." Nick said.

"Pucker up!" Princess Celestia ordered now full of excitement.

"Fine, here I'll set the alarm clock for exactly one minute from now."  Nick said. It was 7:20 he set the alarm clock for 7:22 and waited for 7:21. "Okay here we g....mmmph!?"

Celestia didn't wait another second. She pounced on top of him and drover her tongue past his lips and into his mouth. She sloshed her tongue around in his mouth. Nick tried to keep up with her excited kissing but soon found it to be troublesome since he was not a very experienced kisser. He thought about what was happening to him in his mind. He thought.

Maybe someday I can tell someone 'I made out with a princess.'  That'd be an odd story to tell any children I have.

The kiss seemed to last an eternity. Nick couldn't help but get a bit of pleasure out of it. It was quite an achievement in his life. Not quite as much of an achievement as, getting a good job, or getting married, or going to a good college. But this would definitely rank high on his list of 'Amazing moments.'

The alarm clock finally let out a burst of "Bzzzzt"s. Nick broke the kiss and turned the alarm off.

"Now I have a question for you. Was that fun or not?" Celestia asked.

"Okay that was a little fun, but....."

"You better be talking about your butt now! You already said it was fun so no fake excuse like 'Too much tongue"!" Celestia said.

"Okay then. Well there was your freeby. Now can I get out of bed and get a shower? I kinda smell...." He raised his right arm and sniffed ".....I smell kinda funky....ewww...." He sat up and swung his legs off the bed then stood and walked to the bathroom.

"Can I join you? I've never used a human shower before." Celestia requested.

"Uhhh....no.....I'm pretty sure it's a lot like an Equestrian shower." Nick said walking into the bathroom and closing the door behind him.

Celestia got out of the bed. "I want to try the shower when your done." she said.

"Okay." Nick said through the door. The sound of running water now audible.