Rose In The Teeth
Chapter 3 : Back Home
Previous ChapterNext ChapterIt was an uneventful morning, except for when Colgate brushed her teeth. Payback. She knew exactly what was on that toothbrush last morning, even if Col didn't remember admitting it. Once Col was finished with the bathroom, and Rose finished with her hair, they switched. Rose took a decent shower, dried to the extent possible with a towel and fur. After, she decided to mouthwash first, so as to keep the minty flavor for as long as she could before she had to make out with Col for it. She poured it, rinsed, and spat it out. Then, she quickly flossed, getting barely anything, as she hardly ate yesterday. Well, food, anyway. Lastly, was the brush. When she was inside her mother, she stirred in her own juices for 9 months, who cares of she brushes with a toothbrush that she stuck up her clit to prank her marefriend. Joke still not on her, because she truly didn't care. Once she had the toothpaste on the brush, she began sinking the creamy minty goodness into all corners of her mouth, then all over her tongue. Once the rich white creamy goodness went down her throat, she finished by swallowing as much as she could, and putting the brush back in its bag, and into the pack. She then came back out, carrying said pack and handing it to Col, who took it via magic. Success! Colgate was using her magic now, and all it took was a bit of sucking out of her.
"Ready to go?" asked Col, saddling up.
"Ready as i'll ever be."
"Hey, Col. Just know, nopony has ever been as nice as you. That's why last night happened. At this point, I don't think I could live without you." She received a teary hug, and it was held for a while. Then, they parted and were on their way. She was used to carrying around a big wooden cart full of flowers, so she took the heavy stuff. She had the clothes, and bits. She didn't mind, as long as they got home. They began their way to the station, and caught a cab. They paid the stallion once he stopped at the station, and went on their way. They waited for a few minuted in silence, watching life go around them. There was the past to there left, as there were two teens,one filly and one colt, with love in their eyes, but obviously didn't see it in one another. There was another couple waiting for the train, talking and laughing and the occasional kiss. To the right, there were a couple with a little filly running around, and there was another Ponyville resident, Applejack. She was there with Granny smith, big mac, and applebloom. She took her mind off the last one, realizing that Granny Smith was the only parent there, even though two of them were old enough. She felt it wasn't healthy to think that far ahead, and looked back to Colgate, who was thinking the same. Their fore hooves now joined together, having both looked at the apple family. They traded glances, and just decided to kiss. Once the kiss broke, the train arrived, and they boarded. Once on the train, they just watched the scenery go by. They passed by a mountain range, forest, then a large orchard. They were here. After a moment, the train began to slow, and then stop. They unloaded, and traded a glance. Lyra and Bon-Bon, their best friends, were there. How do they, explain?
"Hey! They're back!" Yelled lyra. when the groups met, both Bon-Bon and Colgate, at the same time.
"We have a announcement." This left the group of four stunned, but Rose, being the most elegant, recovered first.
"You two first."
"Okay, while you two were gone, we kinda started,-" Lyra trailed off
"Dating" Bon-Bon finished, slightly blushing
"Ohmygosh! You wont believe it, but us too!" Col gushed, glad that it was good news for everyone involved.
"Ohmygosh! We could double-date!" Gushed Lyra in response, while Bon-Bon and Rose traded a worried look, both knowing about what.
"Wait, I hate to be the one to say this, but, who's going to tell the spa ponies?" Rose hated to be the one to say.
"Yeah, what of they get jealous?" Worried Bon-Bon. "They're always jealous if somepony else has something that they don't.
"You guys didn't hear?" Said the only friendly dragon known to pony kind. "Rarity, the spa ponies, and Fabric Bit left for Manehattan for a month. There's like a fashionista festival or something right after the gala. I forget what it's called. Anyway, good luck with love, I guess." That was a relief.
"No wonder I hadn't seen them around." Lyra, who was slow with the information coming.
"Maybe they might get together, or something like that." Said Col, with a hopeful tone.
"You think they might?" Asked Rose, hoping she was right.
"Well, they are perfect for each other, after all." Added Bon-Bon
"Wouldn't it be cute?" That wasn't any of the four, it was Pinkie.
"Pinkie?!" Col made it clear that she was startled.
"You miss me? Oh! I should have made a welcome back party from the gala! I hope you enjoyed it, because when I went I didn't because-" Rose tuned her out by this point, her survival instincts coming back. She started walking back to her shop, gesturing for them to follow. Once inside and away from Pinkie, they decided to gush some more.
"You know, I never knew I liked that minty flavor before that one dinner, then I couldn't get enough."
"Did you have any idea that you actually taste like roses smell?"
"Never. I do?"
"Very much"
"Never knew I had a sweet tooth before last night" Lyra and Bon-Bon's turn to gush. "Now I don't know how I ever lived without hard candy."
"Life just throws stuff in your face and says 'make something of this', and when you do, you get what we have" Bon-Bon was never one for philosophy, but here they were.
"Well, I'm sure you two need your alone time, if you two only started last night. We just got hungry the day and one thing led to another. I barely managed to save it when miss teeth over here nearly ruined the moment."
"Hey! You can't say that, because now your the same."
"Ah. You got me there." Rose, knowing when to give up, let this one go.
"Yeah, anyways. Later, guys see ya tomorrow." Said Lyra, as she gave them both a hug, followed by Bon-Bon, and they left.
"You know, I owe you quite a bit if I recall, and you are the one who saved toe moment, so, you wanna go to bed?"
"Heh, couldn't have said it better myself.
Author's Note
Not sure if you noticed, but I do purposely try to make this hard to narrate. I purposely make it impossible to keep a straight voice, because If your reading for an audience, they need to know your not all work and no play, am I right? It's also extremely hilarious to try to read without smiling. Before anyone asks, NO! I WILL NEVER CHANGE THE TOOTHBRUSH SCENES! They're my excuse to me immature.
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