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by omnifire

Rating: mature
Tags: Random
Length: 815

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This story is not meant to be understood be warned in this story you will find yourself questioning your sanity you will also not know what you are reading if you comment that this story is really bad then it not listen to what i said here. any bad grammear is most likely intentional

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-07 23:07:42 UTC

why did you click on this don't read the water it will drink you

dont read this?

Two ponies walked through a forest until they came across a tree laying across a gorge.

To George sturdy the humans growing out of it giving proof

"you go first Jimim sure it will hold . " Said George referring to the cat attached to jams face .

"Don't convince someone of something when you're not sure yourself "" Said the cat. its knowledge now given it asended upwards through the ceiling below them.

"YOU misspelled ascend !" Said George over the phone to the cat. are you surer asked both jim,and the gorge . the gorge however continuing  idont want it to break under me"

yeah!

Jim taking those words from space as con for mation  started accross about half way he came across a spider . the spider being afraid of spiders screamed and tried to stomp on george  however it missed breaking the log with its foot leg the last thing george saw of jim was jim on the drums saying "the last thing he saw of jim".  was jim saying oh ho homemade soup then. jim then dissipated into the gorge

George thinking smartly dove in after  him hoping to catch the gumdrop growing out of the ground above him he looked down at the ceiling beside him . on is head jim was having a tea party he shifted in his seat while shifting in the seat . he then felt a stong urge to admire the the chair he was sitting in he shifted in his seat . lllllllllllllllllllllllooking behind him though the window across the street he admirers the chair he was sitting in .

"Want        some tea? the chair asked above him across the table infront of him."

"Yes thank you he responde from in the tea pot .

"he did feel rather thirsty " Jim thought to himself as he walked across the stairs while scrutinizing the word choice in this story and the grammar in his cup of tea.he then tripped , harshly floating gently throught the ceiling next to him .

"George aadmired this as he fell t the ground was getting closer he noted as he walked down the air up and out of the gorge  "

said Celestia "i also have a problem "In American the meaning of the name Celestia is: Heavenly. Latin Meaning: The name Celestia is a Latin baby name. In Latin the meaning of the name Celestia is: Of the heavens; Heavenly. meaning my name is Heavenly" explained Celestia Heavenly .

"What?" Mumbled a waking Twilight laying in a bed. What she didn't know was that she was just teleported from her house without noise or disturbance.

"Im playing netflix Responded an upside down melestia shereached abover to  move her knight into checking position. check mate she said checking the player to get the puck, if Celestia wanted to win this game shed have to skate faster." responded Celestia

Twilight having seen all of this and being wide awake and utterly confused now  responded

"W-what? "

"Nothing "responded  two Celestia's  from the ceiling

  Twilight triedto  bite her hoof to see if she was dreaming  but a book was in the way  shoving the book out of the way Twilight bit her hoof  to see if she was dreaming ." OW!!" yelped twilight  her hoof now hurting. " Wha- how?

"Just go back to reading" said a spike in Celestials voice while sitting in the thrown

" "wha- reading?" asked a confused twilight.  looking over she realized that she was not in her bead but standing not even know ing how she did that and the book from before was directly in front of her.

"Yeah said  spikes face from the book " Said spikes face from the book.

Questioning her sanity , then questioning why she didn't question that earlier Twix light turned to see a floating side ways Rainbow dash with not side ways wings flapping ten feet above her her .

"What?" Asked Rainbow, dash as if nothing was wrong while turning or rather spinning to face her. "Why are you looking at me like that?"rain bow then fell spinning throught the floor,  yelling "OH MY GOD TOO MANY TWINKYS!"

Now absolutely terrified Twinky turned and started to run but realized she was running toward the throne which was the wrong way she turned around to see the thrown after turning around twice more it worked the right half of the room was there so she bolted for the door swimming the entire way the entire way her body was in  air being flung up and down rapidly into the air and into the water but moving toward the doot any way  she burst through the door expecting the hall way but instead she ran straght into her room she then realized the cluster fuck of what happened while she was running and proptly passed out for no reason.