The Play That Might Become a Salmon!

by trahzo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Trixie, Spike, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 13789

Ponyville is preparing for a play that everyone from Equestria and beyond will be coming to see! Everything was going fine until...'he' arrived!

Get ready for another anime crossover! As Ponyville prepares for a play that everyone from across Equestria will be coming to watch, just as everything was ready...but then...'he' literally rolled into town! Who is this he I speak of? Figure out in the story!

Published 2015-09-11 21:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-28 02:01:42 UTC

Ch.1: What Had Happened Before 'he' Arrived.

It was morning in Ponyville, with Spike waking up before Twilight Sparkle.

"*inhale.* *exhale.* It's a good thing I don't need to leave the bedroom to fart anymore."

That's when...

"*hurk!* *belch!*" *BOOM!*

"Those of you who do not understand what happened there, the fart gas spread around the room and as soon as he got the letter from Princess Celestia, the room blew up!"

Hey! Get outta here, you're not supposed to appear until the end of the Chapter Bobo-b...no! Read nothing! Get to reading the other stuff you got that? Ignore who I was yelling at!

"Phew, it's a good thing Twilight payed extra for my furniture to be fireproof." Spike said to himself. "Sad that I lost that lett...*Hurk!* *Belch!* What the?"

Spike then opened the letter.

Dear Spike,

I thought you might blow-up your room, so I got a 2nd letter prepared. I want your friends Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity to prepare a play for the Crossing Roads Festival which will be held in Ponyville.

Love, Mommy Celestia!

"The Crossing Roads Festival?! But that's in 3 months!" Spike gasped.

Later, after Spike gave Twilight her Coffee and her Orange Juice to start the day...

"THE CROSSING ROADS FESTIVAL?!" Twilight shouted in surprise. "That's in 3 months!"

"That's what I said when I read it!"

"Spike! Everypony in Equestria, plus Yakyakistan & Griffonstone is coming here to experience a play that Celestia expects us to have ready in 3 months! Everything has to be perfect! Tell the Mayor to alert the town, now!"

Spike saluted, swallowed a hash brown whole, then booked it and told the Mayor! Well 1st he tripped and fell face 1st on the ground after exiting the castle. Then he was stopped by Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon who were asking his opinion on their new gem dresses that Spike ate because he doesn't like Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon, then Dt told Randolph to fight Spike to the death! Spike didn't have tome, whoops I meant time for this so he pulled the dresses out of his stomach and gave them back to the 2 rich witchlings and ran off. Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon were disgusted and told Randolph to make them newer, prettier dresses because they don't like Rarity's sister Sweetie Belle. Anyways though, Spike then made it to Mayor Mare's office in Town Hall and told her the severity of their situation and alerted everyone in Ponyville! And in an extra effort to make sure everything goes as planned, gave Derpy Hooves a payed 3 month vacation with her daughters Dinky Doo, Amethyst Star, Dizzy Doo, Dipsy Hooves, Chirpy Hooves, and 4 extra guests which of course was her best friend Golden Harvest/Carrot Top, Derpy's boyfriend Doctor Whooves, and her band mates Blueberry Pie & Raspberry Fluff, though, that'll be another story where they fight a powerful bad guy ho ho ho ho ho ho! Anyways, after that, everypony in an any other creatures were working hard around the clock! Some ponies from other cities, towns, and villages even came to help out which was hugely accepted.

"Alright dancers, un, duex, twoi! Un, Duex Twoi!" Said the dance instructor.

"No Comet, when singing, you gotta say lemon, like this! 'lemon!' " The singing instructor told him.

"Junebug, I'm gonna need those flower props!" Said the director!

Everyone was working their flanks off for this play and Twilight enlisted the help of Trixie Lulamoon to be the opening act for the play.

"Listen, I just gotta say that I think it's awesome you're helping us by being the opening act." Said Twilight.

"Fufufu, it was only a matter of time until you, Trixie's one and only rival would require the assistance of The Great & Powerful Trixie!" Then confetti & fireworks fired.

"Dang it Party Favor! I thought you & Cheese Sandwich wouldn't fool around!" Said Cranky Doodle Donkey.

"Sorry." They said with smiles.

"Well darling, I think it's still great you allowed bygones to be bygones and bury the hatchet...which is redundant since those 2 things mean the same thing." Said Rarity.

"Yeah, it's good to know you're here not to do anything mean unlike the last 2 times you're here." Said Fluttershy.

"Yeah, and we never even gave you a welcome to Ponyville party which we gotta do tonight!" Said Pinkie Pie while bouncing.

"Well, we better get back to work, the snack table is running out. Enjoy your time in Ponyville." Said Applejack before taking Apple Bloom home to make more apple baked goods & apple cider.

"Good thing you put that force field around the cider so...ponies like....B-b-berry Punch c-c-can't get-t-t-t..." Then she was on the knees of her hind legs."PLEASE TWILIGHT!!! LEMME AT THE CIDER!!! I'm so thirsty!"

"No Rainbow! That cider is for everypony!"

"Come-on! I'm soooo thirsty!"

"Here's a glass of water! Or, maybe you'd like soda or some juice that isn't cider?" Spike offered.

Rainbow Dash then slapped the drinks away and was about to fly off until...

"Rainbow Dash!"

"Sorry girls."

"It's fine peasant!" Said Trixie.

"Watch your mouth or I'll stuff Spike down there!"

"Hey! Don't use me as a weapon!"

"Would you 2 not fight? We gotta make sure everything goes as planned! We got a month and a half left before creatures from across Equestria and beyond come here to our little town for the festival." Twilight told them.

"Fine!" The 2 blue ponies agreed.

"Good, now shake hooves."

Then they literally shook hooves!

"No! Not like that!"

"We know." They replied with a smirk.

Later, Twilight & Spike were at the road that led to the Everfree Forest.

"I hope Zecora got the potions for clear throats ready." Said Spike.

"Yeah, I..." Twilight stopped.

"What's wrong Twilight?" Spike didn't know what was wrong until he looked ahead and saw something literally rolling into town. "What in Celestia is that?"

That's when Twilight jumped over the rolling thing but then 2 more things fell on top of Twilight Sparkle & Spike!

"Gah!"

*CRASH!*

"Yeah! We did it!" Said a strange sun shaped creature

"Yeah! We defeated Barney the Yoshi and the pony version of Stocking!" Said an anthromorphic Jelly creature.

"Great teamwork guys! Wait a minute......where are we? This isn't little Jenny's birthday!" Said the black man with large muscles, blue shirt, epic shades, long black pants for his long legs and huge golden afro!

"Yeah! There isn't even a vending machine to purchase toilet plungers!" Said the sun creature.

"You're right, my cousin Jenny would never have her birthday party in this part of Texas, France!" Said the Jelly creature.

"Ooh boy! We're gonna be in for quiet the day aren't we Twilight?" Said Spike who was under the sun creature.

"I think we've met someone worse than Discord!" Twilight replied.

Ch.2: Introducing...the Botector of Hair!

"Hello there little pony and little dragon, we're girl scouts selling crabs so we can raise money for the homeless tablespoons to have more food to eat." Said the black guy.

"Ha ha ha, now tell us, JUST WHO ARE YOU 3?!!!"

That's when all 3 jumped into the air and landed in front of them.

"I am Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo! The Botector of hair! I fight to save everyone from Csar Baldy Bald the 4th's evil reign from turning everyone in the world bald!" He said seriously.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Don't you dare think of that as silly! He has an trained army of troops to attack and slice off every last hair on someone's head! Or in this case, every last strand of fur from an animal's body like yours!"

"I'm Jelly Jiggler, former hair hunt general and childhood friend of Bobo-bo, after he fulfilled his childhood promise of if I ever become evil, I joined him on his journey to protect everyone! And with my trusty lucky handkerchief, I gain the luck our team needs to win!"

"And I'm Don Patch, Bobo-bo's BFF and the true star of this fanfiction!" That's when Don Patch was smacked real hard in the back of the head! "OW! What was that for?" He turned around. "Oh, hey guys look, Beauty, Gasser, Softon, Torpedo Girl, Dengakuman, and Hatenko are here as well! Wait, I thought I threw you guys off a cliff!" Then once again, he was smacked by Beauty!

"Waaah! Oh boss, how could you do that to me?!" Cried the man with orange eyes, orange jacket, blonde hair and a scarf with pink and white stripes.

That's when the sun creature known as Don Patch got up and looked at Hatenko seriously.

"Because Hatenko, I will one day die and you need to learn how to survive without me...well, that and I wanted to have blueberry ice cream but on that idiot's idea for cheese cake."

That's when Beauty cracked her knuckles.

"Excuse me, but...did you just call me an idiot?" she asked with her pink hair covering her now red eyes!

"Uh...."

"Waaaaah! Oh boss, thanks for looking out for me. You're such a kind and caring leader!.

"Thanks for the compliments but could you save me from this she witch please OW!"

"We're going to be in for some day, aren't we Twilight?"

"This is a disaster! It's like triple Discord and his biker gang!" Twilight told Spike.

Meanwhile...

"Csar Baldy Bald the 4th sir!"

"Yeah, what is it?"

"It's Bobo-bo and his lackeys, after Gaga-on the Butt Monkey was defeated, he stuck an tracking device on Don Patch, and we've now located them in a faraway kingdom, what are your orders?" Asked a hair hunt grunt.

"Hmm...sounds like the perfect time to send in the Enima generals after them!"

"What?"

"Come-on, it's a crossover! I've been saving these guys for such an occasion!"

"Y-yes sir! Right away sir! Ow, I tripped over a pebble sir!"

Then Csar Baldy Bald the 4th looked out his window.

"(Bobo-bo, my arch nemesis, what are you doing outside of the realm of imagination, you're supposed to be on your way so I can kill you myself!)"

Now back to your regularly scheduled fanfiction!

"So, you're Bobo-bo, you're Don Patch, you're Jelly Jiggler, you're Beauty, and you're Hatenko, what about the rest of you?" Asked Twilight.

"I'm Gasser, I sometimes do some fighting, and other times I'm Beauty's co-commentator. I fight with explosive farts!" Said the boy with spikey white hair, a collar, white long sleeve shirt under his black short sleeve shirt, blue jeans with the bottoms folded and orange shoes.

"Of course, your name would greatly imply that." Said Twilight.

"WHAT A BAD JOKE!!!" That's when the torpedo with female legs and stiletto heels tackled Twilight!

"AAAAAAAH!!!" *Thud!*

"Twilight!" Spike then hugged the poor princess "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, so...who are you?"

"I'm Torpedo Girl, I get really mad when someone tells a bad joke! Or when someone ruins the things I craft from my bare hands for my husband here, because I'M A TORPEDO!!!"

"She's not my wife!" Said the guy with a strawberry ice cream swirl for a head and black and yellow jacket.

"And you are?"

"I'm Softon, I use the power of a Goddess for my attacks!"

"Not to mention he's the coolest of us all." Said Bobo-bo.

"Now for my introduction!" Said the cute little white creature.

"Aww! Who are you?" Asked Twilight with sparkling eyes.

"I'm Dengakuman, the cute mmascot of the team and sometimes one of Bobo-bo's projectile weapons!"

"What?! How could you do that to such a cute little creature?"

"That's not all, we also time him upside down by the leg at night when it's bed time!"

"Wow, that's pretty mean." Spike interjected.

"Yeah, it is." Then Twilight looked at her watch. "Oh-no! Quickly Spike, we gotta pick-up those potions, we gotta deal with these people later." But before Twilight & Spike could leave for the Everfree Forest...

"Wait!" Shouted Beauty.

"Huh?"

Beauty was so nervous as she tried to make the words.

"What's wrong kid?"

"Well...back in the Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo anime, I never got to......I never got to ride a pony. So...will you please let me ride you?" She asked with praying hands.

"Okay little girl, but after we come back." Twilight agreed.

"YAY!" Beauty cheered.

Then Twilight & Spike were off.

"Alright guys, let's stay here so we don't cause anymore trouble."

Later, when they came back from Zecora's...

*BOOOOOOOM!!!*

"AAAAAAH!!!"

"Oh come-on, it wasn't that long and the town is being attacked?!" Twilight shouted in anger.

"*Gasp!* It's the Hair Hunters!" Bobo-bo pointed out.

"How'd they find us?"

"Beep! Beep!"

"Huh?" Don Patch then looked down and checked under his shoe.

"Hi, I'm a tracking device." Said the squashed piece of gum.

"YUCK! GET OFFA MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!" Don Patch shouted as he threw the talking gum into the sky.

"This is why people hate it when gum losses it's flavoooor!"

"Okay, so you guys know how to fight right? Well I'm gonna need your help to stop this new threat from ruining the play we've been preparing."

"Okay! Guys, let's split up! I'll take pony and dragon, then meet you guys to take on the final boss!"

"Got it!" Everyone agreed.

Then Bobo-bo picked up Twilight & Spike and had them ride flying piggyback to thier 1st opponent!

"Hey you!" Bobo-bo shouted!

"Hmm...so...I get to be the one who kills the botector eh?" said the mysterious figure. "Behold! I am Writer! One of the members of the Enima squad sent to kill you and your friends!" Said the talking number 3 pencil with arms and legs.

"What in the world is that?!" Twilight & Spike shouted in surprise!

Author's Note

I will not be using characters from Shinsetsu Bobo-bo such as Gaoh & Pokomi, unless they make an anime version of Shinsetsu & then dub it.

Ch.3: Bobo-bo, Twilight and Spike vs. Writer. As in...What was the Writer Even Thinking?

"Hey Twilight, I found an enemy weirder than the living apples." Spike wisecracked.

"Really? Where?" Asked the pencil looking left and right. "I don't see anything weirder than talking apples anywhere."

"Are you kidding me?" She said. "Ow, I think I'm getting a migraine."

"HERE, HAVE AN ICE PACK!" Bobo-bo shouted as he slammed a bag of ice on Twilight.

"Twilight!"

"She might catch a cold!" That's when Bobo-bo grabbed Spike and squeezed him like a tube of toothpaste. "Warming up!"

"Aaaaaah! That's sooo warm it's hot!" Twilight shouted.

"I'm sorry Twilight!"

"It's not your fault!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! This is so easy, you'll finish off yourselves, but not before I strike the killing blow to Bobo-bo!" Writer monologue to himself. "Super Fist of Notebook! PAPER CUTS!" That's when paper flew at them!

"I got this!" Then Twilight blocked with her force field!

"Good going Twilight! Now it's my turn for a counterattack!"

Then Bobo-bo assumed the pose for his Super Fist! "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!"

Then a bright light flashed!

"Whoa! What's going on?" Asked Spike whom of which was shielding his eyes.

"Tea time!" Said Bobo-bo in a feminine voice, make-up and British female attire.

"THIS IS NO TIME FOR..."

"Oh boy tea time, hope you have green tea!" Said Writer, who was taking a seat.

"Wow...I can't believe it's working." Said Spike who face palmed.

"Yeah, but now's our chance to attack!"

"Right! Let's turn that pencil into firewood!"

"(I was talking about Bobo-bo, but okay, your idea is acceptable as well Spike.)"

"Now slow down, you've already had 5 cups of pee!"

"P...pee? Don't you mean tea? Please?!"

That's when Bobo-bo flipped the table and squashed writer with it!

"NO! YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING PEE OUT OF DENGAKUMAN'S LITTER BOX!!!"

"EEEEEEEW!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!"

That's when Twilight & Spike joined in and opened fire on the poor number 3 pencil!

"Aah! Fire! My weakness! Super Fist of Notebook! Rubber Pencil!"

*Sniff!* *Sniff!* "Yuck! Burning rubber!" Spike said as he stopped breathing fire all over Writer.

"What the? Why aren't you still feeling pain?"

"Because dummy, don't you watch cartoons? Rubber bounces back energy!"

"What? That makes no sense at..."

"Rubber band bullet punch!"

Twilight then blocked with a force field!

"Ha! That bubble wont save you for long, take this! Rubber Pencil Spear!" That's when he pierced Twilight's force field!

"Interesting attack, but I got an attack that's so interesting that you'll lose interest!" Then he looked at Spike.

"Eek!"

"Come here you!"

"Help, I need an adult!" Spike cried as he flailed around, trying to get out of Bobo-bo's grasp.

"I am an adult, an adult who's gonna use you as a weapon!" Then he wrapped Spike around his hand! "Hey Pencil neck!"

"Yes?"

"Combined Super Fist! Dragon Buzz Saw Hand!"

"I'm getting dizzy!"

"Vomit on his hand Spike!" Twilight told him!"

Then Bobo-bo swung! Cutting off Writer's tip!

"Aaah! My tip, you'll pay for that! Super Fist of Notebook! Throwing the Book At Yah!" Then he summoned a giant notebook! "Good bye you jerks!"

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair!"

*FLASH!*

"F Minus Minus!"

"Are you serious?!" They both shouted.

That's when the giant notebook stopped falling.

"W-wait...sensei, why do I get an F? I worked so hard!" Said the giant notebook.

"Yeah, but I did this out of spite for your father!"

"What? What did my dad ever do to you?"

OH YEAH!!! HEY BOYS AND GIRLS GET READY FOR THE GRAND RETURN!!! THE BOBO-BO THEATER WOULD LIKE TO PROUDLY PRESENT...ANOTHER EPISODE OF...BO!!! EPISODE....WELL, I'M NOT SURE THE NUMBER, BUT THE TITLE OF THE EPISODE IS...

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!

"Are you kidding me?! It takes that many japanese characters to say 'Don't Taze me Bro'?!" Twilight questioned.

"Shush Twilight, I payed good money for this movie." Said Spike.

"What? Spike, don't let the weirdness overtake you!"

Now, for the movie....

We see 7 year old Bobo-bo, Hatenko, Jelly Jiggler, and Captain Battleship all beaten up and dirty on the floor.

"Hahahahahahaha! Why would you refuse the Hair Hunt Kingdom?" Asked the Giant Notebook's dad.

"*Moan* You're just a big bully!" Said 7 year old Bobo-bo. "I'll show yah! I'll defeat every member of the Hair Hunters!" Then he got up.

"*Cough!* Bobo-bo! Don't, he's too strong!" Said 7 year old Hatenko.

"Yeah! He'll tear you to shreds!" Said 7 Year old Battleship.

"Phew, at least that beating didn't damage my beautiful handsome face!" Said 7 year old Jelly Jiggler.

"No! Like how I promised Jelly Jiggler I'd beat him up if he joined the Hair Hunters, I promise to beat this guy up if he joins the Hair Hunters!" Said 7 Year old Bobo-bo whom then began charging at the Giant Notebook's dad! "Haaaaaaaaaaaaa"

1 minute later...

*Pow!* *Pow!* *Pow!*

"So? Feel like giving up on trying to go against the Hair Hunters now? Or must I..." That's when a cat began attacking the giant notebook's dad! "Ah! Who is this? Is this your cat?"

"He's my older brother, Bebebe-be Bebe-be!"

"What?! A cat & a human as brothers? That makes as much sense as Shigeru Miyamoto being Bowser Jr.'s mom & being everyone in the world's uncle & grandpa at the same time!"

Eventually, the giant notebook's dad gave up and ran away!

"Grr...I'll remember this! No-one messes with me!"

"Big bro!"

"Meow!"

Then 7 year old Bobo-bo & 8 year old Bebe-be hugged under the sunset. The End.

AND THAT'S THE END OF BOBO-BO THEATER...FOR NOW THAT IS!!!

"So that's why my student, that I must fail you!"

"That was...so...stupid!" Twilight commentated before a gigantic tear splashed all over her!

"Oh, I'm so sorry for what my father did to you Bobo-bo sensei, for what happened for you & his friends, I'm sorry!"

As the giant notebook continued crying from such a heart breaking revelation about his own dad, he began getting more and more soggy before finally turning into a wet cardboard, metal spring, and paper mush pile.

"Thank you Bobo-bo sensei, thanks to you I'm a new man and I shall travel this world and my own purpose in life! Not as someone's weapon, but as...someone others will love." Then the giant mush pile flew off into space.

"What the heck?"

That's when Writer was hit in the face!

"Dengakuman shard!"

"Yay! I finally make an appearan..." That's when Dengakuman was stomped on! "...gack!"

"Dengakuman!" Shouted Bobo-bo!

"(*Gasp!* Does he...finally care about me?)" He thought as Bobo-bo punched away Writer, but no! Still no respect because Bobo-bo tied him upside down to a tree branch by his leg. "What? Oh come-on!"

"Here I go! Super Fist of the Nose Hair! Hit in the face by a tortilla chip!"

"A tortilla chip? Really?" Said Spike. "What a waste of food!"

"Gaaaaaaah!" *Thud!* "Grr..........I will not give up! Take this! Super fist of the Notebook! Killer Notebook!"

Then a black composition notebook with skull & crossbones as a face came out Twilight & Spike! Which Twilight then teleported each other out of the way!

"Yeah! Run all you like! Once the killer notebook has you in it's sights it will not stop, even if you teleport all the way to the other side of the...huh?"

"I got an idea!" That's when his Afro opened!"Go and get it Light Yagami!

"Another Death Note and another life so I can become Japan's God! So I can become Kira again! Muahahahahahahahaha!" That's when Light Yagami got the Killer Notebook and was teleported away back to Japan!

Meanwhile in Japan...

"Yes...now, with this brand new Death Note, they shall know of a hero, once again! Right Vovo-vo?"

"Hahahahahaha...Ryuk-san told me about all the fun he had with you! Now's my turn to have fun with you! Hope you enjoy it until you have to go back to nothing again!"

"Oh...I will, and I wont make the same mistakes from last time. Mark my words Vovo-vo! GOD IS BACK!!!"

Now back to the story.

"Um...shouldn't we stop that guy? His idea of justice is pretty twiste..."That's when Twilight took a boot to the face by Writer! Who then socked Spike! He was about to hit Bobo-bo until...

"Bobo-bo Beer Belly Block!" He said as his belly became huge and blocked the attack from Writer. Then his Belly went back to normal. "How's that for instant weight gain and loss? Well, of course, no Shonen Jump main protagonist would ever get fat! So who cares?" Then Bobo-bo kicked Writer.

"I can't believe I'm losing!"

"Yeaaaaah.....big shocker." Spike wisecracked.

"You will not defeat me! Super Fist of Notebook! Notebook World!!!"

That's when another giant notebook appeared!

"Hi I'm the last guy's 3rd cousin twice removed to his sister-in-law's great aunt!" That's when the Notebook ate Bobo-bo, Twilight, Spike, and Writer!"

Meanwhile in Notebook World...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Spike screamed.

"Spike, I'm coming!"

Twilight swiftly caught Spike and then they flew safely on the ground, but that's when Bobo-bo landed on them while standing on a box of mugs!

"Hey Twi, least it wasn't a flowerpot." Spike wisecracked, before an actual flower pot fell on Twilight's head!

"I Spoke to soon."

Writer then laughed maniacally prepare for your doom!"

"Where'd you put us?"

"This is Notebook world where I can draw anything and have it hurt you!" That's when Writer jumped into the air and drew 10 Tigers!

"Ah! Tigers!" Spike said as he hid behind Twilight!

"Now my Tigers, attack!"

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair! I summon thee to our aide!" That's when he summoned Dengakuman!

"Yay! It's me again!"

"And he's gonna help us out how?"

"Just watch!" That's when Bobo-bo grabbed Dengakuman "Dengaku buddy, are you ready for Bobo-bo fusion?"

"Wait, did he just say fusion?" Said Twilight. "What's this fusion method? Are you gonna do some dance like a Saiyan or a Gem?"

"No! Dengakuman, now before the tigers get us!"

"Right Bobo-bo!" That's when Dengakuman crawled into the back of Bobo-bo's pants!

"WHAT THE?!!!" All 3 shouted in shock!

"*ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!*"

That's when the ground began trembling!

"What in the?"

That's when a bright light flashed so brightly that the tigers ran away!

"What's going on?!"

Then the light dimmed...

"Fusion complete!" Said a very beautiful woman.

"Who's that?" Asked Twilight.

"She's so pretty!" Said a lovestruck Spike.

"I'm Denbo, I can only sustain this form for 5 hours."

"(Hmm...a fusion form is she? Fusions are supposed to be much more powerful, I wonder how strong this...'girl'? Is.)" Twilight thought.

"I don't care how much more powerful you get! You wont stop me!" Then Writer charged at Denbo, but that's when...

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair!" Then she slapped Writer with Bobo-bo's signature move, super long whip-like Nose Hairs!

"Ick!" Went Twilight.

"And with that my boner is gone!" Said Spike.

"What the? What in the world was..." That's when Writer was smacked by Denbo's Nunchucks!

"Wait! She has nunchucks? Awesome! Can I get some nunchucks Twilight?"

"No! Just because I have royalty level wealth now that I'm a Princess, I will not buy you any lethal weapons!"

"(Jokes on you, I always got plan B, use my firebreath to create steel weapons.)" Spike deviously thought.

"These nunchucks are my family's good luck charm passed down through generations." Denbo explained.

"What kind of family did you have growing up?!!!" Was Twilight & Spike's reaction.

"My dad wanted a son, he said so himself as a ghost! Oops, Spoilers for episode 48 of Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo."

"Okay, take this girly! Superfist of Notebook! Tip Barrage!" Then countless pencil tips began firing at at the 3!

"Wow, I'm really giving my force field spells a lot of use today."

"Ha ha! Those tips can't penetrate these thick scales, that's why my crush uses me as a living pin cushion!"

"That's just sad." Said Denbo.

"Is it sadder than being used as a living mail box by your own mom?" Spike said as he pointed to Twilight who was looking away in shame.

"Hey, that is pretty sad!" Said Writer as he stopped shooting.

"YOU LEFT YOUR GUARD DOWN!!!" Said Denbo as she kung fu kicked him!

"Our turn!" Then Twilight boosted Spike's fire breathe with her magic, causing an even more powerful flame!

"Aaaah! Steel Pencil!" Then Writer went from wood to steel. "Yeah, you can call me the Pencil of Steel, just like Superman, the Man of Steel! And since Kryptonite doesn't exist here, I...AAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Almost everyone forgets, that Superman is also weak to magic!" Denbo replied as she used Twilight as a gattling gun!

"Really? This again?" Twilight complained.

"Psst, Twilight, you think she could be another version of..."

"No, do not call this girl who used to be 2 guys, another Pinkie!"

"Geez, fine!"

"Alright, I got only 30 minutes left in this form."

"Wow, that was a fast 5 hours!" Twilight said before being dropped on the floor.

"Now, to finish you off!"

"What the? What's going on? What are you doing to my Notebook World?"

"It's being replaced with another world! Welcome to....ONE SONG Museum!"

And just like that, everyone got transported to a world where they were on stage and the entire stage were regular animals & anthropomorphic animals...hey, look over there! I spy with my little eye, Classic Sonic, Modern Sonic, and Boom Sonic all tied up to their respective Amy's.

"Narrator, no time for cameos!" Said Denbo.

Fine! That's when Denbo caught a Microphone!

"Welcome to the ONE SONG Museum, here, anything you sing into this mic shall come to life and be used against the baddie right in front of us!" Denbo explained.

"Really?"

"Yep! Now, groove-o-meter ready?"

"You know I am dude!" Said the surfer dude.

"Now!" Then Denbo clicked her heels together as the track played!

Writer's Destruction!

"It's time to start the show!
Time to let writer know he really blows!

That's when a strong wind blew away Writer!

"Aaaaah! I'm being swept away!"

"Me and my friends are gonna beat you with our friendship!
Oh, and also with these giant plastic lips!"

Then Denbo, Twilight & Spike along with some members of the audience began beating up Writer with giant plastic lips!

"What the? She can make others do things as well?"

"Ha...I wont take another hit, she already revealed the way to counter this attack! Tip shoot!" Then a pencil tip shot the mic out of Denbo's hand!

"I got this! Said Twilight!"

"Even the slightest disturbance to water.....it may look like a weak distortion, but will soon become a raging tsunami!"

Then a tsunami slammed Writer!

"OW!!!" Then Writer got back up, well he struggled to get back up. "Oh-no! Do you realize how hard it is to draw or write with a soggy pencil?"

"Spike, catch!"

"Ha! Ha!"

"No! Not the dragon!" Shouted Writer in fear.

"I may look like a cutiepie, but one I will grow up into true threat!
A powerful dragon to whom you'll be in debt!
I will use my fire for my friends!
And blast it all over my fiends!"

Then Adult Spike spewed flames all over Writer!

"AAAAAAAAH!!! THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVEEEEEEER!!!"

Then all 3 put the mic on a stand and began singing in unison!

"The power of our friendship will be stringer than anything!
We will fight against the creeps who try to give out bonds a sting!

We are all so cloooooose...
And no matter where we are the bond carries coast to coast!

Now to show you how much about each other we care,
Here it comes, Super Fist of the Nose Hair!"

Then all 3 gained Nose Hair looking whips that finished off Writer!

"AAAAAAAAAH!!!" *Thud!*

Then Denbo defused.

"Alright, that's one down." Spike said.

"And only Celestia knows how much more to go." Twilight concluded.

Meanwhile...

We see Don Patch dancing.

"Um...what are you doing? I thought you 2 said you could help!" Said Applejack not taking any nonsense.

"We are! This is just how the boss gets ready for a fight!" Hatenko assured them.

"Wow, and here I thought, the great Don Patch, master of Wiggin was going to be a challenge." Said the next bad guy!

Ch.4:The Orange Trio vs. the Purple Loner!

"This is where you die! I am Nagito Uzaki!" Greeted the human male with Green Spiky Hair & Purple Jumpsuit.

"This guy looks like a very badly done Naruto OC." Said Don Patch.

"What's an OC?" Asked Applejack.

"I'll tell you after the main character of this entire fanfiction defeats the final boss! And when I say main character, I of course mean me!"

"He's lying! The main character of this crossover is Bobo-bo!" Said Beauty from the side lines.

"I don't care who's the main character, the horse, handsome guy, and girl over there are gonna become bald!"

"Pardon me, but did you just say...you're gonna make us all go bald?"

"Yep! Skin is where it's at mare!" That's when an apple hit him in the back of the head! "Huh?"

"He's distracted sis!"

"You brat!" Then he threw a kunai at Applebloom!"

"*Gasp!*" Applejack then used her lasso to catch the kunai! "Excuse me sir...but did you just try....to hurt a child?"

"Yeah! We take baldness serious, we'd even kill children and their pets if they dare oppose us!" Nagito explained.

"Oh, this guy is dead meat!" Said Don Patch.

"Let's go boss!" Said Hatenko.

"Yeah!"

"Combined Super Fist! Double Sword Thrust!" They both said in unison. That's when Don Patch pulled out the Don Patch Sword (A green union) & Hatenko pulled out his key shaped blade! They were about to strike until...

"Super Fist of Sneaking: Substitution Jutsu!" Shouted Nagito Uzaki. Nagito then replaced his body with leaves and a huge log!

"What?" Gasped Hatenko.

"Aw-man, he turned into a log! Well, guess we have no choice but to wait until he turns back into a human."

"Great thinking boss!"

"NO HE DIDN'T! DON'T LISTEN TO DON PATCH!!!" Beauty heckled.

That's when Nagito appeared behind Hatenko with his own sword ready to strike until Applejack grabbed Nagito and suplexed him!

"OW!!!"

"He was behind us? That sneaky jerk!

"Why can't hitting you be my job?" Beauty said to herself.

"That was a close one!" Said Applejack. "So Mr.Ninja? Had enough?"

*POOF!*

"What the?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Went a disembodied laugh. "That was my Super Fist of Sneaking: Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

"He's cunning."

"Hahahahahahahaha! Of course I am!" He replied. "Hahahahahaha..."

Then Applejack noticed a rustling in the bushes.

"You losers will never find..." Then Applejack bucked the bush! "OW!!!"

"Yes! You found him...uh..."

"The name's Applejack." Then Don Patch began pouring milk all over her. "What in Sam Hill are you doing right now? Also, is there any reason why I shouldn't buck you so far into the sky you'll merge with the sun?"

"You said your name was Applejack, so I decided to have a fresh bowl of Applejack while I watch my stories." Said Don Patch who then changed the channel on the TV to a cartoon.

Then Applejack bucked Don Patch really really hard!

"What you do that for? I was going to finally figure out why The Carrot and Photo Copier fell in love!"

"I do not take games during a serious situation!"

"Boss! Are you okay?"

"Yep, all this pony did was fix my back, did you see how much I was tensing up when I was sitting on the couch?"

"Well it looked like you were relaxing like you were on vacation when sitting down!" Beauty heckled!

Then Nagito Uzaki got back up.

"Super Fist of Sneaking: Fireball Jutsu!" Then Nagito put his index and middle finger to his and blew out a fireball!

Don Patch then jumped out of the way!

"Sheesh! This guy calls himself a ninja? We haven't even seen a shuriken yet!"

"Oh, you want shurikens?"

"Well, here you go! Lots and lots of shurikens!" Then Nagito threw them at Don Patch!

"Yay! Shurikens!"

"Boss!" Then Hatenko grabbed Don Patch and dodged! "That's it!" Then Hatenko put a key to his head. "Unlock...THE POWER!!!" Then after turning the key stocking out of his head, he became stronger! "Super Fist of the Key: Surfing Skeleton Key!" Then him and Don Patch hopped onto a giant key and began riding it towards the enemy! "Grab on Applejack!"

Then Applejack got onto the key as well!

"Nice try! Super Fist of Sneaking! 2 Mud walls!"

"Oh-no you don't!" Then Don Patch jumped into the air and then tried slicing the walls with the Don Patch sword, but failed!

"Super Fist of Sneaking! Paper Bombs!"

"Aaaaaaaaah!"

"Boss!"

*Boom!*

"BOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!"

Then, as the smoke cleared..."Haha, I'm okay..." Then when Don Patch was completely visible. "Well, except for my entire body!"

"How dare you do that to the boss!" Then Hatenko & AJ nailed Nagito with the giant key! But it wasn't Nagito, it was a doll made of straw!

"Wow, he turned into straw, let's make him into a hat and sell it to a legendary pirate who'll give it one day to a kid who's also the son to the most wanted guy in the world!" Said Don Patch.

"IF THAT ISN'T A REFERENCE THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!" Shouted Beauty.

"Where'd he go?" Said Applejack.

Then Hatenko sensed Nagito!

"*Gasp!* Look out!"

Applejack responded and bucked Nagito!

"Ack!"

"Thank you kindly partner!"

"My turn!" Then Don Patch attacked Nagito. "Take this!"

Nagito was going to block but...nothing happened.

"No really, take it!" Don Patch offered Nagito a snack.

"Chocolate pudding?"

"Yep, now come with me."

"What's Don Patch doing now?!"

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, BOYS & GIRLS, FILLIES & GENTLECOLTS, time for the Bobo-bo theater proudly presents, next installment of...Bo! This episode...

My so called Enemy.

"Why would you offer me pudding? We're enemies."

"We don't have to."

"You really think so?"

"Yeah, why can't we just make peace?"

"I...if you think we should."

"I know we should." Don Patch said while eating a churro.

"What is going on now? A movie?" Asked Applejack.

"Sorry that my friends are so weird." Beauty apologized.

"Oh boss! *Sob!* Your acting puts A list actors to shame!" Hatenko cried.

"Now come-on, let's eat these snacks as the sun burns our eyes because we watched it set."

"Thank you Don Patch, thank you for your kind..."

Then Don Patch kicked Nagito Uzaki down the hill and into the river!

"Aaaaaaah!" *Splash!*

"Sucker!" Then Don Patch ran like heck! "Hahahahaha!"

"You jerk! Get back here! No can be that sneaky but me!"

"Sorry loser, but the only friend I need is my doll Ya-ya!" He said with make-up and a long blonde wig and female voice.

The End!

"Even though that was free, I want my money back!" Then Applejack smacked Don Patch!

"Hey! Don't hate on the Don!"

"(Yes! His defenses are down! Now's my chance!)" Nagito was about to strike but then he was struck by Hatenko's key!

"This fight is over!" Then Hatenko turned the key!

"Wh-what?! What have you done?!"

"I turned you to stone!"

"Noooooo..."

Then Nagito Uzaki was solid and un-moving like stone.

"Hooray! You guys did..." Then Applejack bucked the statue so hard it broke into pieces! "What the? I thought you had more moral than that Applejack!"

"Wasn't me, it was Don Patch!"

"Yeah Beauty! You shouldn't assume things!" Said Don Patch in an Applejack costume.

"Oh now that makes much more sense." Then Beauty pulled out a kusarigama and chased after Don Patch! "Now tell me why would you do that?"

"Ah! No Beauty! Don't hurt the boss!"

Meanwhile...

"Ook Ook! You 3 are going to die by my hands!" Said the Monkey in a karate Gi!

"Trixie can't tell whom the 3 of you smells worse, the walking talking piece of jelly, the boy with a skull on the back of his shirt, or the monkey!"

Ch.5: Pee You! What is With All of This Monkey Business?!

"Quake in fear, for I am the mighty Moon Roku!!!" Shouted the talking monkey.

"Umm...are we going to be sued Narrator?" Asked Jelly Jiggler.

"No, Sue is in Michigan watching her Nephew get married, so she sent a over a 3rd cousin twice removed plus a black T-shirt with green polkadots."

"Phew, that was close."

"Ook! Ook! You guys are going to die by the might of this Monkey's Mondo ki! Or Mon-ki for short!"

That's when the whole world threw garbage at Moon Roku for that bad pun! Well except for Yukiko Amagi from Persona 4 who instead threw him an all expense pass to the Amagi Inn.

"Ook! Come-on guys, let's go on vacation!"

"Ooh sweet, I've been needing some relaxation time!" Said Gasser.

"Yes, this Jelly body has been feeling quite...soft lately." Added Jelly Jiggler.

"Wait, what are we doing? Aren't we gonna..."

Too late, they were already in Inaba's Amagi Inn, enjoying the spas...

"Yes...chop my back harder!" Said Jelly Jiggler to the masseuse who was chopping him with a knife on a giant cutting board.

Then they went 2 on 2 in table tennis!

"Yeah! The Gassen Gang rules!" Said Jelly Jiggler.

"But Jelly Jiggler, they beat us 500 to negative 19."

"Hoof bump!" Said Trixie.

Enjoying the open air bath!

"AAAH Help! I'm melting!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler in pain!

"Hee hee hee hee hee..."

"What are you doing..."

"Shh...I'm trying to sneak a peek at the girls bath young man." Replied Moon Roku.

The monkey had just peeked his head over until...Trixie shot a fire work spell at him!

"D'ow!" *Thud!*

And finally a huge feast before bed! Then after their trip to Inaba...

"Woo! That really freshens you up! Okay, my opponents, prepare too..." That's when Moon Roku blocked a buck from Trixie! "Hey! I thought that trip would lull you into a false sense of safety because we bonded and become friends on that trip!"

"Really?" Said Trixie. "How much of a stupid Monkey are you?"

"Hey! Just because I come from the Donkey Kong Family, doesn't mean I'm stupid! Now take this! Super Fist of Mon-Ki! Ki Ki Ki Ki Ki!" Then Moon Roku began rapid firing energy!

"I can counter that! Super Fist of the Wobble Wobble! Bounce back shield!" Then Jelly Jiggler became a wall of gelatin! "OW OW OW OW OW!!!" Went Jelly Jiggler for not thinking when performing an attack that was bound to fail!

"Loser! Then again, great Idea!" Said Trixie who then made her force field flexible, bouncing back all of the projectiles!

"And have some more shots! Gas Grenades!" Then Gasser began throwing weaponized farts at Moon Roku!

"Aaaah! It stinks!"

"Yes! Now let's..." That's when.

"No wait! We've got this!"

"Sweet! Reinforce..." Jelly's smile then turned to a frown! "No, not these weaklings!"

"I'll start this off! Dynamite Kick!" Shouted Hercule Satan, who was then swatted away!

"Bwaaaaaaaaah!" Shouted Mr. Satan until he crashed into a mountain!

"My turn! Gadouken!" Then Dan Hibiki's Gadouken quickly vanished before Dan Hbiki himself was sent flying!

"Here I go!" Then Big the Cat used his fishing line on Moon Roku who then caught it and and then jerked Big over to him before being kicked away!

"For the Glory of King Bowser!" Shouted a Goomba brigade.

"Super Fist of the Mon-ki! Kiki Bomb!" Then a bomb blasted away the Goombas!

"I'l mis tant de bumbps en vous, vous deviendrez un...!" Was all Glass Joe could say before Moon Roku uppercutted him to the sky!

"Karp, Karp, Karp!" Moon Roku just let Magikarp dry up in the sun.

"Oh come-on! Isn't their someone in this army of disappointments who can land a hit on..." That's when Gasser's words were interrupted as a ki blast whizzed by him.

"Hee hee hee! All of you are nothing but...huh?" Moon Roku jumped.

That's when someone ran past Gasser then grabbed Trixie and Jelly Jiggler!

"What the?"

"Hey! Let go of Trixie!"

"Let's go jellyman and talking blue unicorn, we're gonna punch him at the same time before he lands!"

"I don't know you, but okay!"

"Hmph!" Replied Trixie

Then before Moon Roku's feet touched the ground, Jelly Jiggler, Trixie and the mysterious stranger all gut checked Moon Roku!

"Gaaaah! I can't believe it, I was socked & felt pain by the very definition of disappointments himself: Yamcha!" Shouted Moon Roku before landing on his back.

"Alright, Disappointment Army! Away!" Commanded Yamcha as every disappointing fighter ran off.

"Whaaaaaaaaaat?!" Reacted Gasser. "How did those losers do something so cool?! (Then again, Mr.Jelly Jiggler isn't that good unless he's going nuts with Mr.Bo-bobo and Don Patch.)" He then thought.

"Grrr....GRRRRR!......" Went Moon Roku as he had to accept the fact that Yamcha made him feel pain.

"Aww, what's wrong Roku? Is it hard to accept you were hurt by a loser?" Trixie mocked!

"I'll show you who's a loser! Super Fist of the Mon-ki! Kenanenazaaaaa!" Then a purplish white energy shot out of Roku's palms!"Die Jelly Jiggler!"

""What? Hey! How come everyone just wants to hurt me for no reason?!"

*Boom!*

"Jelly Jiggler!" Gasser shouted. "You jerk! Take this! Gas grenade!"

Roku then dodged!

"Why don't you go and join the dead fool! Super fist of the key! Thin Pizza Shaped Disk!" Roku then threw it and then Gasser dodged!

"Ah! That was my arm you jerk!" Jelly Jiggler complained before reattaching it.

"So, you live?"

"Yep, but you wont after I do this!" That's when Jelly Jiggler slipped off Gasser's collar.

"Gartt...yackack......*incoherent sounds*"

"What did you just do?"

That's when...

"Daboo...daaadaa...dabo da..." Went Gasser.

"Uh...what is this?" Asked Roku and Trixie in unison.

"Quake in fear, for the awesome might of Baby Gasser!"

That's when Gasser punched Jelly Jiggler so hard he went right through a tree!

"See? Fear hiiiaaaa!" Then Baby Gasser began beating Jelly Jiggler with the upper half of the destroyed tree! "Ah! Gasser bad boy! Ow! The..ow! Bad guy is over...ow! There! Trixie, help ow!"

"Heeeeey Gasser!" Trixie called.

"Dabu?"

Trixie then pulled a toy rabbit out of her hat.

"You want the toy?"

Gasser then clapped while making more baby noises.

"If you want the toy, you need to crush Mr.Monkey!"

"That's Dr.Moonkey to you!"

"You have a PhD? In what?"

"I'm a rocket scientist!" That's when Gasser punched Moon Roku! "Oh! That's smarts!"

Then Baby Gasser kicked Roku! Then Punched him again!

"Yeah! Go Gasser! Go!" Then Jelly Jiggler had a gas grenade hurled at him! "Pew! What was he eating today before this story began?"

"D'oh!" Grunted Moon Roku!

"Don't you dare steal my catchphrase!" Then Moon Roku got socked in the face by Homer Simpson, then Homer was punched into the stratosphere! "D'oooooooh!"

"This is getting ridiculous!"

"Trixie agrees!" Agreed Trixie who then held Moon Roku down.

"What the?"

"Trixie grows tired of you! Gasser, finish this guy off!"

That's when Baby Gasser looked at his collar and instinctively put it on.

"Hey guys, what's going on?"

"DID HE JUST COMPLETELY FORGET EVERYTHING HE DID AS A BABY?!!!" Was Trixie and Roku's reactions.

"Now's my chance! Gasser!"

"Let's do it Jelly!"

"Combined Super Fist! 100 Stinky Baseballs hit by a Wobbly Baseball Bat!"

Gasser was dressed as a pitcher, and Jelly Jiggler took the shape of a giant baseball bat! Then Gasser started pitching from Jelly's left side and he replied by hitting every last ball!"

"Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!" He said ow as a bright light caused a scene transition!

And like that...Moon Roku was defeated!

"Alright! I did it! I won a fight without Don Patch or Bo-bobo! Oh Lucky Hanky! Your luck is finally pulling off!"

"That handkerchief is so tacky, Trixie wouldn't dare use it for a disappearing act!

Meanwhile...

"Argh, this is where you 3 meet your end!" The next bad guy said to Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Torpedo Girl.

Ch.6: Jokes and the Joke Hater.

"Okay...what are we looking at here?" Asked a confused Rainbow Dash.

"Har! Har! Har! I be Demon Rubber, and me and my friends are here to leave you bald! No mane, no tail hair, and no coat!"

"Big deal, it'll grow ba..."

"FOREVER!!!"

"What?"

"Like I said, we'll leave you bald forever!"

"No! We need our hair to stay warm!" Shouted Pinkie.

"Don't worry ponies, after I kick this guy's butt, we can go frolic through the flowers with my dear Softon." Torpedo said with a happy face.

"Har har har! Ya'll think you'll defeat me? Never! Now feel the pain of me SUPER FIST OF THE WATARGH! (Water & Argh!)" Then Demon Rubber fired a stream of water at Pinkie, whom of which, caught it with her Party Cannon!

"Wait! What did you just say?" Asked Torpedo Girl.

"I said Har har har! Ya'll..."

"No! The name of your Super Fist!"

"Of my Super Fist of the Watargh?"

"That wouldn't be a pun for 'water' and 'argh' would it?"

"Why yes it is lass!"

"GRR..." Then Torpedo Girl began running! "THAT IS A HORRIBLE PUN!!!"

Torpedo Girl blasted off and struck Demon Rubber!

"Har, har, har! Lass, I'm a giant talking rubber band with Mickey Mouse arms and legs, you really think I can't bounce back a solid projectile such as yourself?" Then Demon Rubber punched Torpedo Girl!

"*Grunt!*"

"Hey! Don't you know it's not nice to hit a lady?" Said Pinkie in housewife attire!

"Oh...sorry, I didn't know!" Said Demon Rubber in a pre-school uniform!

"Don't worry, it's okay son, mommy still loves you, though I might have to confiscate your New3DSXL, don't worry, you can have it back after dinner, how does that sound?"

"Argh, thank you mom..."

"STOP FOOLING AROUND!!!" Shouted Torpedo Girl as she tackled Pinkie and Demon Rubber!

"Pinkie!" Shouted Rainbow Dash. "You okay?"

"Not...really..."

"Hey! What's the big idea?"

"When I hear a bad joke, I can't control myself!"

"So you throw your whole explosive body at them?!"

"Of course because..." Then she posed. "I'M A TORPEDO!!!" Her words then echoed.

"Also because I'm Batman!" Said Batman before getting into his Batmobile and driving off!

"Argh right, time for a..." Then Torpedo Girl punched him!

"QUIT IT WITH THOSE PUNS!!!"

"Har! Yee still can't hurt me because I'm made of rubber! Now take this! SUPER FIST OF WATARGH! Unnecessarily Huge Cutlass!" Then a huge curved sword appeared and he grabbed it, then began swinging it at them! Rainbow Dash got around Demon Rubber and then grabbed him! "Hey! What ye be doing?"

"Now Pinkie!"

"On it!" Then Pinkie panned the screen away from RD and DR!

"Now, for the Buccaneer Blaze!" She shouted off screen before a bunch of shot out of the side of the screen!

"That was awesome!" Commented Torpedo Girl.

"Yes, it was spectacular, but let's nor forget what happens when you burn rubber!" Said Demon Rubber!

Rainbow Dash then gagged at the smell while letting go of the burning rubber band pirate who then drop kicked her away!

"How are we gonna..." Then Pinkie was cutoff!

"Pinkie, catch!" Shouted Cheese Sandwich!

Then Pinkie Pie caught Boneless 2, the rubber chicken.

"Of course! Fight rubber with rubber! Thanks Cheesy!"

"Rainbow Dash!" Party Favor said. "Here! Use the balloon!" He said before giving her a balloon shaped lightsaber before he was tackled by Torpedo Girl!

"That didn't even make any dang sense!"

"Yar har har! You think that reverse psychology thing will work on me? Go ahead! Try it!"

"It's worth the shot!" Said Pinkie!

"Here we come!" Said Rainbow Dash!

Then Pinkie slapped him in the face!

"Yow! Wait! Time out, I didn't think it wou..." Then he was smacked in the face by Rainbow Dash's balloon lightsaber!

"Too late sucker!"

Then Demon Rubber fell on the floor with his back turned and his hands over his head!

"Ow! Ow! Stop it! I want my mother!"

"Sorry, but you're being a really bad boy mister!" Said Pinkie as she and Dashie began beating on Demon Rubber! "Consider this a spanking!"

"Pinkie, you idiot!" Said Rainbow Dash.

That's when Pinkie was tackled by Torpedo Girl again!

"Really?! Are you a glutton for punishment?" Shouted Torpedo Girl.

That's when Demon Rubber saw his chance for a counter attack!

"Rebound punch!" Then he punched Rainbow Dash!

Then as Dash let go of the balloon light saber...

"Super Fist of Watargh! Aqua Harpoon!"

"Dashie!" Pinkie got into her Party Cannon and shot herself at Rainbow Dash to catch her and get out of the way of the sharp water before it impacted onto a patch of grass causing a huge splash! "You okay?"

"Yeah, thanks for the save Pinkie!" Said Rainbow Dash.

"You'll never defeat me and my impenetrable power!"

"We'll never beat him unless we can break through his rubber!" Said Torpedo Girl.

"Or can we?" Asked Pinkie Pie.

"What are you going on about now?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Cheese Sandwich! Party Favor!"

"Yes?" They asked.

"Everypo...everybody, huddle!"

Then all 5 of them huddled together.

"Okay, you guys all understand the plan?" Asked Pinkie.

"Yep!"

"Alright, break!" Then all 5 were in motion!

Cheese Sandwich and Party Favor then grabbed Demon Rubber's arms and legs, then began running in opposite directions!

"What do ye think ye be doing?!"

"Ending this fight right now!" Pinkie answered.

Then Pinkie fired Rainbow Dash out of her party cannon with Torpedo Girl flying after her, then clamping herself on to Rainbow Dash, to go even faster! And that's when......

*BOOOOOM!!!* This Sonic Rainboom was much more powerful as it was given an extra boost by Torpedo Girl! As they crashed into Demon Rubber, they bounced back!

"Ha, har! Nice try lasses!"

"Oh-no, we're just using you to go even faster!" Pinkie replied.

"What?"

That's when The Rainboom bounced back again, going even faster!

"We're gonna keep on bouncing until your rubber can't take it anymore and snaps!" Said Rainbow Dash and Torpedo Girl!

And again, then, the Sonic Rainboom bounced back for even more speed!

"Yargh! Me thinks I feel a tear in me body!"

The Sonic Rainboom got faster and faster as it bounced back until....

*SNAP!!!*

"Yeah! We did it!" Cheered Pinkie as Rainbow Dash and Torpedo Girl broke away and slowed down as they made the safe flight back to Earth."

"Uh-oh, *Hic!* I think...I think going that fast made me..."

Then Pinkie handed her a paper bag.

Meanwhile...

"Hmm...what would pony meat taste like?" Asked the muscly man standing before Rarity, Fluttershy, and Softon. "Oh, and Ice Cream for dessert? Yum!"

Author's Note

Demon Rubber is the parody of Luffy because he's a pirate, a giant rubber band, and for the Devil in his name is because Luffy got his powers from a Devil Fruit!

Ch.7: Hunger Pony Pangs!

"Y-you're gonna eat us?" Fluttershy said while hiding behind Softon and Rarity.

"Yeah! 1st I'll eat you little pony, then I'll have my dessert when I shred the marshmallow pony into itty bitty pieces and sprinkle her all over the strawberry ice cream man!" He explained.

"(Hmph, he doesn't know, but in the manga I'm chocolate...or I'm probably not ice cream at all, and am actually poop! A very badass looking poop!)" Softon thought. "(Wow, I wonder how low Torpedo Girl's standards are to have fallen in love with me.)"

And that reminds me of a funny story in the life of me! The author! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS!!! THE BO-BOBO theater will like to proudly present...based on a true story......Me & my Granduncle!

One day during my Sophmore year, my granduncle....who surprisingly looks like Bill Cosby was picking me and my least favorite cousin up from school, as he was driving, I farted.

"Hey Nathan, did you just poop?' He asked.

"No, no I didn't." I replied.

"Have you ever noticed how chocolate ice cream looks like frozen poop?"

"How can you be so sure?"

"Have your dad eat chocolate ice cream and frozen poop, then tell me what the difference is."

"Grand uncle, 1, he doesn't like chocolate, and 2, he can tell the difference because of the smell!"

"Try it when you get home! Then tell me what the difference is between frozen poop and chocolate ice cream!"

"*Sigh* Okay." I lied!

THE END!!!

"What was that we were forced to watch?" Rarity asked very unamused.

Yeesh, everyone's a critic riiiiight? Ha ha ha...nevermind, moving on.

"So, who are you?"

"They call me Hungerton! And after a fight, I'm always ready for a bite!" Then Hungerton ran at them until...

"SLOOOW, DOOOOWN!!!" Softon then turned his back to Hungerton bent backwards and stop the charging muscleman with a simple finger to the forehead! "You run to fast, you have to make the moment last!" Then he returned to a standing position. "And that's why Goddess Blabsalot is going to take you down!"

"A Goddess? You have the power to summon...a Goddess?"

"Yep, and she's gonna love punishing you!"

A minute passes before Hungerton angrily slaps Softon's hand!

"Like I'd believe something that absurd!" Then he punched Softon! Then kicked him! Then both at the same time! "Ha! Where's your Goddess now?"

Then a black arrow flew by!

"What the?!"

"That's my line!" Said Dark Pit before using the Electroschock arm to send him flying into the sky before a gigantic stone fist punched him right into the dirt! "GAAAAH!"

"Sorry I'm late, I had to take a train, a plane, 3 buss transfers and then a whole 5 ships before I had to take one last train! Travel is sure murder on a goddess's back you know?"

"WHAAAAA?!" Gasped Fluttershy, Rarity, and Hungerton.

"Yep, say hello to my powerful gal pal, Goddess Blabsalot, and now tell me, what are you thinking about right now?"

"Food, why?"

"Well look over there!" Then Softon pointed to a guy dressed like a drumstick.

"Hey, I'm a physical representation of your thoughts."

"Why would I ever imagine someone in such a cheap costume?!"

"And now...SUPER FIST OF BLABSALOT!!! IT'S JUDGEMENT TIME!!!"

"AH! WHAT I DO? WHAT I DO? WHAT I DO?!" Then him and his thoughts were getting beat up until the screen turned white and Hungerton fell to the ground while Softon and Hungerton's thoughts landed perfectly.

"Hmph!"

"I got beat-up, yet I'm still standing?" The Drumstick said to himself before disappearing into the background with Dark Pit.

"Grr....This fight wont be that easy! I didn't even unleash the full force of my Super Fist yet!"

Then Hungerton flattened his palm! "Spatula!" And then he turned his other hand into a hook. "Ladle!"

"Super Fist of Eat! GRAVY TSUNAMI!!!"

Then a huge wave of gravy came at the 3 until Rarity raised huge rocks from the ground with her magic to block the gravy around them!

"I missed?"

"Hummingway, get him!"

Then Hummingway the Hummingbird zipped past Hungerton's cheek, cutting it!"

"Now Fuzzy Legs!"

Then Fuzzy Legs the Tarantula covered Hungerton in webs!

"Harry!"

Then Harry the Bear slashed Hungerton with his claws!

"Okay...I didn't expect that...but I aint giving up yet!" Then he got up and attacked again! "Super Fist of Eat! Burger Patty Shuriken Barrage!"

Then thin burger patties shaped like shurikens were flying at the 3!

"Ha ha! Feel the wrath of dead cows & pigs!"

"Say what?" Rarity said.

That's when she & Softon saw that every last Shuriken was caught!

"...Did you just say dead cows & pigs?"

"Yep!"

"Uh-oh!" Said Rarity.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Asked Softon.

"Fluttershy hates it when animals are hurt or dead, and now that she's discovered that we were getting pelted by animal flesh, she's going to win this fight for us!" Rarity whispered.

"Are you serious?"

"She becomes scary in this state!"

"Awww...did I use your little friends for food and weaponry? Ha! What's a cute thing like you gonna do?"

That's when Fluttershy charged and slammed right into him! Sending Hungerton flying into a tree!

"*Grunt!*"

"Angel! Let's go!"

That's when Angel came and jumped onto Fluttershy's back!

"Ninja Art! Man Beast Clone!"

Then Angel turned into a 2nd Fluttershy.

"...What in the?"

"It's a special type of magic she had Twilight give her so she can use anime powers." Rarity then face hoofed!

"Ooof course!"

"Let's do it! Fang Over Fang!"

"Wait, you can't use Fang Over Fang with a rabbit, you can only do that with a dog!" Whined one of the people reading this.

"Sir or madame, please don't complain here, I'm trying to make a joke here."

"What the?!"

Then Hungerton got drilled by both sides!

"Dooooooouuuugh!"

And like that, he was defeated! But before Rarity could cheer for the victory, Fluttershy put Hungerton's face to hers, where he looked at the stare point blank!

"Now...are you gonna turn to eating healthy right?!"

"Y-yeah! I will Miss Fluttershy!"

"Good!"

"Alright girls, let's go reunite with everyone!" Softon suggested.

Author's Note

I am not kidding, that story about the chocolate ice cream and frozen poop was true!

Ch.8 The Mid-Boss.

Everyone had reunited at the stage.

"Thank goodness you guys are alright." Applejack greeted.

"Heeeey! Why aren't you concerned for me?" Complained Don Patch.

"Because I don't like you!"

"Ditto sister!" Beauty replied.

"*Gasp!*" Then Don Patch began hitting Beauty before Bo-bobo decked him!

"Come-on guys! It isn't over yet! Get serious!"

"Finally you're..." Twilight was then stopped as she saw Bo-bobo & Jelly Jiggler in a fountain.

"Come-on, we can't get caught stealing from the fountain or we'll go to jail!"

"STOP JOKING AROUND!!!" Shouted Torpedo Girl before kicking Bo-bobo and Jelly Jiggler away. "Now Softon, let's enjoy the romantic scenery of this fountain." She said in a sweet voice while forcing Softon to stand with her.

"H-hey! Let me go!"

"I'm so sorry you guys were forced to endure such non-sense from these 3." Gasser apologized.

"Says the big baby!" Trixie remarked.

"Sh-shut up! I can't control myself if the collar comes off you know?!"

As they argue with each other, a samurai stands before them. "Boy, are you guys funny." The person joked.

"Who are you?" Bobo-bo said as he pointed.

"Me? You may call me Nigo (25)!

"We're getting sued by both Bleach & Kamen Rider, aren't we?" Asked Jelly Jiggler.

"Nope, Sue is singing Karaoke with her parents after the wedding."

"*Phew!*"

"Now then, Superfist of the Undead: Haunted Barrier!" He then swung his sword and 3 jumped while everyone else was blocked off!

"Hmm...so you 3 are the ones who'll be the life lines of your friends huh?"

"Life lines?" Twilight questioned.

"Yes, if one of you 3 were to die, all of you will die!" He explained.

"Us 3?" Twilight then looked around to see who here fighting partners were.

"Hmm...that's an interesting tasting life force Jelly Jiggler." Bo-bobo complimented.

"Thanks, I worked hard on it!"

"GYAAAAAAAH!!!" Twilight then separated the 2! "What are you 2 doing? If one of us dies, we all die!"

"Yeah, and I'm only the Mid-boss to the Final boss!" remarked Nigo.

"If one of us die huh?"

"Well, guess we shouldn't be digging Don Patch's grave then." Said Jelly Jiggler.

"Oh Come-on, Hatenko planned out such an awesome wake!"

"Sorry about them Princess Twilight." Beauty apologized.

"Alright, let's begin shall we? Super Fist of the Undead: Zombie Punch!" Then his hand became rotten and torn! "Once I hit you! You'll become a zombie!"

That's when he hit Bo-bobo!

"Aaaaaaah!"

"Nooo Bo-bobo!"

That's when...

"Oh-no! I'm a Crombie without the the Amber & Fitch!" Bo-bobo screamed, looking fashionable.

"W-what?! How did you..."

Then Nigo was shot by Twilight's magic!

"Gyah! Ha! I'm half dead! that stuff only half hurts! My Grunt in pain was only half the truth!" That's when Jelly Jiggler attempted to Karate Chop Nigo!

"Ha!"

"...Is that the best you got?"

"No, my best is when..."

Then the entire world went dark!

"What the? What's going on? What did your friend do?"

"He's gonna show us his best!"

"His best what?"

That's when stage lights turned on revealing Jelly Jiggler on stage as a magician. And now ladies and gentleman! The Great Jigglini!

"Alright, for my 1st trick, I'm gonna need a volunteer."

That's when he grabbed Nigo!

"What me?"

"Yes sir, let's go!"

"Alright, but if I become full dead, it's your fault!"

"Not to worry sir, you can leave everything to me, now get into this box."

"What is Jelly Jiggler doing?"

"Don't worry, he's just executing a secret counter attack!" Bo-bobo shouted.

"WHY DID YOU YELL THAT INTO MY EAR INSTEAD OF WHISPERING?! HE KNOW NOW!!!"

"A counter attack?! Superfist of the Undead: Ghost Escape!" Then he phased out of the box just before The Great Jigglini got a chance to crush it with a 100 ton hammer! "Hey! You moved! Now I gotta redo this!"

"Boooooo!" Then Jelly Jiggler was hit by a tomato! "Ah! Where's the respect for the Jellyman?" Then he exited stage left!

"Oh-no you don't! You aint getting away after fooling me, Great Jelly Phony Bologna!"

"Ah! Ghost! Get away!"

That's when Jelly Jiggler got out his cell phone!

"Hello? This is the Church."

"Yes! Hello? Please get me an exorcist!"

"We're on our way!"

"Really? An exorcist? What's next calling Super Luigi and the Ghostbusters?"

That's when a force was pulling Nigo in.

"What the?" He turned around. "Seriously? You called Ghost Busters & Luigi?"

"Not just them!" Said a teenage voice.

"Really?"

That's when Danny Phantom punched Nigo square in the jaw!

"He also called me! Getsuga Tenshou!"

"Gyah! Ichigo fucking Kurosaki as well? Really? How many references is the author going for this one?"

"This many! Go Giratina!"

"AAAAAAAH!!!" Then Nigo got crushed by Giratina!

"Alright everyone, let's go!"

"See? I told you it was a secret counter attack!"

"That was the weirdest counter attack I've ever witnessed, I think I lost 10 I.Q. points!" Twilight replied.

"Ha, you might be losing lots more with us here!" Said Tom Servo.

"NO!" Then Twilight teleported Crow, Tom Servo & Jonah back to their universe! "IS THERE ANYMORE STUPID REFERENCES?!!!"

"Would you please not ignore me like that?" Complained Nigo. "Superfist of the Undead: Instadeath Skulls!"

Then he fired blue flaming skulls at all 3! "Don't you dare try and use a force field, because these skulls will phase through!"

"What are we gonna do?" Panicked Jelly Jiggler.

"Don't worry, we'll just make a salt circle, that'll keep them away from us!" Said Bo-bobo holding a jar labelled sugar!

"Sugar?!" Gasped Twilight.

"Yeah! Super Fist of the Nosehair!"

Then a bright blinding light flashed! And when it died down...

"Salty and Sweet! The White Shards of Love!" Said Bo-bobo in a frilly dress and feminine make-up.

Jelly Jiggler chuckled as he leapt through the air in a dress and wig, throwing sugar all over!

"What are you guy..."

"NOOOOOO!!! That dress is better than any of miiiiiiine!" Rarity cried as she saw Twilight's dress, fainting afterwards with Spike catching her and Rainbow Dash then fanning her

"Come-on, join in on the salty spread! It might bring bad luck, but I don't believe in stitions, even if they're superstitions!" Bo-bobo offered!

"Uh..."

"DO IT!!!" He yelled in his normal voice.

"Just do it, they'll defeat the bad guy soon." Beauty told her.

"*Groan!* Fine!"

"Splendid!"

Then all 3 frolicked while spreading sugar all around the field.

"What the? Why did my skulls stop moving?"

"Aw-man, salt!" Said a skull.

"Yeah, this sucks!" Said another.

"You numbskulls! That isn't salt, it's sugar!"

"You sure?" Asked the skulls.

"Yeah, watch, I'll put it in this tea and have you taste it......dang it I forgot you guys can't taste the sugar!"

"Not just sugar, we can't taste anythiiiiiing!" Then all the skulls began crying.

"Hey! Stop crying! You're putting each other out!"

"Come-on guys, let's go to the afterlife and get our bodies back to taste everything!"

"YEAH!!!"

Then they all flew away.

"It worked? (How much more sense will this not make?)"

"Grr...okay! You asked for it!"

"No! We didn't!" Panicked Bo-bobo and Jelly Jiggler.

"Super Fist of the Undead: Surviving Selfdestruction!"

"*Gasp!* Guys, get inside my magical dome!"

"..."

"Huh?" She wondered where they were until...

Bo-bobo and Jelly Jiggler were vandalizing Twilight's force field with a permanent marker.

"What the..."

"Man, doing things to not protect myself is hungry work." Said Bo-bobo. "Come here Jelly!"

"Huh?"

Then Bo-bobo began eating Jelly Jiggler.

"What are you doing?!" Shouted Twilight.

"Don't worry, it's fusion!"

"FUSION?!!!" The Mane 7 gasped.

"BO-BOBO FUSION!!! AAAAAAH!!!" Then Bo-bobo shot out another explosion that stopped the increasing blast radius of Nigo's explosion!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Roared Bo-bobo as the ground shook and wind stormed!

Then a great flash happened! After the light dies down though...

"Hi, My name is Mr.Bojiggler, I hate using violence..."And then he pulled out a whip. "...BUT I'LL USE IT IF IT MEANS BRINGING PEACE TO THESE PONIES!!!" Then he sawked Nigo square in the jaw...wait, not square in the jaw, cube in the jaw!

"And that's why his debut episode was titled: The Pacifist that Packs a Punch Like a Pugilist!" Pinkie said out loud.

"Wait, how do you know that?" Asked Dengakuman.

"I love your show, why aren't you guys adapting Shinzetsu Bo-bobo though?"

"Uh...Hey look! Nigo is still standing!"

Then Nigo got back-up.

"What the? Aren't you just a contradictory warrior!"

Then Mr.Bojiggler pulled out a laser rifle. "You wanna say high to Mr. Bang Bang?"

"What?!"

That's when Mr.Bojiggler began shooting!

"Trust me, this hurts me a lot more than it hurts you! Really, it does, see how much emotional pain I'm in causing so much physical pain to you?!"

"Yeah, somebody call a therapist!" Twilight remarked.

"Now, time for my quiz of peace."

"Quiz of peace?" Nigo questioned.

"Yes, are you questioning my quiz?" Mr.Bojiggler said with a threatening face.

"No...no sir! I love the characters that Johnny Young Bosch eng dubs, like yours Mr.Bojiggler! Especially yours!"

"Good, I will give you 5 questions, if you answer them correctly, I will give you this neat smiley face button." He smiled. "But if you fail...I'll take you down!" He said while wielding a flamethrower! "Now, for question number 1: When you see a cock fight, what is the 1st thing you do?"

"Easy, you call the cops!"

"Wrong! You jump in there and break them up yourself!"

Mr.Bojiggler then grabbed him with his nose hairs!

"Take this! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: BOOGER IZUNA DROP!!!" His voice echoed as he slammed Nigo to the ground!

"Now, question number 2, If I were to tell a totalitarian state the total number of totem poles for a tartar sauce fight, how much tart pork tartar do I need?"

"THIS QUESTION MAKES NO SENSE!!!"

"WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!" Then he pulled out a cannon! "Fire the Spikegaku bomb!"

"Spikegaku Bo..." Twilight's words were halted as a purple and white ball fired from the cannon!

"Aaaaaaaaah!" Spike & Dengakuman shouted before hitting Nigo and causing an explosion!

"Spikey Wikey!"

"And now sympathy for me?! You jerks!" Said Dengakuman before getting stepped on.

"Now, question number 3: What is the name of this movie?" He then showed him a movie.

"That's a foreign movie, how do you expect me to know the title?!"

"ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!!! IT'S KAMEN RIDER TAISEN GP, you dumbass! Now take this! I summon Sleeping Beauty's ugly inbred cousin!"

Then a rhinoceros appeared!

"Get him!"

"Hey handsome, I heard you were evil! I'm gonna kill you!"

Then Nigo was impaled!

"Ow...is my torment over?"

"YOU ANSWERED INCORRECTLY FOR QUESTION 4 YOU IDIOT!!!"

"What?!"

"I ask the questions here! Now take this!" Then Mr.Bojiggler grabbed Twilight Sparkle.

"Wait, what are you doing?!"

"Horsey Spear Attack!"

"Gack! That's the same attack from the last..."

"Horsey Drill!!!"

"I'm getting dizzy!

"It hurts so baaaaaad!"

"Alright, time for the final question for peace!"

"(I GOTTA GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!!!)"

"Okay, so here's the final question, what's the best way to stop 2 kids from fighting over something?"

"Easy! 1st you get in between them, tell them off, then have them make friends with each other."

"And that is why you fail!"

"What?!"

"Now it's time for you to be defeated because my time in this form is almost over!"

"Aaaaaaaaah, no wait! S-see? I turned off the barrier!"

"Too late! Super Fist of the Jiggly Nosehair, Plasma Punch of Peaceful Peace!"

Then Mr.Bojiggler finished Nigo off!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah...oof!" And unconscious he went as Bo-bobo and Jelly Jiggler went back to normal!

"Yes! Now alls there's left is the final boss battle and we save the principal!"

"What?" Asked Twilight.

"Don't, the nonsense is almost over." said Beauty

That's when a great darkness covered the skies!

"What's going on?" Asked Beauty.

"So...you all defeated my minions huh? Well, do you think you're strong enough to defeat me? The leader of Enima? No! No-one is stronger than me!"

Then a warlock in black clothing and pale skin appeared!

"This it guys! After this, we can get theater ready again!" Said Twilight.

"Yeah, let's finish this!" said Bo-bobo in a pig costume.

Ch.9: When All Sense Makes Less Sense Because I Sense The Incense...I Said Incense Right? Not Incest?

Ch.9: When All Sense Makes Less Sense Because I Sense The Incense...I Said Incense Right? Not Incest?

The warlock looked down on them.

"You will all fall by me! Degan Vozaga!"

Degan Vozaga? What a stupid name! We've got names like Hungerton and Nagito Uzaki, but you my friend, you really take the cake here! I mean seriously, what if we had a guy named oh I dunno...Xeenam!

"Hey, Mr.Narrator! That's my dad's name!"

What? Your dad's name is seriously Xeenam?

"Yeah, he's a demon with black spiky hair, red eyes, razor sharp teeth, pale skin, unusually shaped wings, claws, talons, and no pants!"

"Excuse me, but who are you talking to?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Hush lesbian, I'm arguing with the Narrator!"

"I am not a lesbian."

"Really? You look like you're into mares, you're probably bi."

And with that remark, you can consider RD's pet has been peeved, no really her pet tortoise showed up!

"Okay Tank, let's show this guy a world of hurt!"

"Who's RD Mr.Narrator?"

The pony you just called a lesbo, then called bi!

"Ah, I see now!"

"Rainbow Bullet!" Then Rainbow Dash flew at Degan with the tip of Tank's shell in front to look like a bullet!

"Super Fist of X! Alligator Hand!" Then his hand turned into an Alligator's head!

"Huh?" Then Rainbow Dash dodged!

"Okay, new plan Tank! Applejack, lasso hammer throw!"

Then AJ got Rainbow Dash by the belly and then spun her around and Rainbow Dash then flew faster to pick-up speed!

"Hurricane Shell Toss!" Rainbow Dash threw Tank at Degan but that's when...

"What is that guy doing?!" Shouted Rainbow Dash when she saw Bo-bobo in Tank's path.

"Hello, I am Russian Donkey Salesman, you can have this high quality donkey for only 10.99!" He offered in an Indian accent but also in the Chinese language!

"I'm getting too old for this!" Said Cranky Doodle Donkey.

Thank's when Cranky bucked and sent Tank flying towards Canterlot Castle, smashing a wall!

"Tank!" Then Rainbow Dash rushed to Canterlot!

"One down." Degan said proudly.

Then everyone looked angrily at him...well except for Dengakuman and Don Patch who were playing, hey! That's my Wii U and my copy of Smash!

"Oh-no, let's finish the game before the Narrator..."

*Bam!* *Bonk!* *Biff!*

"What the? How come he only beat up Dengakuman?" Don Patch wondered.

Because you're gonna be an important part of defeating Degan.

"Oh, so you mean I deal the final blow?"

No.

"What?! Then how am I gonna have a significant importance?"

Just wait for it you idiot!

"Fine, but I wont enjoy it, instead I'll just skip ahe..."

*DONG!!!*

"Oh-no you don't!" Said Beauty with her fist firmly placed onto Don Patch's forehead.

"And another down! Now all of you shall fail! Super Fist of X: Rapid Scattershot Bombs!" Then bombs shot out of his palms

"I got a counter attack!" Then he grabbed Pinkie and Spike!

"Super Fist of the Nosehair: Extra Volume!"

Then Bo-bobo squeezed Spike, causing him to blow heated air at Pinkie's mane, causing her mane to grow! The Bombs then bounced back at Degan!

"What the? Protective Wall!" Then he put up a square force field to protect him from the explosives!

"You let your guard down!"

"How did you get behind m..." Then the back of Degan's head was struck by Jelly Jiggler, Rarity, Hatenko and Trixie! Degan's focus was corrupted, then dropped his force field Trixie and Rarity raised their own shields as the bombs hit Degan.

"Hey guys! You forgot to put in the force fie...aaaaaaaah!"

Bombs were being bombarded at Jelly & Degan.

"Ow! That hurts!"

"Ha! On the bright side, if you die, I'll be closer to winning! D'ow!"

"Let's do it Gasser!" Said Bo-bobob.

"Right!"

"Combined Super Fist: Nosehair fuse!" Then Bo-bobo shot a giant bomb out of his nose with one of his nose hairs as the fuse!

Bo-bobo then cut off his nose hair and Spike lit it! The bomb then detonated in Degan's face and the bomb blasted smelly gas in his face.

"Gross! What is this?!"

"My farts!" Replied Gasser!

"Now to blow it up in your face!" Bo-bobo announced.

"Don't think so! Super Fist of X: Frosty Wind!" Then a chilling wind swept everyone up into the air!

"I got an idea!" Then a Kamen Rider popped out of Bo-bobo's head!

"Rider Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

Then the Rider kick struck Degan Vozaga! The resulting energy caused another explosion that happened behind the Kamen Rider.

"Great job Kamen Rider, now get back into my head!"

"Did I just explode?! Okay, you guys are impressive, but..." Then he caught a can of pees. "What the..."

*BOOM!!!*

"That is it! Super Fist of X: Instant Rock Hard Punch!" Then he punched the air which also caused a punch to everyone which was as hard as a rock!

"Super Fist of X: Cheating Lighting!" Then lightning came down on them all, but Twilight, Trixie and Rarity tried to block it! Unfortunately the lighting phased through their force field and it then struck everyone!

"SUPER FIST OF X: 1 BILLION GIANT X SHAPED SHURIKEN BARRAGE OF I DON'T CARE, I HIT YOU!!!"

Then giant shurikens shaped like the letter X were fired at them, it didn't matter how much they dodged, blocked, or ran, the shurikens shrugged all of their defenses off and hit them!

"Argh...what are gonna do? He keeps on spamming cheat attacks!" Said Fluttershy.

"Are we doomed?" Asked Softon.

"*Gasp!* My Softon! Hey jerk face! You made my Softon feel like there's no hope and when someone messes with my boyfriend's cool, they die!" Then Torpedo Girl rocketed her self incredibly fast! "I don't care of I do overheat, you're going down!"

"Super Fist of X: Halt!" Then Torpedo Girl was stopped in her tracks and in mid air! "Super Fist of X: Steel Knuckles!" Then his body became complete steel and then he swung hard at the frozen torpedo. "Now, Seize Halt!"

Torpedo Girl was unfrozen, but was met with an incredibly bad pain then she fell to the grass!

"That's another downed comrade of yours!"

"Bo-bobo...you got something to help us win?" Asked Twilight.

"Sure do! It's called: BO-BOBO FUSION!!!"

"You can still fuse?"

"Nope!"

"What?!"

"Just kidding with you Princess! Bahahahah!" Laughed Bo-bobo in a kindergardner uniform. "Don Patch! Jelly!"

"Transform mode!" Then Don Patch retracted his spikes and limbs and then a puff of orange smoke caused him to shrink! "Becoming candy!"

Then Don Patch flew into Bo-bobo's mouth and then Jelly hopped in after. Bo-bobo's body was bathed in a bright light that Dengakuman used to sunbathe! After the light subsided...

"Aw-man, I'm still baby skin white! Totally lame dude!" Dengakuman complained.

"Fusion complete!" Said the man with a half yelling, half talking voice.

"What is that?" Said Degan.

"Hello, I AM Bobopatchiggler!" The Black and Purple Spiky haired man with light blue eyes, crown looking thing with a red jewel, and badass blue uniform. "I may only remain in this fragile human form for one minute, which is how long it'll take to end you!"

"I don't think so!" Then Degan ran at Bobopatchiggler. "Super Fist of X: Extre..."

*SHING!!!*

Bobopatchiggler countered with a swing of his sword!

"Happy Man Merciless Sword!" The sword's pommel was purple and yellow, while the hilt looked the same as it's wielder's crown. It was a long sword with the face of a normal person as the blade's tip!

"That is the weirdest sword I have ever seen!" Said Spike. "And I know for a fact that Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days has an umbrella keyblade, UMBRELLA KEYBLADE! The Happy Man Merciless Sword is weirder than the Umbrella Keyblade!"

"And now..."

*Slap!*

"Brand of the Happy Man!" BoboPatchiggler's sword left a mark shaped like the tip!

"What the heck?! This is so weird!" Degan Vozaga shouted. "Oh, and also, isn't his name weirder than mine Mr.Narrator?"

No.

"WHY NOT?!"

"I never questioned it when he 1st debuted in the show."

"Enough of this breaking of the 4th wall Degan, because I have only 30 seconds left and I shall use those to use my ultimate attack!"

"Your ultimate attack?!"

"MAJIDE TIME!!!" Then Bobopatchiggler and Degan Vozaga were sent to another dimension.

"Hey! Why are we in space?"

"Welcome to Majide Space! Here, only the rules of Majide apply, when you have the nerve to say the phrase: 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?!' Majide Space, time and space wont apply, only Majide will apply!"

"Are you serious? Oh-no! I said it!"

"Here they come!"

"What?"

"The Ketchup Dog has arrived in his space hamburger to attack 1st!"

"What?" Then he looked up!

"Spicy blast!"

"It's in my eyes!"

"Okay...so the only way to survive here, is if I don't say...are you serious...DAMN!!!"

Then he was hit by meteors shaped like kitties chasing pidgeons!

"Are you serious?"

Then a star came over, sang the blues and blew up in his face! But instead of causing a black hole, it summoned a giant pancake that caught Degan and was then devoured by Abraham Lincoln!

"Delicious!" He explaimed

"Are you serious?!"

Then Degan found himself inside Abe's stomach where Cartoon Network characters were partying!

"Hey, welcome to the party!" Clarence greeted.

"Hey! Look out, you almost stepped on Smurfette!" Shouted Papa Smurf.

"Are you serious?!"

That's when Eddy from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy stole from Degan's pocket!

"Hey! That's my wallet you brat!"

"Ahem!" Said Numbah one with guns pointed at him.

"*Snicker!* Are you serious? Those are nothing but condiment cann, aaaaaaaaaaah!" Degan was then shot with real lasers! "Are you serious?!"

"Now, Majide Metamorphosis!" That's when Abe Lincoln's digestive system transformed into Rio!

"Are you serious? Why are we in Rio?"

"Mario and Sonic are coming to the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio!" Replied Teenage Ben Tennyson.

"That's where the next Mario and Sonic crossover will take place? Are you serious?"

"Yeah!" Then every last Cartoon Network Character punched him out of Rio!

"It looks to me that you enjoyed Majide Time! But my time here is almost up, I must finish you now!"

"Are...you...SERIOUS?! Wow, that was the longest minute I have ever witnessed!"

"Yes I am!" Then Bobopatchiggler rode on his pink bicycle towards Degan Vozaga!

"SUPER FIST OF THE EYELASH!!!"

He shouted with a little more accent when he said eyelash!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah.....oof!"

"Well, that went well!" Said Bo-bobo after defusing, with his feet standing on Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch.

"Thank you Bo-bobo, you saved our pla..."

"Um darlings? May I interject? Do any of you hear a whistling noise, like something falling down?" Rarity asked.

Everyone looked around until.

"LOOK OUT!!!" Fluttershy shouted while looking up!

"THIS IS FOR TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!"

Then a rainbow nuke struck Degan and sent everyone flying!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

Months later...

"Boy, thank goodness we were able to complete the preparations for the Crossing Roads Festival." Said Twilight Sparkle.

"Yeah, I was worried what Rainbow Dash did would set us back for 2 months!" Said Spike.

"Sorry about that by the way."

So the Crossing Roads Festival began, citizens of Equestria all had fun and mingled.

Later during the play.

"Welcome everypony to the Crossing Roads Festival, and for pageant we present to you, our opening act, The Great & Powerful Trixie Lulamoon!" Twilight announced!

"Good evening everyone, for my 1st trick, I shall pull not one, not 2, but 10 rabbits out of my hat!"

Trixie then levitated her hat, turned it upside down, then pulled something out!

"What the? This isn't a rabbit!"

"Hey guys!" Said Bo-bobo!

"No!" Then mane 7 shouted.

*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

And like that, the Crossing Roads Festival ended with an explosion that covered everyone with soot!

The End everyone, I hope I confused you greatly!