There Were Aliens In Equestria?

"Are we lost?"

"No no no of course not! Besides, we have Giggle Maps."

"Giggle Maps doesn't work here, Dash."

"Well, we're still better off with Giggle Maps that doesn't work than Pear Maps that do.

"Do muffins work?"

"Hey! Careful, Derpy! Ouch! My wing still hurts from that fall."

"Sorry, my bad!"

"Nooo! The Flux Capacitor! Argh! Don't get that on my tie!"

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The five ponies stumbled around inside a dark cavern. Even with two unicorns with their horns lighted up through magic, the rock walls that surrounded them made every way they went, the wrong way.

"This place looked a lot smaller from the outside. I knew this was a bad idea." said Lyra.

"You were the one who wanted to take a peep into that hole in the ground. Ah! My wing, Derpy!" commented Rainbow Dash.

"My bad!"

Lyra looked at Dashie with an annoyed expression. "You suggested that we jump in! You said you encountered Diamond Dogs before!"

"I did! And if you hadn't made such a big deal of the hole in the ground, I wouldn't have suggested for us to jump in!"

All of a sudden, as if sharpened by the clean edges of the pure material that made up the other unicorn's teeth, these words were heard. It was pretty scary too.

"Stop it! Both of you!"

Lyra and Rainbow Dash stopped their fiery word battle and turned to look at Colgate.

However, before Colgate could say another word, the walls surrounding the ponies began to shake. Stalactites and other rocks started falling from the ceiling. Rainbow Dash tried to evade the stone rain but in a matter of seconds, the entire roof had collapsed.