The Playa

He knew that when he woke up he needed to get the hay outta angels house he barely escaped when he bumped into somepony the stallion introduced himself as Richard

"you must be the alicorn they are calling "The Playa" Richard said

"who would spread that rumor?!" Duality replied with glare

Richard a said with a cool head"relax! Chill out not everypony wants to attack you in any way just on mere rumor"

they actually went out to eat and talk about different things developing a bond between themselves and ultimately calling themselves homies then when everything seemed to die down and he stayed at Richard's pad a letter was issued bearing the royal seal turns out "The Playa" had gotten shimmering beauty and treble star pregnant! and worse yet! It was more public and he had no job still Richard's stayed calm and said with a relaxed mind

"homie I'll represent you in court" duality panicked as the court date was seven days exactly so he set out to hide from the two dramatic mares he had impregnated! then once the court date arrived it was only a matter of time the court was in utter silence and shocked possibly at the playas "accomplishments" the persecutors spoke first these two lovely mares were violated the least the rapist could do is try to redeem himself by taking care of his children! The court tilted towards the defendant with vile thoughts and insulting sneers then Richard spoke in a chill manner

"mares and gentlecoats of the court hear my words, your right my associate did have sexual intercourse with these lovely mares but you don't know him enough to accuse him of rape where's the evidence? The meat of these accusations?" His calm tone was convincing they looked at the persecutors with expressions of confusion and started to argue amongst themselves until the judge brought order to the court some false witnesses attempted to testify against the accused and some of them lied well and were believed others were questioned further and banned from the court room so far the court room was almost tranquil as the judge rendered his verdict

"duality you are dismissed of all the charges laid before you however! If you ever have sex with any other mare right now while your children are being formed you will suffer the consequences since you have no job you can't pay child support so you will not see these mares again until you get a proper income! Case closed!" The jury was relieved to hear that all the tensions had come to an end for the time being everything was better despite the drama that would soon follow