EX-Cakes: the second serious/sad version
I woke up the day that Corrupt Dash revived me.
"WHY THE HELL AM I ALIVE!?!?!? I CHOSE I DIDN'T WANT TO SUFFER!!!" I yelled. She looked at me and smiled.
"You and Dash are free." she said.
"What?" I asked.
"You heard me, go ahead." she said.
"Where's Dash?" I asked.
"She'll be awake soon." she said.
"I needed to shock you quiet a bit to get you up." she said.
(Remember IRL you CANNOT revive someone by repairing the fractures of bones and shocking them I'm SURE it's way more complicated)
"You're going to Ponyville." she said
"Wait... I used to live there. I feel like something's there waiting for me." I said
"You're probably just a little paranoid. It's natural." she said