Adventures In Equestria

Good idea, your huge vagina would've gotten in the way if you decided to fight.

"Uh h-hello? Mr. or Mrs. Tall Thing. Do you speak Equestrian?" You asked the creature as you slowly flew closer. Rainbow looked at you as if you had lost your mind.

"I speak all languages." The creature boomed out in a deep monotone voice. It still  didn't turn to look at you.

"OK well that's good. Now um, who are you?"

"They call me Kieth. Kieth The Cloud God!"

"Ok Keith I-"

"No, it's Kieth!"

"Keith?"

"NO DAMMIT! KIETH!"

"Ok got it, Keith."

"JUST GET ON WITH IT!"

"OK! CALM DOWN! Anyways Keith my friend and I have been noticing that a lot of cloud have been going missing. Do you know anything about that?"

"Yes! I am the reason they have gone missing. I need them to construct my army! MUAHAHAHA!"

"An army of.....clouds?" At this point Rainbow Dash flew closer as well. The creature suddenly stopped being so frightening.

"Yes fools! You see, my powers allow me to transform any cloud into a cumulonimbus! The very cloud-"

"That cause storms." Rainbow butted in, her face draining of color, probably. She has fur, it was hard to tell.

"Yes, let me finish please. I'm travel your pitiful little world with my army of clouds destroying everything!"

"Why!?" You yelled out.

"YOU PONIES CONSTANTLY DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL CLOUDS! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR STUFF DESTROYED!" The creature finally turned around revealing that it's face was a cloud! Literally, everything from the mane line down to the neck was just a cloud.

You and Rainbow gasped in horror as the creature held up front hoof things and started spewing gas out of the of his appendages. This gas quickly formed dark grey clouds that quickly approached you two. A bolt of lightning shot out of one, hitting Rainbow Dash and causing her to pass out. Now that cloud was moving towards you. Time for some quick thinking!

Fight

Run Away