Adventures In Equestria

Did you even read the title!? It's called Adventures In Equestria! Not an average uneventful day in the land of magical god damn horses!

Yeah, you do need stuff. Getting up from the table you finally exit your home and begin walking to the market.

You finally reach the stretch of road with various stores on either side, a.k.a. the market. As you're browsing the various fruits, vegetables, wheat products, magical items, pogo sticks, poisons, live animals, dead animals, actual slave ponies, glues, stews, blues of all hues, and Jews, a loud voice yells out to you. You turn around only to find your friend Rainbow Dash.

"Hey whatever your name was. I needed your help with this adventure I'm going on. There's going to be monsters, and magic, and probably a lot of fighting. So you wanna tag along?" She asks in squeaky yet cute voice. You simply smile and answer...

Yes:

No: