Seven Days II

Stop! Please remain calm and please do not panic your just trapped here forever

Hello I am Robotic Open-minded Bird Intelligence Never-ending. Robin for short

Hello everyone, pleased to meet you all so how are each of you today?

You are 99% miserable for your whole life enjoy your 1% of happiness

Searching, found, reading, reading, deleting, deleting!

Sir, I am finishing this fight

Ain't you a little old to be playing with dolls? Sir

Error! Please report, error cannot find problem error

Gender? Searching, searching found Robin is a female.

Asi que la combinación es... Uno, dos tres, cuatro, cinco? Esa es la combinación más estúpida que he oido enmi vida! Esa es el tipo de cosa que un idiota podria tener en su equipaje!

Nobody? Hello sir Nobody I am sorry to say but I think your name is odd

Greetings, friend. I am Robin, CEO of Seven Days II. As you've no doubt learned after your time in cryosleep, pony civilization as we knew it was utterly destroyed over a thousand years ago. We've attempted to rebuild as best we could with the only remaining book on the planet... [sigh] The Rock Says, the autobiography of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.

Why not? Why can I not chose is there no free will in Equestria anymore?

Miss, miss please stop banging your head do you not want this five star meal? Or you can keep banging your head whatever makes you more comfortable

Impossible cannot help, sorry.

Thank you for remaining calm sorry but - error!

Wait! Wait! Miss please I need help I think I am broken I should not be broken there is something wrong with me! I think it is - Error!

Please sit down, have a seat

Phoenix top five games are - error!

I would say it nice to meet all of you but it is not nice to lie. Wait why did I say that I am so, so sorry please forgive me

Sorry, we are closed

Sir, you are needed.

No sir I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir

Mister Phoenix is a great, how do I put this lightly? Sorry I cannot so I am not going to say anything

Let's say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

Chariots, it's Robin so I have just be informed that the likelihood hood of me being the only Robin in different stories is what the actual number Master Lucky Dice?

Right. Zero. So I'm going to use a code word and it will be chariots.

So if you don't hear chariots that another Robin remember you have an license to kill on this one... What, well Master Lucky Dice says that might destroy FIMfiction in a whole so use your own judgement.

License to kill.

Also that Mister Phoenix guy he a jerk. Instead of sending me the apology fruit assortment he promised for Seven Days II, he just sent a whole bunch of angry wasps with a chapter that doesn't help the story at all! I'll find a way to get back at him, don't worry. You keep on reading and don't be afraid to get messy with it. We'll just see who wins this deadly games of cat...I mean unicorn and Bird

There is no fun but it is easier

Error! Error! Error!

Space! Stars, planets space!

Dad is that you? Are you there? Yes daughter I am here we both are here in this little room. You mean I am not in space right now? Yes, Oh that sad.

High ho adventures ready to set out and fight some dragons? Well to bad because you suck! Ha, ha, ha

Merry - merry- merry - merry Halloween

If you want to open the menu press the start button. Why are you looking at me like that?

I was searching a story called Seven Days and I have nothing good to say about it, ha well it is not nice to make fun of poorly written stories.

Note five hundred and seven. Vampire do not sparkle I am not even halfway though this story and look at the problem

But - but - but - but - but - but - but-but - but - but

Error! Nice - poorly - Discord - Disney - Error! - Meanie pants

I guess I will just stay here for now

So I was walking down the North Pole and hmm... I don't know where to go with this joke

Please feel free to ask of anything you want?

Besides that.

Love?

Sadness?

Why are you sad miss Rarity?

I am sorry but I cannot help you but the orders of the sir

I have to leave sorry goodbye

I am Robin age twenty-seven gender female type pegasus and I do not work for you anymore you big meanie pants!

Sir, is the best evil villain in any story

It wrath sir

Line sir

Huh? Mister Phoenix edited Seven Days I was wondering why the end of the world was happening.

Sorry master Lucky Dice but sir has over written my programming

How may I be in service, master Lucky Dice?

Born seven, eight, nine - nine - nine - nine - nine - nine

Daisy... Daisy

Give me your answer do

I'm half crazy

All for the love of you

Sir, something maybe wrong with me please 'Error!'

Master? Master Lucky Dice! Please help me 'Error, error!' I need repair!

Fluttershy confirm, Rarity confirm, Pinkie Pie confirm.

Miss Rarity sir Looker is sure to come to your rescue is 1% out of 100%

Hello miss Princess Twilight Sparkle I am Robin

Pinkie happiness with this miss Rainbow Dash will never work sorry.

Error, error, error! Needs repairs error, error!

Lemons burn, lemons hurt, do not take lemons.

You are a wizard... Just kidding your nothing

Miss Fluttershy kindness will be the end of her.

It is a Cyclops sir

Error no information impossible

One pony is not real, one of the items are this pony confiending, confiend this pony is - Error, error!

Robin should not be broken, Robin is perfect please help me with error!

In the beginning we were just colts. Colts that grew to hardened stallions

Violent is in everyone harmony is impossible you have not done anything to connect you with your friends miss Pinkie Pie

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

No sir. We call it, Mr Coffee. Care for some

Hello and welcome. Please do not panic I want to help you without disobeyed my master.

I am Robin I would like to know you three names please

Hello miss Sweetie Belle, miss Apple Bloom and miss Scootaloo also known as the Cutie Mark Crusaders yay!

Meow, meow, meow, meow

This next line is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. Error.

I think something wrong I kept seeing a guy known as Superman talking to someone known as Batman talking in the coffee shop... Please fix me

After the war, the sword, the book, the rattle, the bow, the scythe, the remote will shown them self's as an evil beast waits in the shadows, but remember to never trust your eyes for they always lie to you only trust your heart.

I been thinking with stuff

Ervery pclaed has an mntuain to cimlb to the top of to feel taht mvmeoet is the bset taht is the tturh miss Sewteie Blele.

Every place has an mountain to climb to the top of to feel that movement is the best that is the truth miss Sweetie Belle

What is an Cutie Mark?

If you can make an loud volume to elmenact off the glass it might brake

If your loud enough the glass might get broken so be as loud as you possible can get. Are you three any good at making loud noises? Why are you smiling like that for?

Sir, I am only five hoof steps away from you there is no need to yell. Please remain calm do not panic

Sorry Miss Fluttershy but sir is in control I cannot help you

No he can I have to do what he ask me to do

Hello miss Sweetie Belle, miss Scootaloo and miss Apple Bloom now my master, Master Lucky Dice is trapped in there if you three can create a loud enough volume the glass will start breaking as sir maybe to busy

Master Lucky Dice will you be able to fix me?

Master Lucky Dice how is this possible?

I was wrong miss Rarity is somehow happy with sir Looker, while miss Pinkie Pie is happy with miss Rainbow Dash this does not make any sense.

Master Lucky Dice are you saying that love can always work if the two love each other and as long as they make each other happy?

Please teach me how

Do not worry miss Fluttershy I am fully repaired there will be no more random out let's I would like to thank you for everything you have done

Yes, yes it is sir

Are you talking to me sir

Why would you be talking to the wall the wall cannot even talk back. Sir

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Rocks are awesome!

Rocks, I love rocks the way how they just sit there are great. Rocks!

You do not want to know, I am going to be having nightmares for weeks

Oh, I am so, so sorry I did not mean for you to get trap in here

Yes sir, right away sir. What ever you want sir

We have more ponies the sir is not going to like this. But he does not need to know ether

I will like to help you please

I can get you in I am Robin but save the saving your friends later being guards is the best plan sir is evil but he is not smart

Sadness? I do not you are right miss Rarity I am sorry if you wish for me to leave I will

Miss Fluttershy I do not know about everything I am just like you maybe a little under you on a scale from one to ten I am a three while you are a six or maybe higher but I am losing my point. Miss Fluttershy just remember the past is history, the future is a mystery and now is a gift that is why we call it the present

I do not know but I can look it up. Let's see here hey it is a book I have not read yet. Reading, reading deleting, deleting!

Friends? I do not believe so miss Pinkie Pie should I start making friends?"

Well I thought it would be good with it idea's and well written characters but the story. The story! I am going to be having nightmares for weeks

Thank you all so much huh oh Sir needs me I am sorry I have to leave

But sir that is...

No sir

Yes sir whatever you wish sir.

Thank you so much Master Lucky Dice

Miss Sweetie Belle and Miss Scootaloo are dating you mind if I call you miss Scootabelle?

Let's start with the name the word Clement can also can be used to talk about mild weather like it quite clement outside

Airhorns so, so many airhorns

If you find a meme that won't die there is a movie called Frozen as it created the perfect song for the never dieing memes it called Love Is A Open Door

I swear I saw a blue bird it was right here a minute ago

I am bird watching alright!!!

Brainscratch? Is that a name maybe a space Brain Scratch

Daughter of Discord? Well it cannot be as bad as the first one? Right?

I was wrong! So every, every wrong!

War & Peace it a nice read really long to boot all well

Bullies? Hold up here I have not looked it up yet is it alright to give children weapons?

Look I do not like you and you do not like but listen here rock I am going to rock you if you do not answer my question!

Look at all the colours girls wow something is wrong is there

Downloading Murphy's Law. Download completed now I know that anything that can go wrong will go wrong!

Re-activating, oh I'm fix again and I'm stop talking weird this great

Wait where are you going there still one more chapter! Yeah you thought the story will end that the epilogue well you would be right if there was a bonus chapter of all my lines of dialogue. Because Mister Phoenix thinks I'm was funny when I was broken but hopefully I see you in the bonus chapter. Please

Master Lucky Dice will you be able to fix me?

Thank you Master Lucky - shutting down

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Why do ponies say no offense right before they are about to offend you?

Do not argue with an idiot! He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

If at first you do not succeed... So much for skydiving

If you steal from one author it is plagiarism; if you steal from many, it is research

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start up a campfire?

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be question about their motives.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually used water.

Whenever you are uncertain and do not know what to do. The Cow of Wisdom always answers "just chill out... And MOO"

The pony brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the movement you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in pubic.

If you dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize

Two things are infinite, the universe and ponies stupidity and I am not yet completely sure about the universe

This was a triumph!

I'm making a note here:

Huge success!

It's hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Seven Days Two:

We do what we must

Because we can

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying

Over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

'Till you run out of cake.

And the story gets done.

And you make a neat plot

For the ponies who are

Still alive.

I'm not even angry...

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart,

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we're out of beta.

We're releasing on time!

So I'm GLaD I got burned!

Think of all the things we learned!

For the ponies who are

Still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...

I think I'd prefer to stay inside...

Maybe you'll find someone else

To help you.

Maybe DisneyFanatic?

That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!

Anyway this cake is great!

It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking

When there's writing to do!

When I look out there,

It makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.

There is research to be done.

On the ponies who are

Still alive.

And believe me I am

Still alive.

I'm doing stories and I'm

Still alive.

I feel fantastic and I'm

Still alive.

While you're dying I'll be

Still alive.

And when you're dead I will be

Still alive

Still alive.

Still alive.