Voided Light

Poseidon let me go and Alice made her way into Ponyville, writing a letter to Celestia as she did. Dear Celestia, I'm on my way to Ponyville to find the artifact you sent me to look for. I have met... Your father, I guess, and he told me some startling information. I would like to request a store, to sell products in as well as a house, Alice. She finished and set it on the ground before speaking.

"My letter is in front of Celestia," she said, before she continued her walk. Upon reaching the edge of the Everfree, near Sweet Apple Acres, a response from Celestia appeared in front of her and she started reading it. Dear Alice, I've had Luna secure you a home as well as an empty store. Please be careful. As for our 'father' he has let us know this. Princess Celestia.

She nodded, only to find herself rushing through some kind of Void. "I guess I'm off to new adventures."

The light dimmed as Alan saw a tannish brown pony, looking around before he caught her eye, “Oh good. I can take this off,” she reached a hoof up to her ear and a small earring popped off. In the time the earring was removed she had turned human once more, still wearing her adventure gear. Alan look at the mare turned human in surprise as he notice something familiar. “ Who are you and why were you Daring Do?” The spirit only growled at being ignored as it’s voice out.

“I will not be ignored you techno worshipping trash!”

It attempted to summon 15 slenderfake as a paper storm surrounds the duo. “I don’t think we’ve got time to talk,” she said, as suddenly the echoes of the beings voice vanished, “Hey! You, dipshit! Yeah! Get a load of this!” She slammed her hands together and visible sound waves resounded destroying the slenderfakes. Alan quickly activate back to his sonic skill as he run around to create a powerful tornado. It disperse the storm when suddenly large amount of the super mutants fired their weapons in attempt for a surprise attack. Alan thinking quickly used time stop as he grab the mysterious woman to escape the barrage of bullets. He ran a good clear as time resume. The supermutants tried to reload their guns until a powerful magical shout broke the silence, sending a whirling mass of flames towards the brutes.

  “Yol!” The super mutants, burnt by the flames, were forced to released their weapons. Alan looked to the source, seeing a man garbed in a black cloak standing ready for the fight as a large, black axe began to appear on his back. The man quickly pulled the axe out after it had finished appearing and charged towards the super mutants, preparing to swing the weapon as he gave a mighty roar. The super mutant’s instinct were forced to challenge the man in physical strength as they charge in with fury. Their valor was great, but the man had an ace up his sleeve. At the last moment, the man changed his course, stepping to the side while executing a spin attack, his axe slicing through the super mutant’s right ankle with an icy hiss.

Alan decided to try to end this carnage by going after the spirit’s location. The spirit, knowing an estimate of the human’s ability to increase his speed to sonic levels, it disappeared from the radar, and now, without their master’s presence, the creatures disappeared without a trace, giving the heroes some time to rest.

“Well I like to say thanks for the help!” Alan started as he greeted the duo. “The name’s Alan Gabriel and I’m not normally like this.” He finished as he started to look over Surprise’s Ipad to change the song. The cloaked man heaved his axe across his shoulders, breathing a sigh.

  “Name’s Soran, nice to meet you, though it could’ve possibly have been in slightly better circumstances.” He said with a slightly nervous chuckle, wiping the sweat from his brow with his left arm.

“Yeah I’m sorry about that. I sorta provoke the spirit since Death wanted me to slay it.” Alan commented as he rubbed his back sheepishly. “So Soran met the princess, yet?”

“Depends what you mean by princess.” Soran replied. “In my corner of things I’ve yet to meet anyone or anything that’s alive and not trying to kill me.”

“Man that sorta sucks. Wait, have you met any multicolor ponies in your journey?” Alan asked curiously.

“None that weren’t a putrefied husk or bandit that was trying to gnaw my hide off, or cut it off with very sharp objects.” Soran replied, placing his axe on his back, causing it to slowly fade into nothingness.

“Well that sucks; wish you luck on finding a sentient that doesn’t want to kill you.” Alan commented as he switched to a serious demeanor. “So anyone have this feeling someone is near?” The void human said as he felt a mysterious presences in the area.

“I’ve got that one down,” Alice muttered, glaring at a presence invisible to either of them. Essence had been drifting near by and take the opportunity to mess with Alice by dancing on Alan’s head.

“I got a dot on my compass bar if that counts.” Soran stated, looking at a seemingly random point.

“I’m used to it by now, after Poseidon, but yes, however,” her eyes began to glow, letting of little wisps of light, as she looked around. “I’m seeing someone of something in that direction,” she pointed off in the direction Soran was looking.

The presence caused the compass to twirl crazily as it released gas from the sides. The gas quickly formed together to a familiar chaos lord as he greeted the group. “Hello Pain wubber and friends. How are you?” Alice struggled not to facepalm as Essence began moonwalking on Discord’s head.

“What the fudge do want you, Discord? “ Alan asked, annoyed by the nickname. “I hope you are here to help or do you want a lesson on why not to sneak on people?”

“Come now, I’m here as a good faith of will to -” Discord was cut off by Alan’s glare as the chaos spirit went straight to the point. “Alright fine, old buzzard breath wanted me to help you, but you seem to have everything well under control.” The draconequus stated, and as he was about to disappear, Alan eyes glowed forcing him to stay put. “Alright what do you want?”

“Oh no, you are not leaving without providing some form of support mister or do I need to tell your sister.” Alan sternly said as he pointed to Soran and Alice. “Greet and grant their wishes as accurately as you can.” Discord raised his eyebrow as the two glared intensely at each other,  before turning his attention to the Alan’s allies.

“Fine what do you three want?” Discord asked with an unamused roll of the eyes.

  “Eh,” Soran began as he scratched the back of his head, “This might sound completely random, but I’d like to have a proper set of warm clothes.” He said, pulling his cloak back a bit to expose his crude sackcloth underclothing. Discord gave a simple smile to the gesture as he snapped his talons while Alan felt a bit shocked by the choice. The dovahkiin found himself in a new attire in a design from assassin creed, though his cloak still sat atop it, though it was now open in such a way that it sat more like a cape which dejected sleeves that did nothing but make him look like an anime character wanna-be.

“ Though I’m not a fashion unicorn diva, but I think a you could use a little something for the face.” Discord commented as he snaps his talon for a Hockey mask. “There it shows how much a monster you are.” Discord quickly went to Alice.

“I don’t really have any requests aside from a question and maybe a weapon,” Alice shrugged, “Can you see the woman moonwalking on your head?” She asked.

“Who and what are you talking about?” Discord asked completely oblivious to what Alice was talking about.

Alice just shook her head, “Doesn’t matter,” she said, “A weapon?” Essence stuck her tongue out and started doing cartwheels in Discord’s eyes.

“Which one a bow, sword, a leak, or a teacup? A teacup is the deadliest of them all you know.” Discord advised getting strange looks from Alan.

Alice shrugged as Essence started sparring with Discord’s pupil, “A sword will work, can you infuse it with anything? Extra powers you know?”

“Sure, but it will be a dowsey, my dear.” Discord said as he tossed a large sword to the girl. It coursed with tremendous (Pffts tremendous, right.) power as Essence began tickling Discord’s nose with a feather. He sneezed from the sensation as a random green shield popped up out of nowhere, Alice eyeing it cautiously. “Well that was unexpected. I wanted it blue.” Essence took the distraction and used the few seconds to turn Discord into his mirror version, without him even noticing.

“And, what’s up with the shield?” Alice asked, leaning down and poking it with the sword.

“Well the shield is made from a powerful alloy that I have thought from…” Discord looked at himself and ask. “Why do I seem different than usual?”

Alan suddenly notice some hidden presence as his eyes glow when he thought.’Holy sweet Jesus, I feel like dying by the mere presence of the one of the strongest beings in existence.’ His burned until he closed them until it stop glowing. ‘Okay I don’t know what that was, but avoid using the glowing eye trick.’ The essence human felt a poke by Discord as he was waiting for his demand. He notice something wrong from the chaos spirit by the way he seemed organized and orderly. Alan by instinct punched the draconequus in the face which reversed whatever happened to him, as well as annoying Essence enough for her to allow herself to be seen. “Can’t you let me troll him in peace?”

Alice sighed, “Meet my Displacer,” she said.

Essence floated over to Alan and flipped upside down, “Nice to meet ya, Mr. eyelights,” she grinned, holding out a hand.

Alan felt like running from the woman based on instinct, yet he resisted enough to shake her hand. “Uuu… n..i..c..e t.o.o me.et ...you.” Alan sad attempt to greet the meta-class cat-traited, mad and musical Void-Dweller.

She tsked, “Social issues, hm? Problem with… Bereerus?”

“No!” Alan eyes began glowing brighter as he close his eyes. “It’s like I’m meeting someone that feels a way like him by so many scales. I kinda feel pressure from being near you.”

Essence blinked, “Oh, right. I forget you lot could feel that, just a second,” she popped her neck and smacked her head a few times, a couple of springs, some miscellaneous robotic items, a bag of marbles, some cotton candy, and an eldritch abomination, called Cthulhu, fell out of her head. “So that’s where those went,” she muttered, catching the marbles, “Cthulhu, stay out of mommy’s head, you know what’ll happen next time. Back to the topic at hand,” she grabbed the container of cotton candy, “Any pressure now?” she asked through a mouthful of cotton candy.

Alan felt the pressure lighten a bit, but the instinct still told him otherwise. “It’s better. Anyway, do you have any idea why the merchant would merge some energy core with my existence.” He pointed at his chest as a glowing orb can seen by her eyes. “Please don’t turn me into a ball.”

Alice in the meantime had sat on a hammock Essence had made for her and was relaxing.

“Well,” she reached into a unseen pocket and pulled out a phone and started scrolling through the contacts, “Depends which one. You’ve got the nice one, and then you’ve got Lucy. Calls himself Lucifer, but DEATH said his real name is Lucy, Lucy Ass. Mind if I take a look?” She gestured at all of him, “Not perverted, just at your coding and objects of power.”

“Sure you can look at it and I’m guessing Lucy since he seems like the guy.” Alan said  while the core seem to be trying to resonance with Essence.

“One sec,” she tapped a button on the phone and took a picture of him, after a second, she nodded, “Yup, it’s not Lucy. So,” she stashed the phone, tossing him one as well as a book, nodding to Alice, “Anything major happen from the powers ‘he’ gave you?” She winked before reaching down and tapping the core, “Nevermind, I know what happened,” she muttered something about having to fix something, “What powers have you got?”

    “Nothing clear except when I focus on something I pull some reality bending without stating that it is.” Alan thought as he rub his chin. “ So impossible stuff l think. Other than the fact, I have a mode that gives me infinite power for 1 min before permanently killing me.” He looked confused, not quite certain about what the book and phone meant only to start messing with it, noting some pretty cool features, before picking up the book, only for Essence to grab it and shove it in the phone.

    “Think that’s amazing, you should see the bill,” Essence said and then nodded, “That lines up,” she reached her hand into some sort of tear and dragged a cloaked man out of it, “Lucy,” Essence said scornfully, “Did you steal a fragment of my power from one of my alternates and have some idiot scientist fiddle with it?”

    The man muttered a few words. “Excuse me?” Essence said, squinting at him and leaning in. He muttered again, “Then say you’re sorry. This is your fault, after all.”

    “Sorry,” he mumbled before Essence slapped him in the head, sending him flying out through the tear.

“Alright I am pissed that you sent me to another world, but I want to know something,” Alan said as he paced around a bit. “Why does the orb feel like we are fused together like a bloody Aizen.”

“Well, while I didn’t actually do this,” Essence said, “I assume my little bit of power saved closest, most compatible person,” Essence shrugged, “Or it was random. As for that feeling,” Essence snapped her fingers and the orb began emitting music, “It’s a very small shard of my power infused with a dead universe. It gives you a connection to me. You can message me or see me, through it. Also,” she pointed at the phone and pulled out her own, “It will power your phone, which I’ve added the Displaced Tome on, giving you information on Displaced, and it,” she smiled and pulled out a sword from the screen, “It can hold stuff. Tokens are the best thing to put in it, because then you can call the Displaced in question. For contacting me,” Essence showed him a contact list, “Just find Essence.”

“I thought Harmony blowing up my Earth was screwed up, but that mindfucked me away.” Emerl muttered as he stared at Essence and said. “So thanks for helping me find my answers and if we could have time to hang out sure.”

“Sure thing, I added a few Tokens to your phone already, they’re the Displaced I made,” she smiled, “They are usually willing to help out,” she revealed herself to Discord, who’s confusion rivaled that of many others Essence had messed around with at this point, who gave a very startling word.

“Mother?” The draconequus asked.

Alan was confused as he asked the guy, “Wait I thought Faust was your mom since you were made by chaos magic and chaos emeralds.” He received a punch as Discord gave a short explanation.

“Think of her as God to Jesus, child! She is the mother of insanity itself in this omniverse.” Alan had only paused before walking away slowly, and then out of nowhere screamed from his mentality being broken.

Essence sighed, “Weird, weird reaction.”

“I think he is screaming because something related to his crazy side. I think it was Sin being related to me in a way.” Discord guessed as Alan returned and just stared at the draconequus.

“So,” she tilted her head, “Schizophrenia?”

“Well Harmony gave him a too much power and created a being in his head. So Yup.” Discord answered as he mimicked a western accent on the yup.

“Can we move on before I somehow end up wanting to destroy the place like I tried to do in hell?” Alan asked

Essence shrugged, “Need some help with that mental issue?”

“A instant fix will just make something not worth fixing, so I should be good.” Alan responded as he directed his attention to Soran.

Essence shrugged again, “Alright, see you,” she started to unravel from existence, muttering something a developing a physical tic and having to rewrite her past again.

“Soran, anything you could have wanted and you chosen just clothes?” Alan asked with curiosity and confusion towards the man’s choice. Soran shrugged slightly, looking over his new clothes.

  “I’ve never been one to ask for ultimate power, mostly because of the old adage ‘power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely’. Add on top of that I was really tired of wearing that mess and I think most anyone could understand if they were in my… heh, nice boots.” Soran finished, looking down at his new footwear.

“Well I would have wished for a bag with infinite recovery items or something along with the clothes, but I can respect the choice.” Alan commented as he continued, “ I have a corrupted side in my regular body who is currently controlling…” Alan trailed off until he remembered the reason he was in the predicament. “Crap! I forgot the bastard.”

“I assume that that means we aren’t in any sort of the clear?” Soran asked as he looked around to area once more.

“It’s just that I sorta did some bad things, while not being in control. By the way, get your axe ready now!” Alan shouted as he dodged an incoming sniper shot from a super mutant. Soran quickly rolled to the side, drawing a smaller sword and a small hide buckler as he prepared for the fight.

  “Well, I guess that you couldn’t have seen that coming anytime sooner.” Soran joked as he started into a zig zag charged towards the opponent.

Alice just watched, jumping up from the hammock and gathering up the echoes and holding onto them for a possible all out attack, only to have to dodge an incoming attack, using perspective to shift its direction back at the mutant and lop of the head of a second.

“Like they couldn’t hit better than a stormtrooper.” Alan commented as he glowed bright before disappearing. After a few second, the essence human returned back by Soran’s side as the majority of Super mutants’ weapons were destroyed. “Knock em dead, big guy!” Alan shouted as he swap to knuckles skills. He quickly punched the first mutant’s head off while applying a seal on the dead mutant.

  “Like I’m any bigger than you!” Soran shouted back with a smile as he leaped to the height of the first, very confused, super mutant he came to. Soran wrapped his shield arm around the creature’s neck, swinging around before planting his sword in the top of the mutated abomination’s head. Soran shifted his weight and jumped off of the beast, watching as it toppled down.

“Boys, boys, put your penises away and focus on the fight,” Alice said, dropping down and swiping her sword in a whirlwind fashion chopping several mutants in half, she looked over her shoulder, blocking one with the shield from Discord, “You call that sword skill?” She stabbed an opponent without looking, her eyes glowing as she changed the perspective, leaving several of the mutants to fall from the sky and hit the ground with a wet smack.

Discord was eating popcorn while watching the fight as he sat near the spirit of the paperwork. He laced his words with chaos magic. “So buddy, I think you should summon the big guns, especially when Mad Mom’s piece is on the field.” The trap soul only glare at the chaos spirit while considering his words. “What? I’m just saying if you keep using these little guys it wouldn’t do much.” It took a moment as he saw the super mutants being dominated by the three beings easily.

“You may be right.” The being started focusing on several creations as a Donkey Kong, Pit, and Link was formed with grey color. The spirit thought he might need a guaranteed win so he added a galacta knight. “why did you help me?” Discord only tapped his chin thinking until an idea occurred.

“Oh! Now I remember so I can do this.” He poke at the spirit as something inside began growing. The center suddenly had a disturbing happy aura that radiates through the area. The spirit widen by the sudden event for his mind has been consume by his source of power. The spirit glared at the chaos spirit with genuine hatred. Discord smirk by his handiwork as he disappeared. The spirit stared at the spot where the draconequus as he shouted.

“DISCORD!!!!!”

“Howling at the moon!~” The draconequus yelled near Alan who rubbed his ears. The essence human was almost got screwed by a blade wielding mutant. He  quickly sidestepped and perform rising flaming uppercut.

“Was the shouting necessary, asshole?!” Alan screamed

  “Dibs on the Hylian!” Soran shouted as he charged towards the Link who turned to face the charging warrior. Link turned fully, bringing out his Big Goron Sword was enough speed that Soran stumbled in surprise.

“I’m fighting the ang-” Alan was about to say before he was cut off by DK tackling him as he dropped his pistols near Alice who shrugged and grabbed one. He pushed the ape off and charge at him while shouting. “King Kong has nothing on me!” He delivered a right hook into the apes face making him dazing the ape. He quickly yelled out. “Discord get me a bloody weapon now!” A random blade appeared as he jumped on the ape and slash the top part of his hair. The ape felt powerless as he slumped down. “Tonight I dine on monkey soup!.” The essence human’s eyes glowed as he punched through the ape’s skull. He swap to his gamma skill and unleash a laser cannon from his chest which completely vaporize the body.

Pit, in the meantime, had flown into the air, and plummeted towards Alice with a screaming battle cry, “AHHHHHHHH!” only for Alice to roll her eyes and make a comment.

“Fuck this,” she turned around and sent a bullet straight into his head before looking around at the other mutants, whilst using perspective to shift Pit to a mortal. “Anybody else wanna go?” She held up the pistol in well? sort of way, only for the others to slowly slink off. “That’s what I thought,” she said.

Soran jumped to the side as Link swung his gigantic sword down towards him, only to have to jump up as the master swordsman swung it along the ground. Soran quickly backflipped out of the range of the sword once he landed once more. Soran quickly brought out his bow after sheathing his sword, quickly threading his arrow into his bow’s twine. In a flash, Soran let the arrow go, sending it straight for the Hylian’s chest, only to watch as Link lifted his sword and caught the arrow on the blade.

  “Very well, we’ll do two handed!” Soran shouted as he put his bow away, taking out his Ebony Battle Axe once more. Link swung his sword about, bringing it down with lightning speed towards the unprepared Nord, who was left with little option but to block the attack with the aft of his axe.

Alice watched the mutants retreat behind a group holding some larger weapons, “Lovely,” she sighed as the rockets came racing towards her. She jumped, landing and rolling on the ground, and came up holding both pistols. Faster than the blink of an eye she reacted to the rockets, sending bullets directly into them, causing explosions multiple times before they ran out of rockets to fire. The debris and smoke cleared leaving her standing there, looking at them, before she spoke, “Well, come on then!”

“So how long did it take you?” Alan asked as he appeared behind her.

She raised an eyebrow, “The fight, or training?”

“Both in general, by the way have a cannon.” Alan said as he detach an arm as it morphed into a sound enhancement cannon. The essence human changed skill again as he suddenly grew bunny ears large enough for flight, gain B-cups breasts, and a dress like Cream the Rabbit.

Alice just stood there before sighing, “More people seemed to have gotten the genderswap fetish lately.”

“Oh, I’m sorry this form forces me into the form of whoever I copied.” Alan commented with a high pitch voice as she used powers to summon ghost-like chaos to attack the enemies. “This is basically my method for seek and destroy.” When one of them touched an enemy it exploded in a sphere of oblivion. The barrage continued until it cleared the remaining enemies as one appeared and snuggled with Alan.

  Soran continued to strain under the force of the Hylian’s attack, beads of sweat beginning to form on his brow. Suddenly he began to smirk as he took in a deep breath. “Yol Toor Shu-” As he said the final word of his shout, a gigantic plume of smoke issued forth, sending him flying backwards, leaving his axe to fall to the ground in the process. Soran shook himself off, looking back towards the black cloud while he hacked puffs of black. “W-what the…?” Soran began, only to be cut off by another round of coughing as he stumbled back farther from the cloud. “The… what just happened?” Soran quickly drew his sword and pulled his pendant out while he finished his final few coughs. “Ria, can you explain?” Suddenly a blue, phantom woman appeared, holding the chain a bit lower, staring off towards the smoke as Link appeared.

  “It appears your shout failed.” She stated simply.

  “Yeah, noticed that, but why did it happen?” Soran asked, taking a few more steps back as Link put the Big Goron Sword away, bringing out his Master Sword and Hylian Shield. “Well shucks...” He breathed before putting the pendant back on as Ria disappeared.

“You two,” Alice said, “Get behind me.”

“Ok just let me get change first!” Alan shouted as she changed into sonic and ran behind her.

“Will do!” Soran shouted as he shot a fire bolt at Link with his free hand while turning to retreat, only to feel something grab his back and begin to pull him back towards Link. Soran slipped as the ground shot out from under him. Soran twirled in the air and saw the chain of the Clawshot drawing him in towards Link’s sword. “Crud...”

“I got you, just watch out!” Alice yelled, Soran squirmed out of the way enough to be fine as she clapped her hands together sending out a huge blast of sound that ripped things apart, knocked them unconscious, and other forms of damage. “YOU BITCHES/WORTHLESS INDIVIDUALS JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK/FUDDRUCKERS OUT!” She yelled. Soran quickly detached the claw from his back, standing up while replacing his fire hand with his shield. Soran then looked at his hide buckler and then at Link’s Hylian shield, and then back at his before shrugging, putting his away and walking over to pick up the fallen Link’s superior shield.

  “Sorry, but I need this more than you if I’m correct.” Soran said as he looked over to the unconscious Hylian. “Not like you’d argue even if you were awake...”

Alan quickly look over the fields of unconscious bodies as he spotted a kid. He dragged child to the group as he ask. “Who has rope or something to prevent this prick from moving?”

Alice tossed a rope that had come from nowhere to Alan.The essence human began tying the child up as he a flash hit his eye. He notice Discord with a camera as he examined the photo. “My, my, Alan I did not imagine you’re both S&M and a pedo.” He directed his attention to the others. “Hey, who wants a copy.” Alan tried to snatch them only for it to disappear. A photo was suddenly handed to each member on the group as he flew away. “Tsk, Tsk Painwuber sharing is caring after all. Imagine if you have became a genderbender model or childmolester.” He place a bandage on Alan’s mouth as the essence human began swearing at the chaos spirit, breaking into a run after the draconequus. Meanwhile the kid began to wake up and notice the group was distracted. He tried to escape only to find bullet shot near his head. He quietly sat back down as Alice wasn’t even looking while pointing the gun at him.

-One chase later.-

Discord was beaten down to a pulp as Alan directed to the  “Alright you asshole, giving you mercy by letting you live.” Alan commented as he explained, “Death abandoned you in this hell, but I’m a good guy to not hold a grudge. So do you want to experience life again,” The spirit contemplated his options as Alan continued, “or do you want to be killed by chica here and sentenced to a hell involving doughnut sandwiches and I do not mean the good kind.” The ex-spirit cringed, thinking of the alternative, before he spoke.

“Fine, 1st option.” Alan felt glad it was over before Discord poked at his shoulder. The essence human look at him questionly as the chaos spirit pointed at a far direction. Alan saw something was heading towards them. It was a pinkie pie, yet a creepy pink aura surrounded her, and it had a grin larger than any pony should. “Dang it Xavex! Everyone knows it’s pinkie bloody HD! Just get on with it. Man Midnight and Quill where do you find these people?” Discord commented, only to receive a smack from Alice.

“Don’t break the fourth wall. Leave that to the Void Dwellers,” Alice said.

“His sister does it as well, you know.” Alan added as the pinkie is drawing near. “Is the fourth wall breaking business only strictly void dwellers?”

“Usually, though Pinkie and Discord do it here and there. He needs to learn to be funnier about it,” Alice said.

“ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT NOTICING THE DAMN THREAT COMING AT US!?” The ex-spirit of paper work practically screech.

“I am, but I’d rather just ignore it. They only get worse when you pay attention to them… like a lot of things on the internet really.” Soran said with a shrug.

Alice shrugged, “We’ve got it covered anyways. It’s not like idle chat will change anything.”

It is at this point, you, reader, should realize that Fourth Wall has been broken, fried, dipped in a gravy, and ground into a mash that you could feed to your cat or dog. Luckily Discord is forced to fix this shit up. “Wait what!?” You heard me fix it before all the pinkie’s in the mirror of the bloody multiverse came. Discord cringed by the thought as he picked a large window and commented, “You owe me, big time!”

-One reinstalling of a wall later-

“Alright what’s the plan of taking down the threat?” Alan asked as he got into battle position. The pinkie pie was only 5 mins from contact. Discord removed the spirit from the battlefield to prevent distractions. “We are facing against a pink pony with dragon ball z powers.” He looked upon the two for advice.

“Not the way, I see it,” Alice pointed to her eyes. “Perspective Manipulation.”

“Alright so you know her weak spot? By the way, can I have my guns back?” Alan asked with a grin.

Alice shook her head before tossing the pistols to Alan, “Weakness, no. I can, however, change her abilities. It’s only a matter of perspective really.”

“So you need me and Soran to distract her?” Alan asked the adventurous woman as he change into his shadow skill sets.

“Nope,” she said, her eyes glowing once more and the approaching pony was suddenly, old, wizened, and no longer had her power. “Bit of an OP solution, but best to be quick.” Alan felt a bit bummed.

“That killed a dramatic and epic fight, but hey maybe we’ll get some cake?” Alan commented with a disappointed tone before turning to Soran. “So, which of us takes the kill?”

“Well, I have a level up pending, so you can take it if you want. Not sure if experience gained after a level up but before perk select actually counts.” Soran said with a shrug.

“Okay.” He quickly got near the pinkie who was wheezing rapidly as he came gave her a hug. The pinkie felt nervous at first until she embrace it. In that good moment, Alan quickly grabbed her head gently and in flash twisted her neck before she could react, only to notice an arrow was already sticking out of her head. She laid on the floor as the essence human closed her eyelids. “You are a special kind of person, aren’t ya?”

Alice winced, “Well then… Somebody must have pent up issues.”

“I’ll say.” Soran said while he put his bow away.

“Whelp I like to say thanks and wish I had my token with me.” Alan said before a omochao suddenly appeared beside him.

“Hello master.” It said spooking Alan. “I have come to your need.” Alan looked at the token strangely.

“How the bloody creations did you know I was here?” Alan asked before it zoomed up in front him creepily.

“Master we omochao know everything.” It responded before looking at the others. “I have a message for you two.”

    Alice shrugged, “If it’s copy of his token, no need,” she reached into a pocket and pulled out Alan’s token. “I’ve got nearly everyone’s by now.”

“Okay so you know the words call on Harmony’s bi-” Alan quickly took his gunS back as he shot the robot.”tch” It ended as it replicated a copy for Soran.

“Alright we should go our separate ways unless you feel like meeting this universe’s Death?” Emerl asked as he made a portal back to Tartarus. “So feel like joining or should I say contracts yada yada.” He waited for them to respond.

Alice shook her head, “I’ve got a war among gods to deal with. So, maybe we’ll see each other again, someday.”

“Okay, hopefully near some ihop or something. Alice and Soran, our contract is complete. By the way, if you guys see a Discord, deck him in the halls.” Alan said as he gave a fist bump to both of them.

“Well, I guess this is a farewell until next time, then.” Soran said as a purple aura enveloped his arms. Soran pulled a portal open in the air beside him before turning back to face Alan after a moment. “Oh, and Alan.”

“Yeah?” Alan said as he face the dovahkiin

  “Soran is the Dovahkiin, Tyler is the man behind the powers.” Soran, no, Tyler, said with a smile.

Alan returned the smile with his own as he respond. “Nice to meet ya, Tyler. By the way, if you meet some large ponies, don’t judge them too quickly unless they do something stupid.”

Alice shrugged, “I’ve been in Equestria for a thousand years, no issues with them yet.”

Tyler gave a final wave before entering into the portal, closing it behind him.