Hello there, Fillies and Colts. My name is Mr. Safety, and today, I am here to tell you a very important story!
Once upon a time, there was a green stallion. This green stallion lived in a green house, with a green television and green furniture. In fact, everything in his house was green. His favorite color was green, he only ate green foods, and even his water was green!
Across the road from this green stallion lived a red mare. This red mare lived in a red house, with a red television and red furniture. In fact, everything in her house was red. Her favorite color was red, she only ate red foods, and even her water was red!
One day, the green stallion was watching television. His favorite television program was on; 'Green Acres', and he was really enjoying it, until he heard some disruptive singing in the distance!
He opened his window, and found that the singing was coming from the red mare's house.
The red mare had decided to have a shower, and started singing. The singing could be heard for miles on end!
The green stallion trotted on over to the red mare's house, knocking on the door. He could hear the shower going as he waited. The singing stopped, but the shower didn't. And so with that, he trotted back to his house and continued watching his favorite show.
But the singing started again! This time even louder! The green stallion grumbled and mumbled to himself, trotting back across the street and to the red mare's door. He knocked again, harder this time. There was no answer, but the singing stopped once again. He sighed in relief, trotting back to his house to resume watching his favorite television show.
But the strangest thing happened; the singing started again! Even louder than before!
This was the last straw. The green stallion galloped full-speed over to the red mare's house, fury in his eyes. He pounded on the door over and over again, until finally the red mare answered the door! She'd wrapped a towel around her waist, seeing as how she had no tail. She didn't want everypony seeing her bits and pieces, after all!
The green stallion kicked up a stink, complaining about the singing, and how he couldn't watch his favorite show in peace. With that, the red mare apologized, turning around to give him a chocolate out of a bowl she kept by the door for guests, in sign of true sincerity.
But the red mare, she didn't tuck her towel in properly! As she turned around, the towel fell down, revealing everything in between her legs to the poor green stallion!
The green stallion let out a scream, turning in the other direction and sprinting back to his green house, with his green television and green furniture, to finish watching Green Acres.
However, once he got halfway across the road, a big, heavy truck hit him, making him as flat as a mat.
What is the point of this story, you ask? Why have I elaborated some lame, pointless tale? Well, my friend, this story does not come without a moral!
Because the point of this story is to teach you this: You should never cross the road when the red pony is flashing!