Not So Normal

by kingdom hearts guardian

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1032

You know how life can get really weird real quit, well this is what happened to me

So one day me and my friend devin are just minding our own business, then we just both pass out at the same time. We wake up in a town full ponies and that right there makes me think we huffed same crazy shit……..nope. Its super real and these horses are crazy as hell.

[Note that this story is my first so it will have a lot of flaws, but I have some great ideas for the random stuff that will happen so stay tuned :-]
Warning:language and suggestive themes]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-19 21:39:43 UTC

Walking on shit

Waking on shit

   "dammit!," I say to myself.

My friend Devin turns to me,"what happened?".

I turn to face him, "stepped on dog shit."

You know, I really hate when motherfuckers don't clean up there dogs shit, that should be a priority. Anyway, I should probably tell you my name, its Jose, and now your wondering what hell the is going on, well i'll get to that.

The story of how my life will turn out is pretty crazy. I wiped the shit on the road and me and Devin continue waking. I got the felling that I was about to vomit, so did Devin, we thought it was something the air but we dident care, that is until Devin just passed out in which case  was very uncanny of seeing, what that means  I have no idea. And after that I started to fell woozy blah, blah, blah, you get get the drift. Now time to get to the juicy part :p

  My head was pounding when I came to, like I got hit by a rock or something, but  a group of people were around us...........or so I thought. Me and Devin were surrounded my by a bunch cartoon looking horses or something. At first I thought we huffed some crazy shit that was in the air but soon realized that this felt to real[then, again, seeing cartoon is already weird on its own]because they all had a look of shock in there eyes.

I was just confused at this point, I looked at Devin and saw a pink horse looking at him as if its never seen a person before.

Then it takes its attention to me and comes right to my face",OHWOWIVENEVERSEENSOMETHIGLIKEYOBEFOREAREYOUAGOODTHINGORBADTHINDORANALIENAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,"all I could was that it was female but any thing else was hard to tell since it was taking to fast."OHH!, maybe twilight knows what you guys are!".

she then grads me and Devin with ungodly force and drags us to tree house looking building. Then she breaks down the door and throws me and Devin in.

I land on something that felt weird; I then see it looks like a weird ass looking lizard mutant thing."What the heck pinkie," it says.

"Oh,sorry." I then then see a purple horse come down the stairs. See stops as soon as she see's me, with look that made me think that she was scared or interested in me.

She slowly came up to me as if I were some kind of bear or something, then again I do look like a weird ape."Hey t-there little guy I won't h-hurt you,"oh for gods sake,"you know I can talk normally right".

As I say that she jumps and looks at me with aww. "WOW!, a new creature in equsteria that can speak, ohhhh  to tell celestia right away".

I'm guessing that this celestia shes talking about is come kind of higher up, maybe shes a little less hype then this one right here.

"um, twilight, don't you think that's a bad idea",that sounded so generic but hey, I'm just saying.

" Well she has to know what this..........i'm sorry but what are you Mr?".

  I could tell her my name but...maybe I should have a little fun with this."Well my name is stargazer and my unconscious friend here is called num nuts, and were something called humans".

I've always liked the name stargazer, and I just want to fuck with Devin[pause].

"well um, maybe you could take your friend up stairs so he can have a more comfortable?".

I go over to Devin and hes still sleeping like a fat ass, I drag him out of the book self and go up stairs to the room.

After laying Devin down I start to think what I want to do in this world. Don't get me wrong, I like where i'm from but nothing really happens in life that's really different from the norm, plus i'm bored. I'm sure that my friend and family wont worry. Speaking of friends, Devin is sure as hell going to have something to wake up to, that's for sure. I start making my way down stairs.

As I come to the main room pinkie hype comes bouncing over to me,"So stary, you probably want to get to know ponyville better right!!!!!!!!!", shes why to loud for her own good; I cover my ear from the ringing.

"Sure, why not".

"GREAT!!!!", there with the yelling again.

"Aren't you bit worried how others react to him", says sparkle butt over there, "oh i'm sure its fine", as she says that she drags me out of the door[seriously how is something like her this strong, is she some kind of roid head?].

As we go throw town all I can see is all these ponies looking at with faces of curiosity and terror. I'm pretty sure that in these kind circumstances, humans probably don't exist in this place. That's like some planet of the apes shit right there. And if there aren't any humans besides me and Devin then...................that's gonna be a problem for multiple reasons.

I notice that we are now on an off road on the outskirts of the town. I see that we are heading to a old looking house. I'm not sure who would be living this far from town unless there were some big scary ass dude or a really anti social person. Maybe its some kind of wise old guy that would teach me the meaning of life, that would be cool.

We then stop at the front of the and starts to knock on like if she was trying to kill somebody,"FLUTTERSHY!!!!!!!".

I see the door open wide open,"y-yes".

I look to the one standing in the door way......not what I expected huh.

Shy but pretty adorable

I see a yellow horse with pink hair standing in the doorway. As of this moment I can only tell that her name is fluttershy[probably from pinkies scream feast] and from the tone of her voice, shes most likely ether really shy or super freaked out.

"So flutters, what do you think of my friend here, pretty neat right",