Masturbation For Dummies

by Redtana

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sex, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1391

Twilight is experiencing one of the worse heat cycles of her life, and she is going to her last resort: clopping

Twilight has never masturbated before. To her, sex and clop was always seen as a barbaric and gross thing to do. But when her heat cycles becomes unbearable, she discovers that is the only was to sate it; and it is also one of the greatest things she had ever felt.

Contains: Masturbation, magic dildos, and orgasms.

The story was inspired by a picture drawn by omiart.

Published 2015-09-11 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-11 03:50:01 UTC

Gold Edition

Masturbation For Dummies

By: Red

The library in Ponyville was entirely dark, with black curtains covering the windows and the wooden door locked tight. Spike was currently out doing errands for Rarity and it was the first time since she arrived in Ponyville that Twilight Sparkle finally was alone. She trotted over to a section she rarely even went to; the Adult section. It was uncommon for ponies to use this, most of them being younger stallions and mares who would always check the books out with a sheepish look on their face. Sex and clopping (even thinking about those words caused her to blush deeply) were something however that Twi never thought about. She knew about what it was and how it worked, but she never really had much of an interest for it except for scientific reasons. At least, that was the case until now.

Her heat cycles were usually mild, even when she was a filly, and she could easily ignore it, but today was somehow different. Right now, It felt like her loins were on fire, and when she checked herself in the mirror, she could see her vagina was soaked with lubrication, even after trying to wipe it up multiple times. She tried a cold shower, ice, even going as far as searching for a spell that could sate her dripping marehood, but nothing worked.

She continued walking down the short aisle until she came to a shelf with a book on it. The outside of the text was painted gold and void of any art except for a title. Using her magic, she levitated it out and looked at the cover.

Masturbation For Dummies: Gold Edition

She sighed, her face still flushed from both her heat and embarrassment on the subject as she picked up the book and headed upstairs to her bedroom while she began to read the first chapter.

She hopped on top of the bed and laid down on her back, spreading her haunches like the book instructed. The position made Twilight feel uncomfortable as she thought about how vulnerable she was right now. She relaxed and then continued her reading.

Now that you are in the ‘missionary’ position, reach your hoof down to your vagina and begin to rub your hoof softly against it. Go as fast or as slow as you're comfortable with. And remember, the most important part is to relax and have fun with it!

Twilight did exactly that, using one of her free hooves to reach down as she started playing with her pussy. The moment she pressed against herself, Twilight moaned loudly and she experienced sexual gratification for the first time. She tried to stifle her noises as she continued to pleasure herself, but to no avail. It was like she was scratching an itch that she has had for a long time and she was going to scratch it hard. Waves of pleasure and stimulation washed over her body and it sent shivers up her spine. Her tongue lollygagged out of her mouth as she began clopping herself silly.

She continued rubbing herself, playing with her delicate folds as she began to read the instructions once again.

After a few minutes, feel free to begin playing with your clitoris. That is the nub at the top of your genitals. This is the only part of the body purely designed for sexual pleasure, so don’t hesitate to go all out!

Twilight set down the book as raised her hoof up to find her swollen clit.

“Ah!” Twilight yelped as she brushed her clit. She felt that it was the source of her heat, and the moment she touched it Twilight could feel the fire start to burn down.

She continued rubbing it as fast as she could, her eyes almost rolling to the back of her head. Her mind was blank, only registering the pleasure and sensations coming from her nethers. She felt something coming and her skin started getting goosebumps. Finally, that feeling exploded as her first orgasm almost caused her to black out. Her body arched upwards into the air as pussy juices shot out of her onto the bed, drenching the sheets with her mare cum. Her body turned into a convoluted mess of twitches as she half-moaned, half-screamed in ecstasy at her first climax. It took almost ten seconds before she flopped back onto the bed, her eyes dazed and her body panting.

Twilight laid their for a few moments lying in the bliss of her post-orgasm as she wondered why she hasn’t done this sooner. It felt like all of her anxiety, all her problems, all her insecurities melted away at that very moment, and she didn’t have to worry about anything else. Soon, though, the fire began to burn again, which annoyed Twilight. That was suppose to stop it! She searched through the book until she came to a section dedicated to magic.

For all you unicorns, lay on your stomachs and stick your buttocks in the air. In this position, cast the spell as seen down below to induce the ‘phallus’ spell. This will give you the most pleasure with your masturbation needs and can also work on partners; male and female! After a few brief moments of looking over the spell, she assumed the position, her rump sticking in the air with her tail raised high, exposing her vagina and anus. A purple glow came from her horn as she casted the spell causing a bright light to emanate from it. She looked behind her and saw a transparent object floating behind her butt. A dark liquid covered it, and the size was proportional to a ‘gifted’ stallion. A splat of lube from Twilight’s pussy dropped onto the bed below her, and her blush once again rose on her cheeks as her jaw dropped from looking at the size. She had no idea if the magical dildo would fit inside, but Twi wanted to find out.

Slowly, she brought the spell up to her vulva, gently rubbing it with the tip. The now familiar feeling caused her to sigh in relief, as it gently poked and prodded her, rubbing against her now sensitive marehood and her thighs. It began pushing inside the unicorn very slowly until it felt a slight resistance. Twilight winced in pain as it broke her hymen and a light amount of blood was now dripping out of her. The blood caused Twilight to panic for a moment and she probably would’ve stopped right there if she didn’t know this would happen. She took a few deep breath and returned her thoughts to focusing on the artificial member now inside her.

It pushed deeper into her, the fake penis now about halfway in. During this, Twilight moved her hoof up her stomach and began to play with her clit, adding to her self-indulgence. Once it was up to the medial ring, it slowly began to pull out and push back in. Her vaginal walls clamped down hard on it as it began rutting the purple mare. The library was filled with the sounds of wet slapping as the toy began to fuck her, increasing the pace of its thrusts. Twilight was starting to get loud, her moans echoing through the hallways of books. She was pretty sure anyone passing by her home would hear her sounds of enjoyment, but she didn’t care. The euphoria that this spell was giving her was explicit. When it pushed further into Twilight, she screamed in pleasure and the dildo continued to hump her. With every thrust, it went deeper and deeper into Twilight’s pussy until it pressed her uterus. The itch was definitely being scratched now as Twilight dropped to the bed and continuing to be pounded. After several more minutes of this, she came hard onto the object, spouts of pussy juice shooting from the sides of the phallus object while her vagina began contracting as her second climax took control of her. Twilight rolled around in the bed as a shockwave of pleasure filled her entire being while she experienced a pleasure that nothing has come close to before. Her magic dissipated and staggered, causing the spell and the replicated stallionhood to disappear, leaving a sweaty body, messy bedsheets, and one happy mare behind.