Typical clopfiction

by bendelsohn

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rarity, Romance, Fluttershy, Sex
Length: 1047

I made this for the lulz.

Rarity and Fluttershy find the meaning of true love. (TROLL PORN YEE.)

Published 2012-05-29 08:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-29 08:14:02 UTC

The best clopfic

Typical clopfic
By Bendelsohn

Shvan day the Flutashy was all walkin down the street. She was walkin all secksay and it was supar all secksay and did I mention secks. Then she saw the Rarty and she said “Oh maaans rarty is the nicest pony and I love her super platonically because she is friend.” And then she went over to talk to the rarty and she said “Hay Rarty you are my friend :D”. and Rarty was like “Ohai Flutashy yous my friend toooo. :D.” And then they was the fraaaans and it was all super good. Then the Flutashy and the Rarty saw each others a whole lotsa times n stuff cuz they’s is fraaans.

Soon they gots to know each others reall good cuz they’s the friends and thats what friends do. They had sleep overs and tea partes and the spa stuff and supar fun tiems. One day The was so much in friendship that Rarty was like “yo flutashy you mah nigga” and then Flutashy was liek “Eeeeeeeeh mon you mah nigga too bruh.” And they was in so much friendships and it was amazing. And then the friendships and the happies all was happenin and it was all supah niez. They did the stuff for 2 weks until there was a day.
One day Rarty came to Flutashy’s house. Rarty said “Hay Flutashy I am something to say you.” And Flutashy said “wat is it Rarty” And then Rarty Blushded and she said “Um” but then Flutashy said “I already know what you are about to say and you are about to say you loves me.” And Rarty was suprise. Rarty said “omg how did u know that thas awesoms because I love you.” And Flutashy said “I knew because I love you too” And it all made perfect sense because love equates to psychic powers, obviously.

And so They was in lesbians for a long time. They were the best at lesbians and they did lesbian kiss and lesbian hug. It was amazing romans. They did spa and sleep over and tea parteh more ofen because they were in love lesbians. It was the happiest days of forever in ever forever ever. Flutashy and Rarty was in sooo much passionate love.One tiem Rarty even was generous and bought Flutashy a card for harts and hoofs day and this maed Flutashy happi. She went to Rarties house to thank her for being nice pony.

Flutashy got there and nopony butt Rarty was home. Flutashy said “OMG HI RARTY!” And Rarty said “HELLO FLUTASHY” and then Flutashy said “THANK YOU FOR THE CAAAARD I LOVE U :3” and then Rarty said “O NP I LOVE U TOO :D.” And then Rarty said hay Flutashy I have a suprise for you come upstairs with me pls.” And then Flutashy said ok and she went upstairs. When she got upstairs there was no suprise! Flutashy said “OMG Rarty I dont see a surprise.” And then Rarty said “Oh but there is a surprise and I will show you so sit down on the bed over hear.”

So Flutashy went over and was like “What are we gonna do on the bed?” Rarity Smiled. “SECKS >:D” and Flutters say “whao I did nazi that coming but are you sure this is you want? Have you done this befare?” And rarity said “Yes. I have had secks with one million mare.”
“ One million mare?”

“One Million mare.”

And so Rarty began to secks Flutashy. It all began with a hug. A secks hug. The secks hug was around Flutashy’s legs and it was all supre secksy. Fluttershy pomfed and gasped. Then she poked fluttershy on her special place and it felt super weird and stuff. flutashy wiggled around because secks reasons. Rarty asked “Are you ok should I stop now?” But Flutashy said “NOH! kep going pls because I love u and want to have secks with u.”

Soon rarty stopped poking and began licking Flutasgy and that feklt even supr weirder. Fluttershy had only secksed one times before adn she wasnt used to it. It was like the best feeling in the werld except it was secks.

Rarity’s bacon-like tongue pushed into Fluttershy’s lettuce even further. This created a tasty BLT with Fluttershy’s lady-mayo, and the tomatos envisioned by Rarity. Flutashy came errreewheeeere and there was sooo much caaaame aand Rarty was like “yeeeeeeeeeeee I did that now you secks me >:D.” And flutashy said “kk Rarty I do that :3” So then Rarty laid down and spread the leges and Flutashy entered them with secks. She begn to lick all da places all super slow and stuff and rarity didn’t even car because she had secks with one million mare.

Suddenly Twilight Sparkles Blast into room! Rarty said “OMG TWILIGHT Y U COME TO MY HOUSE?”
“I CAME BECAUSE REASONS!”
“WAT REASONS?”
“REASONS! ALSO Y U SECKSING FLUTASHY?”
“BECAUSE LOVE REASONS!”
Suyddenly twilit Begn clopping vigerously. Rarty said “TWILIT Y U CLOPPING I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SECKSING WITH FLUTASHY.” and Twilit said “AAA I DUNNO I CANT STOPP BUTT PLS CONTINU K?” So then Rarty was like k and then let Flutashy continu the secks. Flutas was all the nervous and didt know what to do so she licked in Rartys vajayjay until Rarty went :O and almosted cumed.

Then Twilit came over and said “OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMRE I NEED U GUISE BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYONE.” And then she put her horn in the Rarty and hoof in the Flutashysand they both gasped but then they was liek “OMFG THIS ARE AMAZE!” And then Twilit casted a magic spell of secks. It made all the secks eben secksier. Then all of them came x100! Eben Twilit came x100 because magic reasons. There was sooo much came it felt like 100 million miles of came were camed. In fact, it was so much came that Twilit was propelled out of the room through the roof. She flew approximately 156 meters above the boutique, but then began to fall. She didn’t die becaus magic reasons.

And so thebn from that day on they all had secks everyday forever together because that is the true meaning of friendship.