The Man who Does Anything

**IN CASTLE**

Today, we find our little friend in twilight's castle, right after discussing his life and human life and...terrorism.

"So, ponies, do you know of a place where i can hunt for animals with my gun, I'm trying to get something big and strange, like something big and bad, where can i find something of this type?" i ask. "There are some animals in The Everfree Forest, but i don't think fluttershy wants you to kill anything!" Twilight says. I turn around to see the butter colored mare staring into my very soul, so, out of instinct, i back away, because i dont like my soul stared into like she was! I start walking towards the door and finally get to it. when i open the door, there is a crowd of about a hundred ponies wearing armor facing me with spears.

I slowly as nothing pull out 2 Desert Eagles and put them in front of me. These guards aren't gonna take me anywhere without a big fight. One of the more brave ones pokes me in the chest with the pointy end of a spear, which doesn't hurt because I'm now wearing a suit of Kevlar. He speared me so i punched him, in the face,kinda hard. He drops to the ground and all the others start fighting with me and I'm blasting them left and right! These guns have infinite ammo and no recoil so i can keep firing without interruptions. For their sake, I'm not killing them, I'm only going for their knees. After this fight they are all on the ground, and i spawn a dirtbike and start heading for the forest.

I finally get to the forest and slowly drive into it. I'm driving for about 10 minutes when i hear a large growl, and turn to see a manticore of all things heading straight for me! Quickly, i pull out the shotgun and blast it in the neck, with a burst of blood. It stops in its tracks and looks down at its now bleeding profusely neck, and slowly sinks to the ground. When this happens, i despawn the dirtbike and spawn a full size off-road Ford F-150. Then i spawn a portal back to the human world and, with the beast in tow, drive into said portal.

I arrive back in the human world right where i went in, in my front yard. I see my dad come outside and look wide eyed at the beast I've killed. "Dang boy, that is one ugly son of a gun!" he says. I reply with "yes, and very easy to kill with a gun! I've found a world of ponies and am going to gather some friends up and go back there and probably live there part time and have fun and help them have weapons and such!". so, I go to my friend, who we will call bob. Bob is my age, and he will probably want to be with me in wars in this world. Me and bob get in a Corvette and i spawn a portal to Equestria and drive in it.

Once we are in the world, i realize immediately that something is wrong. Me and bob are now invisible and walk into town, and see tons of flyers with my face on them and above it says WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE FOR MURDER