Your Deepest Desires

Moxxi laughs and waves one hoof as if you just offered her a bowl of soup. "I certainly wouldn't object to the notion, maybe we'll even get around to it some time, but for now there's a business to be run and children to take care of. I always try to be hooves-on with our guests, helps them come to see that they don't need to fear us, but I don't always have the freedom to be as hooves-on as I would like to be."

Moxxi fixes you with a wide, almost seductive smile. "Perhaps if you stick around long enough, someday I'll find the time to give you my full attention. For now I'm afraid Skotch and the other changelings will have to service you."

"Are ponies the only thing you can turn into?"

"Do changelings fart?"

"Do you ever get lonely?"

"I'm ready to get down to business."